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Monday, January 25, 2010

Moshi Moshi !!...Why i never blog as i did last time? =O Cause i started doing homework...Unbelievable? 0_0 I can believe...I cause i had step down from the 2nd side of my life and leave the problems for others to slove themselves...Therefore,I feel very free now =D Can finally sleep peacefully T^T so touching...

Saturday.

Woke up at seven and drag myself to the toilet bowl and wash my face (toilet basin hor)...Then WIDE AWAKE =D,la~la~la~blah~blah~blah~tra-la-la...Made my way to nasty house,then i met up with nasty's block de cat again.I sat on the bench...It stare at me I stare at him for 2mins-3mins,then the cat turned its head away....I WON !!!! =D

Then nasty came we play ball ball once again with Jia Wen,Jia Jun,Lionel...then finsh jiu go up his house...Sit there watch show...Do Biology and a few Math O-level series questions,then eat...Then do more Math O-level series,let me tell you...My brother was right 0.o ,Math was chicken feet,Section A all give away marks...Seriously...I mean ALL !!!...There was no way u could fail the exam sia =.= ...Well,maybe it was possible...cause i witness one =O Then when home.. That's all for saturday...

Sunday.
I woke up at 11a.m. On my phone..."1 New Message !! from jiawen" Yeah!! bowling!!! =D Then,right after tution i met up with them at 6pm.Jia qi,a girl with a mole,shu hui mom? 0.o and shu hui,lionel,zhi yong was there.They already bowling le 0_0 Somemore no slot for me ._____. Then,Jiawen bring me go play house of dead 4 ...
I shoot was like,"Excellent!! Fanstastic !! Perfect !!!"
Jiawen was,"Good....Good...Good..." LOL so funny

Play finsh Chapter 1 then see them bowling again...Crap crap crap...pay money de shi hou i keep zapping jiawen by the forearm =.= Dunno why...Then i say keep hold hand jiu no problem le,then we hold hand and stroll happily...Then suddenly 1 uncle come and break us up LOL,if don't let go we will be bring him along with our strolling HAHA!! Then we go play acrade again...

And Again i played House of Dead 4 with jiawen =.= ...History repeated itself..
I was,"Excellent!! Fanstastic !! Perfect !!!"
Jiawen was,"Good....Good...Good..."

Jiawen,"Why u keep get excellent de?"
Porky,"I shoot head mah 0.o"
Jiawen,"Why you never tell me !!!"
It was suppose to be common sense...right? =.= Like..."Headshot !!!" XD

Then Jiawen pull me to another machine,tell me play para para...Then i put my coin in,it was suppose to for fun...But coin cannot come out ._____. Next thing i know she slammed the Start button. "Oh....shit....." =.= Then,i was left with no choice...but to dance =.= It was,"Miss miss miss good miss miss miss" 1 out of 7 hits LOL.And in the end of course..."Stage Failed !!" LOL damn funny =.=

Then la~la~la~ nothing much happened in the arcade,then nasty came and we go eat...When eating,there was alot of "disturbance" =.= ...70% from me so wasn't totally my fault.At first i saw the meal,so small !!! i can finsh in no time =D Minutes later,I was busy laughing and took around half-an-hour to finsh LOL

Then DISMISS !!! Everyone when home...I MRT-ed with...

Solve the equation below...
1.(Jia)(Wen+Qi)+Porky=MRT [0 m]
2.Hence,make Porky as subject [10m]
3.Therefore,explain who and how i when home with [-12m]

So get it?? 0.o yup sit with them until sengkang there i decided go compass point buy present...la~la~la~blah blah blah,The Wheels on the bus go round and round~~~round and round~~~round and round~~~ ya...ya..whatever then brought le go home wrap...End of the day !!!

Thank you for your kind Attention =D THAT'S ALL FOLKS !!! -Porky

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Monday, January 25, 2010

Monday, January 18, 2010

I see my blog like very boring...and losing readers also LOL.So i should blog something today...

Today,go school backgate not open again ._____. sian.....So need walk 1 whole round go in.Then blah blah blah go school hall,la~la~la blah~blah~blah i no tie...Then jasper tell me take his.Then ran back the class and back again to hall with tie.

Then USSR,boring boring boring...Then flip my today' today newspaper in other words it was the newspaper i got today named today. You get it right?..anyway...Then read read read,come across the word "Chemical Ali" LOL,damn funny dunno why.Must be because of reciting the powerpuff girls opening too much =.= ...Then Across the another setion,fire forest fire 4,000 homeless...

So i was bored,so i read the article as,"On the faithful day,An Qi ran passed the forest and caused a forest fire leaving 4,000 HOMELESS..." Then guan liang sitting infront of me cannot take it...LOL too funny myself XD.

Then,"School Stand !!!" then see the video again i felt like laughing LOL dunno why it was funny..The made us wait...for like 1 min...it was like damn the PA man !!! or AP...maybe LP WHATEVER !!! Then start liao the national athem,I guess you know what happened XD There was like a beat,followed by the national athem in REMIX !! LOL i cannot control myself... A thought came into my mind...

Mr President,"Speed up the song,I am in a hurry !!"
LP guy,"Errr...."
Mr President,"Never mind ! Let me do it !!"
*Mr president put on his hearphone and started scratching and remix-ing the disc*

LOL...Damn funny cannot control myself,cannot stop laughing sia...LOL REMIX !!! what the hell !! =.= LOL

Then skip skip skip,Recess !!! Played ball,kena owned....No larh 6-7 we lost ! So it was still owned i guess...

Next after school eat blah blah blah conference call,jump over stick,played ball, using com...There !!! Finshed...

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Monday, January 18, 2010

Thursday, January 14, 2010

I have been telling myself to forget you...But how is it possible to to forget someone that you keep coming across again and again..Even if we could be together i could have never gave you happiness.

Till now,i am still unable to store away and forget the promise of ours.I made a promise to my father that i'll never break a promise...But this promise of ours was to impossible to keep so may this just be a forgotten promise.

You told me to forget you,but yet u are unable to do that yourself... =.=
I have been doing what we promised,but it didn't felt right...
But i will restore that little perfect world of yours,I promise...

I love you,that's why i can't be with you...

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Thursday, January 14, 2010

Sunday, January 10, 2010

Ok..although the birthday is yesterday but yesterday 1 A.M. reached home...that's tomorrow liao also...lol...i think u get what i mean,but who cares..

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NASTY !!

LOL,let me remember what happened yesterday...

So,yesterday...I want write birthday cad de..Then suddenly i realized i do not have any coloured paper,LOL then i gonna go to his house very soon...So i rush to hougang point buy paper,draw le then go up...Just in time! =D Then i watch,"Where got ghost" at nasty's house...Well,not as funny as i thought it was 0_0 but ok larh...

Then Jiawen jiu rached nasty house also,then watch Spongebob together...LOL =D my favourite show !!!Then bring down all those dumb dumb stuffs to the BBQ pit,quite heavy larh...They said take as much as you can so i decided to bring down 90% of the stuffs LOL Then Jeremy came...blah blah blah prepare the BBQ stuffs again...Then lionel came...Then play chess with one another...

They start fire very i slow leh 0__0 i bet i could do it even slowly...LOL...Then BBQ stuffs and throw the ball over the tree..Then Alvin and Kevin come,then we played monkey...LOL.Then there was alot of chaos...

Next,i helped out with the BBQ first time BBQ sia... 0_0 Sad case...Then i fan the fire and...TO MY HORROR!!... I realized that was so much FUN! =D I could do it all day! =D LOL ...then play with food LOL anyhow mix here mix there...I also found out that the clamp and meat chew 20+ times still the same size =.= LOL...Like chewy gum like...

Then approaching night jiu play basketball,got 1 match 6-0 We winning liao...Then they suddenly in in in...Then become 6-6 LOL..so i said they win i help them made satay...So in the end.. I LOST!!! =O LOL ...Kena owned LOL..So i go play satay lorh...then blah blah Jia Qi came...blah blah blah again..

Then we go up Nasty's house open his presents...LOL...Then he saw the wrapper,"Zao Sheng Gui Zi" LOL...then open again...It's a CHICKEN !! LOL...Well,it is a unique alarm clock =D LOL...Come to think of it,we had to every chicken in the shop to see which one was the loudest..LOL.....Then played poker cards..I LOST EVERY ROUND !!! LOL !!! Bad luck sia =.= lol lol lol lol...

Then jiu sit here and there then go home...I was supposed to be home by 10 LOL..Then i reached back home at 1 LOL...Luckily my Mom forgotten when i told her i would be back...LOL

K,that all for now...

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Sunday, January 10, 2010

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

HELLO !!! =D As i said...2010 must have a new start!! That's means new blogskin too =D! HA!

People say my blogskin always a bit a bit emo de... 0.o ok so.. So this time I used Spongebob as my theme =D !!! My favourite childhood show !!! actually now too!!!

I LIKE SPONGEBOB!!! WHY?!?! GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT!!!! RAWR !!!!!

Woo~~~hoo~~~ !!!

ARE YOU READY KIDS??!!!
"Aye Aye Captain!!!"
I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!
"AYE AYE CAPTAIN!!!"

OH !!!~~~ Who lives in a pineapple under the sea!!
"Spongebob squarepants !!!"
Absorbant and yellow and porous is he
"Spongebob Squarepants !!!"
If nautical nonsense be something you wish
"Spongebob Squarepants !!!"
Then flop on the deck and plop like a fish
"Spongebob Squarepants !!!"

READY!!!
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS !!!
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS !!!
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS !!!~~~~

SPONGEY~~~BOB!!! SQUAREPANTS!!

AH !!!~~~AHH !!! AHH !!!~~~AH !!!



RANDOM !!! =D

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Tuesday, January 05, 2010

Friday, January 1, 2010

Yo Yo~~~End of 2009 i have a total of 123 blog post.. LOL...

So...2009 was a year of FUN? HA!!! ok larh...not so bad,had alot of fun.Now it's the year 2010.Most people moves up 1 level higher...For me Sec 4 liao 0.o,become the big brother of the school liao...Most Sec 1 or 2 always view Sec 3 or 4 as pie kia LOL dunno why...natural reaction i guess =.=...

First thing about 2010,NEW UNIFORM !! well,not for me...but for Sec 1 to 3 larh..My friend ask me want to buy anot...Then i see my plurk,ALL flooded with complains that the uniform is ugly...Skirt very long...la~la~la~bah~bah~bah..But i heard that it was a girl girl who send that design de leh...Then turn out most girls not happy =.= LOL...I heard from guan liang also..That the PE SHUAI!!! LOL really meh? Then hear him say liao like not bad sia...Maybe can consider buy larh...

Second thing about 2010,is it is my O-level !!! woohoo~~~ should be happy? 0.o dunno...I dun really give a damn also...LOL..Just study more than usual only lorh...Can larh...Doesn't sound so bad,then maybe will start to have interest in studies...I hope 0_0 My kor kor say that O-level is a piece of shit...LOL...like any ordinary exam,just study then jiu A1 A2 liao...He get L1R5: 9 leh 0.o then minus here and there jiu 7 or something...WOW 0.o Sounds easy...

0.o o.0 0.o o.0 0.o I don't mind if school re-open...Cause i holiday never study anything..AT ALL !!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! screwed holiday...But Maple become ok ok only lorh...nothing else...LOL

K,that's all

Maybe i go change blogskin bah....

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Friday, January 01, 2010

About Porky

Identity:Goh Kok Hong
Who am I? Just call me †Porky†
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Age:15. Blowing Candles on 27 October

Currently Graduating from Hougang Secondary School

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