0.o ...overall fail le bah...Pass english 17/30----pure bio 20/40...2 nia...LOL.Normal jiu normal lorh =.= ...i anything one,should be more open...But no too open-minded or end up like me =D


Today...School normal normal boring boring de lorh....You all know larh,school always boring de...Keep repeat same thing,feel like i gonna go mad like...Today,walk 1 big big round home...Then jiu here le...Today blog eariler,cause tonight play DOTA with wushu people online...


Talk about what now??out of ideas....oh...Overall fail le...AHHHHHH!!!! GO BANG THE WALL LARH!!!! SOB...how can this happen to me?...lol...I got my hands dirty!!!(No i didn't)....Jump into yellow river also cannot wash away(chinese saying)...hmmmm...Why must be yellow river leh??I rather go wild wild wet jump or sumthing,jump also never no soap..Just use Detol larh...


Come i ask you...
1000 bangla go into a room.
Close the door and put Detol inside.
How many bangla will come out?


Guess correct and u can stand to win..."~~A New CAR!!!!!~~" ta~ta~~~ta~da~~~ta~ta~~~ta~da~~ On The Price Is Right!!! Ok that's all..i go sleep first...2 night almost never sleep at all.This two night sleep in a total of 3 hours nia...Later got Super Yoyo!!! Must watch =D!

Labels: LOL..overall fail

LOL...Die larh!!!Overall how pass!?!?!!!! Damn you dad! LOL...Math get back result 15/40 F9 high score =D LOL...Knew it,slept for 10 mins then do =.= how to pass? Also not i want sleep de..Suddenly do until dose off =.= so boring..


Today,I thought POA then i go study like hell cause i really dunno a thing!! LOL,Sleep for two hours go school..See everyone studying biology..Oh shit!Dun tell me...NOOO!!!!NO! NO! NO! AHHH!!! I never wanna study again larh..Then wo jiu choing read and remember as much as possible...Walao,bio alot of things to remember.Porky never says DIE,although i do but say say only mah =D LOL ...Around 1hr until end of USSR time,den finsh read the chapter...Wa..My eyes like failing me.Then i go sleep lorh..Dun care got teacher anot larh just sleep..Then recess time le..


Guan liang and Jun han come find me at the back of the classroom...
GL:"Wah today never talk at all.Miricle arh!!!"
JH:"Ya larh...You ok anot?Sick arh?!"
Hmmmm...i dun make sound not normal meh =.= ...I very siao meh?...Guess so...So tell them i just sleepy lorh.After recess,then i noisy again =D Can't sit on my chair,jump here jump there..Teacher give worksheet or notes just fold into my private jet LOL.. P.S. Very bad...but look on the bright side,it's fun =D..Then teacher tell me stand =/,but still jump here jump there...So teacher also no idea how control me le LOL.I cannot defeat the immortal Porky!!!I am god of my own!!!MUHAHAHAHA!!!


Soon jiu exam...I ready to get best shot...Then suddenly,that was easy =D!!! Sure sure sure sure pass le! YAY =D Tomorrow also need to passy,Go porky!!!CHOING ARH!!!!choing later bah...I want facebook first.LOL...


And to everyone...K larh...i study bah...Dun care class at all can get almost pass...then study jiu pass le mah! =.= Too late? LOL ...It's never too late(for porky only)Cause i am god!!!KING OF PORK!!!RAWR!!!

Labels: Porky must pass overall...

Today Yan shu birthday and also celebrate jiawen's de =D ...Play until siao LOL very tired.YAWNZZZ..Blogger cannot upload photo..DAMN IT!!


So,today exam...hmmmm...All got hope to pass around 50% =.= ..Aiyo die larh!!Overall how pass?Why can't be something more physical??I very bad in mental stuffs..Sianz...Aiyo last two subject le must work hard!!!Porky JIA YOU!!


Today,got Napha test also..Sit and reach 54cm !!YAY high score!! Then incline pull up 32! also very good..I now can really feel i getting stronger le,last time do 20 starting to strain..But now 32 also no strain 0.o ..Training really paid off.Actually can do more de,i thought max 30 then i stop lorh =.= ...Never mind.Got two A le,2.4 run also A...confirm get GOLD de..No Sweat no kick LOL


Then after school,go celebration wall.Meet up so i anyhow pack the present i giving to Yan shu.Some useless paper all stuff inside.DONE! =D ...then dunno play what number game.=.= Fail le jiu all hit me de..not fun =.=...Go buy mac go void deck eat..There also chaotic,Yan shu kena cream all over...laugh here laugh there so fun...Then jiu play playground really sweating,too fun le =D climb here climb there fight here fight there.


Then go another playground alot of spinning stuffs de..I there,"BIG MONEY!! BIG MONEY!!! BIG MONEY!!" No one survive the invicible pork spin =D,Then i also stuff basketball into my shirt.WOW!! So super big!!! Like beyond I cup or sumthing LOL...


Next,Jiu go buy bubble tea,then everyone head home...I escort Qing Qing and amelia liao jiu go play ball nasty..Then i win nasty 3-0 YAY!!! Finally got win once..Eat egg nasty!! =P LOL...Jiu go home at facebook,WAH photo alot..I see my mad pork photo laughing at myself LOL,Very very fun...we should have some gathering like that more often. =D

Labels: so hard to get =.=, The Sercet must know...confirm need it de...But

HELLO !!! As many many many of you know...CA3 is here =D...See what kind of "high score" i can get again XD ...Who cares about exam?i dun care you dun care nobody cares!!!Just retain until you wanna study,right?

So..CA3 here.I don't feel stress at all.Which is a good thing,and a bad thing...Of course porky also want pass exam..But what to do?Don't know anything...Don't know jiu Don't sutdy lorh =D..Can't see dun see lorh =D ...Simple.First thing is about APRIL!!!That April Ng dunno how control class no reason jiu shout.People say walao only then you there fuck fuck fuck...I have 2 words for you..BITE ME...MUHAHAHA..For what?..dunno =.= ...She just dun deserve my respect.Your work everytime come become my private jet,fly here fly there..Fun right? Dun you wish you can fly?Haiz..Porky...U do dumb things,you dare to do anything.Climb the window just to touch the ceiling,jump over the wall,run like mad pork...Just do stupid thing nia.When serious?Never!!


Secondly,Lazy...Yawnzzz..Textbook like picture book like that flip flip flip ok done studying.My parents also dun mind =,= LOL ...Sometimes also dun have time,i really have big big big big things to do...Sometimes say go batam weekend,..i do go..but sometimes i dun go there..ZHE MO BAN???Fail bah...Everyone tell me study study sutdy,I REFUSE!! MUHAHAHA!!!What can do?!I just pass exams through sec 2 knowledge..Sec 2 not so bad.But personal life get serious..Cannot concentrate...Then like this lorh..Now.Today social studies exam do what?..Put there,"I LOVE SINGAPORE !!! I LOVE THE MERLION"..Then question ask about people i think so jiu put,"Singaporean are very creative.." ...1st draft nia =D later know how write jiu try lorh..


Sometimes i just wanna run away from my life,things are hard since young...Then even more bad news today is my dad said..You will never be able to answer my question...Too stupid to think he says =.= ...So,he gave me another task,"Pass your CA3 overall,then i will tell you that sercet.." NOOO!!!! NOOO!!! OMG !!!! HOW TO PASS? Overall..WOW suddenly seem so hard to me...Oh damn why didn't study =.= ...NO!!! Of course i beg him to give another task other than that..Then he say,"You beg? *haha* I was just kidding...But since you beg,then this might be a meaningful challenge!" Sob...sad...Guess i must pass my exam,but for a important secret i should know why must give challenge like this?...


Why can't my EQ higher?RAWR!!!Zhe mo ban???I want want want want want WANT TO KNOW!!! NOW!!! FUCK YOU DAD !!!fuck you upside down and inside out!!! RAWR!!!...haiz..K bah..study...how to start?? Read textbook? Math tomorrow...hmmm.....Chemistry also..Formula alot alot haven't remember... Maybe pork can really do anything.Ok lorh..Pass for you to see...Prove to you ALL pork can do anything..I Go Up Sec4 express arh!!=D alright porky...
Let's Do It..

Labels: Keep your words..Pass for you to see you BTICH

This is part 2 blah blah blah...Haven't see part 1 go down see...I Sunday saturday not in SG so blog longer...Since very happy also =D


So..later i go get a drink le...
My father ask me,"Did you run home?"
"yes"
"Heng Hao (very good)"


LOL..i also use this phrase de...Then i decided dun wan bath larh,go in room sit,stare at the exam dates.I decided,Maybe NA not so bad bah..Easier for me also,so i decided to retain since can no longer pull up the exam marks le...F9 got 3..Fun right? 7 fail 1 pass...Dun walk my path unless your name is Goh Pork Hong...Cause he confirm will find a way out...


Then,later my dad come in...Then he ask me,
"What have you learn from running home?"
"Nothing"
"Other than nothing..." he ask again
"Pigs can fly"
"Heng Hao"
Then he tell his ancient story,FIRST TIME...He will ever say a story to me =.= ...Well,there is always the first time.He also,everyday his father like him..Tell his son to rush back home...In the kampong days..He "let" him alone in the dark alone,face problem and solve it on his own...Like my life =D Like father like son.


Then suddenly he sound like the hiary porker movie..."I am like you,I know better than you know yourself...I know you can see things,i know you are afraid of the dark,I know you had a girlfriend and I know your network..."Then,i like...WTF...How did he know...he barely talk to me.......I been through you life,i make you run home,run away from home.Is some sort of training you"...So i think...ya,i still afraid of the dark but i am able to walk straight in...I learn how to perserve,Mind over body...I am able to keep on running even though my body is at it's limit...Hmmmm...quite pro... He also excaltly same as me,he knew that i must become strong for life ahead...


But what is ahead of my life??...Like what could happen...Lucifer?Come down to earth?,that what masonic chirst believe and says it will happen...Last case i investigated...The myth does exist,but it's seal is already interrupted...Aiya think too much...Come jiu come lorh.Pork god will defeat you =D...Pork does not believe in chirst,buddha( dunno how spell =.=),satanism,Taoism...Nothing...I wanna become the man with the most freedom!! Knows the sercet of the world!! Share it with the people !!! Make all religious to 1 believe..~PORK~ Combination of all religous belief...Teach about filial peity,Explain the hardest question in the world...


I was asked..Who is you? Your body doesn't make you yourself...your brain does not your nose does not?Then who? =.= Like who am I? My spirit? NO?!?! Then...what!! Cannot be mah...He ask me think..think lorh...Know the answer,i give you a big prize..."My Very own Sercet" =.= I wanna know my daddy sercet =.= ...So..Who is you,what are you,What Makes you Yourself?

Today,i ran home...I have 14 mins to run back home when i get down from the bus =.= ,did i made it?Keep reading lorh...=D Dun tell u leh =P


Today right after school,We went to...where is that place arh?AMK and somewhere there watch hairy porker and the full blood princess with Nasty,Jia qi and Jia wen and most importantly porky =D...The show funny funny de,like fighting de...Last 15 mins,then tell u who is the full blood princess =.= ...Then,"Hairy, you need us..." THE END =.= ...Fuck you hairy i wanna know more =.= ...Haiz


Later,wo men jiu walk to b-i-s-h-a-n ...Play acrade...Jia qi and jia wen try to catch the dolpin =.= ,poor fish...fall down 30+ times,kena tortured by them...Sad Fate you have...Still need to kena brought back home to them house..sob...Such a terrible fate you have...Pork Bless You,may your fate be graceful =D


Then mom call me,i will lock the door at 8:45...Oh great!...Sit 55 or 52 or 999 or 1900 112 8888 i dunno what bus larh.Get down from bus you have 14mins+,fei arh !!!Run until nasty house there starting to feel tired le...Run main gate hougang secondary,*7 mins+ time left*...My body starting to very tired Choing arh!!! Reach the long hill,must run up le...*4min+ time left* PING LE ARH!!!! CHAO CHEE BYE WHY MUST BUILD A HILL THERE =.= ...Running down see my watch *3 mins left* Oh die...Green light blinking,cannot fast jog liao...DASH!!! i wait need cross road two times so i diagonally run across the 4-way road =0


"Beeeeep!!!!"Drifting sound* BANG!*"...i turn around,The car bang into the truck...Opps =P sorry arh =.=...Turn around,"Bang!!" i knock down auntie...I kept running then just shout "SORRRRY!!".Then i can hear a cursing me with very very chim chinese..WOW...i understand what she saying..Keep running,0.o below my block le *1 min left* The lift all at high floor =.= ...Then take the lift up to my floor *Left 10 sec* Run to my door...YAY!!!


Mom open to door i sleep on the floor...Wa!Body damn hot body,finger damn cold...Heart beating abnormal abit,instead of beating two times like 3...then super fast.My mom throw my something on my face.."Today's paper..." FUCK YOU!!!...this kind of time throw..Then like cannot pull myself up,Like can't move like that...Body disobeying me le =.= ...Like the brain tell you you lift up ur leg le by body not moving =0 ...5 mins on the floor later,can move normally le...=.=..ahhh...Gonna die.. i sleep a while...later countine 2nd part

Aiya..I think this time retain liao =.=...Until now still haven't touch a single homework since school open..power right?...At class nothing do play poker cards with alvin and meimei...Carry on like this jiu confirm retain liao =.=


These few days school so boring,i can yawn 20+ per day in school...When bored i will go,"Mei jiu jia Car fei!! Wo zhi yao He yi Bei!!~~~"...School life carry on like this will die arh...Mr Lam,our math teacher give homework...graph de...dunno how do then become like this...




A wallet..bored dao siao...Dun look like wallet but can be use as wallet




Quite nice =D...Another product from porky enterprise =D ...Other work Dunno fold Airplane,boat or just play wheel of fortune with it...Life jiu shi like this,dun care dun care pass my day..Retain actually i dun care,but do anything also should put in all ur effort...So..try to study lorh...Pass math first,my best subject last time =D ...Now become F9 =.=

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I dunno what to post leh...So i see FB,Winsome Foo..Notes,what quiz stuff arh...So i decided to find 1 very very nice quiz to burn time....95 questions !!! long enough bah =D


95 New Questions You’ve Probably Never Been Asked!
once you are tagged, complete this questionaire and tag 25 people including me!
HAVE FUN!


1. First thing you wash in the shower?
WTF...Who never flush the toilet?!!?? ..me...


2. What colour is your favorite hoodie?
Black


3. Do you like coffee?
Mei jiu jia car kei~~~!!!~Wo Zhi Yao he Yi Bei~~~!!!


5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
Once again...~~Mei jiu jia car kei~~~!!!~Wo Zhi Yao he Yi Bei~~~!!!
For people who dun eat pork,it means pretty beer + coffee


6. What’s the last letter of your crush’s name?
Y ...For Y~~M~~~C~~A~~ !!!! ~~~YMCA!!! ~~Y~~M~~C~~A~~


7. Do you say aim or a-i-m?
A Idiotic Mother?


8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having.
In the dream i was like,"la~~LA~~la~la~~la" Then kena bang by the car...Then i woke up at a very cloudy place.."Where am i?" i asked..."U are in heaven!!"...
*AHHH* i woke up screaming..=.=..."time to go for school!!"in chinese....fuck you...


9. Could you eat your favourite food everyday for a month and not get sick of it?
Of course...Mei jiu jia car kei~~~!!!~Wo Zhi Yao he Yi Bei~~~!!!


10. What are you craving?
0.o...i want Mei jiu jia car kei~~~!!!~Wo Zhi Yao he Yi Bei~~~!!!


11. Do you floss?
Candy floss?? YES !!!


12. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
i rather have Mei jiu jia car kei~~~!!!~Wo Zhi Yao he Yi Bei~~~!!!


16. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
When doing pumping...one thousand !! Two thousand !! THREE thousand !!!


17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
Bite !!! RAWR !!!


18. Do you use smileys?
yes...I always use this " =D " & this " =.= "


19. How many bedrooms are in your house?
Three.. !!


20. Have you ever met a celebrity?
Look over there!!!It's bird !!! It's a plane !! NO,IT's MAS SELEMAT !!! OMG!!! he is everywhere every corner in the street...You can see his fucking face!!! In the police poster!!! AHHHH!!!


21. Do you like cottage cheese?
Hmmmm...Cottage...is a house...Cheese is a food...so...house made up of cheese?! i will most probably get attack by rats.. =.= No,NO..no way


22. What’s the last song you had stuck in your head?
I think you guys know what i am thinking...Let's sing together!!!~~~ MEI JIU JIA CAR KEI!!!!!~~~ WO ZHI YAO HE YI BEI!!!!!~~~~


23. How many countries have you visited?
let's see the passport...batam...batam-0...batam-1...malaysia..batam-2..batam-3..Shanghai...batam-4..batam-5..That's...Nine countries!!! Oh ya i went to washington once..Make it 10!


24. Are your parents strict?
Dad,he always says it in chinese...Calm down mom calm down!!!No..NO!!!put it down
!! My Mum,...I GONNA KILL YOU WITH THIS FISH !!!! =.= eh oh...


25. Would you go sky diving?
From the 5th floor i look down at the trampoline..."Hey,looks like fun!!!" i said..."Give it a try.."...My friend kick me off the building in America And i went.."FUUUCCCKKKK YOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU~~~~~~!!!!!" ~boing~ the feeling was like aaa....AHHH..so...NO WAY i wanna to do it again


26. Who would you go out to eat with ?
A very big group of idiots who laughs at any stupid joke...


28. Is there anything sparkly in the room you’re in?
Hey...what's that...MY HANDSOME FACE =D !!!


30. Do you rent movies?
No...i only steal them...


31. Who sits in front of you in your math class?
Mr happy =D i put my Mr happy on the table and ask him how ta do the question


35. Where are you going to be Saturday night?
Batam...most probably...


36. Brown or white eggs?
Is there brown egg in this world??? You mean there is black egg or even pink??! =.=


37. Like rap music?
I listen rap-ing love songs


38. Ever taken a train?
MRT lorh...


39. Experienced the twin towers falling in New York?
Watch in TV can?


41. What day of the week is it?
Tueday...Liar!! People ask me this questions so many times!!!!


40. What was your Lunch?
McDonald~~~pa~~Pa~pa?..papa??papaya!!!yaya!?!=.=...I lovin it !!!


43. What is your best friend doing tomorrow?.
Laughing most probably


46. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
Oh oh..the movie is it???...oh..OH..OHH!!!.....no...


47. So, how about them Yankees?
What's that? i show about jumping monkeys?


51. Is your hair curly?
Yes !!!!


52. Last time you cried?
Every quiz ask this question...I YAWN TO TEARS !!!!


53. Ever walked into a wall?
I few days ago....HAHA u can't CATCH ME!!! bleh =P ..then..*BANG*


55. Have you ever bought anything from PacSun?
Boy...I dun like stupid companies names and you keep asking me...seen this movie?seen this bitch? seen this fucker? NO !!!


56. Favorite season?
Rain...i dun care if it is not a season!!!I LOVE RAIN !!!Not the boy who calls himself rain but RAIN !!


61. The next person you’ll hold hands with?
Mr Yee =D i gonna make you sell house!!! MUHAHAHA


62. Do you sleep with the TV on?
Will watch the TV until you sleep no matter how boring or interesting or how she become?...Yes,i do !!!--I Herby Declare~~Husband and Wife!!


63. Have you ever drank alcohol straight from the bottle?
Yup...That time in shanghai...i got drunk or sumthing then put the remote in the fridge =D


64. Do you think you’re old?.
I have train rails on my forehead...What do you think?


65. Are you afraid of the dark?
Yes...


66. Do you like your life right now?
Just accept it the way it is instead of trying to change it...


67. When’s the last time you chose a bath over a shower?
Bath and shower no difference mah =.=


68. Do you knock on wood?
"Let me show you a magic trick"...I smach the piece of wood my head...ow...


69. Do you have good vision?
Quite ok de


70. Can you hula hoop?
On my hand that is...


71. Where are your parents?
TV !!! and kitchen!!


72. Have you ever kissed in an elevator?
Aiyo,ask this...Yes...


73. What is the next CD you will buy?
365 sex positions =D


74. What brands are you wearing?
I can't find the labels!!!AHHH !!!


76. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Why yes...you wanna try? =D


77. Can you handle the truth?
Before he or she even talks..."No no no...let me guess..You gonna say apple right?"...then they say the truth


78. What was the most recent thing you bought?
Once again...MEI JIU JIA CAR KEI!!!!!~~~ WO ZHI YAO HE YI BEI!!!!!~~~~



79. How often do you talk on the phone?
1 time a day average...


80. Are you in a complicated relationship?
No...yes...no...yes...no..yes...no..yeeeeenoyyeeeno...yes.


81. Do you hate more than 3 people?
I hate things only...and i mean a thing...


82. Have you ever tripped someone?
Most recently,Jeremy right?


86. Do you use chop stick?
=.= ...no no i use pork chop


87. Are you too forgiving?
Forgiving?...No to thing...Yes to people...


88. Do you own something from Hot Topic?
What ya talking about? Pork?


89. Do you own a gun?
Not really...


90. Have you made a prank phone call?
Yes!!!I prank call i china guy =D


91. Have you ever been in a castle?
I have been in maze...


92. Do you like your hair?
I love it !!!


93. Do you like yourself?
I Love it !!! ok DJ...M1 theme song!!!


94. Are you closer to your mother or father?
None =/


95. Do you chat on AIM often?
A idiotic mother...yeah i do... =.= like who never talk to their mom

Labels: Mei jiu jia car kei~~~~Wo Zhi Yao he Yi Bei~~~

Why i post this photo? i dunno i like mah =D...Someoen thinking of u Yun Quan.LOL.Yawnzzzz...i woke up at 11...skip breakfast.Yesterday some syf thingy...dunno what lai de.Just go for the fun of it =D


In the morning,i when to nasty house...To watch Small Ding Dong or Doraemon at 9:30,then at his house watch spongebob so on...Then go to Kfc point eat lunch,the wushu gals already there eating le.So faster by then join in...Then,we go school...


School there also very boring,walk here walk there...Hang on the ring,see i can fly up to the ring...I must be SUPER PORK =D Then then,Play here play there...Go up bus anyhow take photo



Jeremy say shoot him first so i shoot him lorh =D



Yao lao shi right? then QingQing behind


Eh,there le..We come out of the bus,like heaven like that...The place mist very de thick. LOL...Then i dunno where i going just walk walk walk then there le.

There le...jiu rush rush rush.After 1 min or so then they start rehersal le...Then rehersal second...then perform 1st time and 2nd time...There got alot of bread,then i steal nasty bisuits..Nice to eat mah =D I eat like 10+ of them..Most of the sugar de i eat 1.Later play Truth or Dare,Then got 1 question..."Use 1 word to describe porky."Then chicken's answer was "PORK" LOL...then i kena the spinning bottle,ask to kiss jeremy =.=.So i say give me ur hand,instead he give my his foot then i kiss it anyway..LOL...



...Take picture everyone look away =.=



This one what teacher arh??



Last formation for the finale...


Yup thats about what happen...Then,we walk back from where we came from...Go UP the bus.In the bus,I teeth suddenly very itchy...So i snatch 1 packet of Fruit Plus,Then Porky,mei mei and alvin..Play "lao yui sheng" with the sweet like got around 20...Then dunno what happen,fight here fight there i kena rape by jia qi and alvin...LOL.Then reach school le,then we go and eat over at nasty house de kopitiam..Then talk talk play play,Jia qi sms me come down find us...Then we wait wait wait.."never come down leh" ...then we make a lot of jokes.I decided to call her lorh.


Then,i realised she already there sitting on another table...Walao,dao le jiu tell ask larh =.= ...Then eat finsh le when home,then put on earphone on the "mei jiu jia car fei" The walk slowly in the rain...the feeling very shiok.I on the bus on my way home Jia qi sms to everyone,"Dun kena the rain uhs.." I was like =.= Bai Chi...Now then sms...

At home le watch hairy potter,Also very nice...jiu shui jiao le.Then now wake up eat lunch.Then here lorh...Blogging...Nice day i have =D

Labels: Now i have a reason for me to live longer in this world...

0.o about time i start blogging le...very long never blog liaoz...I keep thinking what to blog.But..no inspiration.but now have le =D


Today,i will share with everyone a Big Big Big pig Big pig Big pig pig pig Big...The leaders in the past who knew the secret wanted to keep the power and not share it with the world...So they kept people ignorant about the serect.


You are very lucky today that u read porky's blog,cause porky isn't so selfish like them...You may be sitting infront of ur computer watching porn wondering...What is the secret?...Let me tell u how porky came to discover this secret..Even though i didn't discover i that way but just an example =)...Have you ever rush to work or school or to eat pork or whatever that is that you are doing..And you keep telling urself,"i don't want to be late,i dun wanna be late"...Then many things start to get in your way like fat aunties,red light,Kang Jia Qi,rain,car accident,the aroma of pork ETC...Why?Becuase you didn't pray to Pork =D


No larh,just kidding...Everyone work with 1 Power...1 Law............It's attraction...The Secret is the Law of atraction,ok i know when you hear this or actually read...you may be like,"WTF !!!You Just Wasted 5 mins of my life !!!"...No no..hear me out,cause it works for me...Everything you are thinking you are attracting it into your life,and it is attracted to you by the images you are holding in your mind....It is your thoughts..When u think of something with alot of passion,it makes it happen even faster.There was 1 time after knowing this secret i kept thinking about revenge,and ya i got it...To me thats good enough,that was 1 thing i wanted to do all my life...I have myself back to a "normal" person...And i can finally carry on with life happily =D


YOU CAN HAVE,DO OR BE ANYHING YOU WANT...I may not say this till it is very convicing but this video will...It is 20mins so come back to porky's blog when u have time =D...





See people porky is so nice to you all...share with you this great secret..coming to porky's blog is like a church,it will do you good coming here...So spread the Pork Tradition around the world and also offer some pork to pork....Wait...That doesn't make sense...you take the pork and you offer it to pork itself.Ok..i dun care i amke sense cause porky say so =D ... wait...that doesn't make any sense either..isaid it make sense when i myself said it didn't make sense...Alright it make sense cause it is porky's theory.Even though Porky's theory dun make sense...