I suddenly got damn lot of confidence that i can promote...dunno why..LOL....

So,today should blog about life bah...Early in the morning in school still watching all those hokkein vids.Very nice to watch...alot of vulgar =D very funny.

Then ya fast-forward...blah blah blah ordinary...ARH!Today wednesday got extra lessons.but this time longer...So have to choing buy slurp cup noodle fast fast.So chinese we dismiss ourselves earlier =D...that is the nice way of saying it larh.Then lesson very long arh...around 3:30 then finsh.

Then acutally want go home le...outside school gate le jiu get message...LOL...About help people prank call de =.= LOL...I love prank calls.I got natural talent! =D So go there le..About what QQ's friend,WenLe arh?... kena harass =.= Ha..so lousy...no larh jk...then what i his kor kor,need prank call what watermelon =.= LOL...My Porky name sounds 10x better than his...Then dunnoe what talk here and there with them...they anything also can laugh about =.= ..a...power.Anyway them is QQ's friends...i dun really know de...

So ya,then "prank call" de shi hor...That boy like...gong gong de =.= Dunno must "OIEH!!" how many times then will reply..But he also sound very scared 0.o ...I very firece meh? ah...who cares...Then later waste my time..waste so much...Finally,he jiu say dun want harass le lorh =D...Actually i want scold him until i happy de =D but...he so fast hang up le =.= ...TA MA de...No manners...mother kena bang down by fly then you know arh..Learn le next time scold le then talk properly LOL...then,finsh le show moonwalk...blah blah blah..Go home...

Home le hou,suddenly...I see my baby brother Hot Wheel car moving by its own 0.o ...What's happening?...then,suddenly felt like the ground abit moving...The first thing i thought is that..."DINOSAUR outside!!! T-REX!!! AHHHHH!!!" lol...sadly dun have =.= ..Then realized earthquake bah..Network jiu suddenly call me up...report report report...captain must know everything meh?..Later more worse need meeting =.= LOL...busybody lorh.... then 10 pm cai come home =.= ...And my mistake...Earthquake is 7.6 quite high leh 0.o

Pork bless them...BARBIE!

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So yes...what yes? NO!! exam coming yes what thing? Now got alot alot of problems arh...

World conflict,study conflict,realationship conflict,responsibility conflict eh...baby conflict,money conflict,family conflict,self conflict...ok whatever..I think every conflict also been through before... =/ haiz life is so cursed.. I think i go punggol park eat grass larh,everyday bang wall very sian...ya must change singaporean very crative one...ah...

Captain...think le jiu sian..This world want me grow up faster is it?? Now so many problem to worry about.Study,is it very hard?? Ya..why not??...switch life and u try.The heart keep fly here fly there.Use Baygon insect spray so cannot work...hmmmm...i dunno what i can do now...STRESS!! Everything is stressful,at school at home...

The only time when things are not stressful is when...when i am alone...Walking alone still.If only that someone was still here....guess i am lonely forever...If why still live on?...You will see...IF you keep living on...Good things are bound to happen =)..heh heh heh...

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...My life now is more and more serious...SA2 is coming...My dark side is getting closer me...Why did i take a deal of being a captain??...

What is this??...Destiny?...fate??...Nah,i believe in none of that..Then why are all this happening to me???...Decision is the answer. I had a had many childhood dreams...which were all destoryed by what i am now...But i suddenly recalled today...Of just this one dream,that haven't been destoryed...And i am actually on my way to this dream...

"I will become the the person with the most freedom in the world!"

Yeah...stupid.That was my only birthday wish until now...From around a age of 4 to my last birthday...I wished nothing but this.Today i actually found out when i saw this Stupid video <<<(that's the link if u didn't know..) Who is the person with the most freedom in thw world? A PIRATE !!!.

And that's the life i am having now...Deals,fighting and so on...I am actually quite a honourable person..I have never broken a promise...My parents kinda brought me up well...They didn't help in almost anything...So i have to learn everything the hard way..Ok,that's all..i dunno what to blog le...hmmm....

Drink up me Hearties

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AHHHH...today damn sia =.= Hear my EQ deprove like...
*LOL + WTF + a little bit of emo = heh heh heh...

So..today i go see doctor as i planned to...I think i still remember the place name Bird & Bird at Robinson Point there bah (look funny funny de,should be spell wrong =.=) Go there see that guy face again...Then he say do EQ test bah. 100 questions de worx..I do like half-an hour gone le...Finsh le wait for result.

LOL..a bit nervous =.= .Then come he caculate here and there..Then nodding his head,"hmmm..." I thought what good news until he said,"Your emotional quotient
is slightly abit lower than last time..." ......................................... ................................................ heh heh heh....So result is that my EQ is 71 that's sounds so low =.= Last time 85 leh... 85-71 = 14 ...LOL slightly arh?!?! 14 very big leh.....ok..quite big.But it is still BIG. =.=

Hmmm...what happen to me lately 0.o ...No idea,EQ can affect IQ sometimes he says that may be reason why u feel that u are acting strangely.. Yeah..yeah...I don't make sense these few days =.= Maybe think too much until go crazy le bah =.= Oh well,than better stop thinking...

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FORGET THE LAST POST...




I FOUND IT!!

To: Pork Brothers and Sisters.
Subject:The missing Phone

Dear Porksters,
We regret to inform you that our CEO of Porky Enterprise & P.B.A. (Porky's Buddhist Association) has lost his phone.So if you have an emmergency or nothing to do want to prank call or anything...Please call 1900 112 81012689 or 999,also u can visit the nearest Porky Enterprise for help.We will be VERY VERY HAPPY to be of "Assistance".Optionally,you can spam* my msn at xmapl3st0ryx@hotmail.com (Why e-mail address so funny?,Cause i like mah =D)..

*Notice : If you are to message me on MSN please Nudge Porky at least 3 times and pray to Porky chirst for assistance...BARBIE

Don't laugh!...I can see u laughing from here..Then your kena bang down by fly than you know!!...We suspect stealing case...hmmm...not we..BUT ME! =D.Indirectly we also...cause Porky's words count =D .Anyway...Stealing is a serious offence,200 dermit point + 7 weeks CWO + 20 Major Letters + Suspension During O-level examinations for a Month..Screwing up Porky's phone is another serious offence,With a FINE of SGD$1,000,000,000.01 including GST OR Jail up to 79 years including interest OR BOTH !!!

On the other hand,if you ever find Porky's phone please call 999 and get urself arrested for stealing =D OR Send back the phone by E-mail at xmapl3st0ryx@hotmail.com OR Walk as close to Porky as possible and send the phone back via Bluetooth...For returning the phone,A Reward of 20 CENTS OR A sweet KISS from Porky Goh personally will be awarded.

Please Spread Message like a busybody asshole...Thank you for your kind attention.

Sign off,
Captain Porky Goh

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yes...blogskin no nice de.....zen mo ban...

haiz...Sian like hell.

anyhow post...post about.Apperication...thses days,people take everything for granted..When u lose it...then u actually realized that...these people mean that much in your life....you will start to miss fighting with them,or even miss them nagging...

We often take things and people and situations for granted.
We take our loved ones for granted...
Friendship are taken for granted...
Relationships are taken for granted...
Peace is taken for granted...
Justice is taken for granted...
Equality is taken for granted...
Kindness is taken for granted...

When any of these are taken for granted,problems and unhappiness arises...So next time,stop and think,how muchthe people around us mean to you.Value,appreciate and teasure them before you love them.

A little appreciation,not onlymakes the people around you happy...But...also strengthens the bond bewteen each other...and goes a long way... =)

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Today,1am at downtown east le =.= ...Inside,a lot of sounds...got the Mc-donald 24 hours...so go there eat first =D .Slack alot =P ..Then,go explore and investigate abit..Really got alot of sounds =.= .They push me walk infront,but miriaclely i never scream...Then,actaully nothing also ...Nvm lorh.

So we sleep at the chalet,morning go wild wild wet play =D...LOL.Go there i only got plan play nia =P..So me and the other 4 friends play around lorh...The big big slide,ulah-lah i think =.= ...We slide down half-way play nipple deathmatch LOL.The whole thing almost flip over =.= ...Then the picture come out on the public screen,we squeezing each others nipples =.= But only the girls dun have...Then go shoik river and the tsunami alot of times...slack slack slack..Float around.Then i go do project le...

But..they cancel project...so we go Jc house play LOL..play maple and street fighter IV.. Half-way QQ call me =.= .Hotel 626 =.= WTH...say say say 10mins+. T.T wah...my money.....then eat at north point jiu go home le. =D

0.o my first short post =D for this month

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alamak larh...ah leh-india-bangla-fucking-school ....Ah-neh-chi-chak-pork-goody-goody-gah! NBCCBKNN~~~ nobody tell me got school today!!! 9 to 10. WTF!!! Then jasper tell me then i know! FUK U!! FOOK ALL of U!!! LOL i at home playing games =.= LOL..What the FOOK!!! =.= =.= -.- -.- -_-" -_-" =0 =0 ...

Stupid larh...No one tell me...I feel so hurted....Sob..I think.....i think i gonna EMO NOW!!.I feel like doing the push-up slap 1000x ...Ok i do now......... ................ ............. ................ ............ ............ ....... . . ................... .. .. . . .................... . . . .. ............................ . . .. .... .......... ..... ............ ....... .......... .....
Ok...although it is only 17 times...but enough.Enough emo-ing for today...

Yesterday,i just spoil my CPU.See this guy...I was drinking Horlick while surfing through youtube..Then i spit...no no..SPRAY on my horlick on all the computer stuffs =.=....AH NE fooking boy...See for urself.This Guy below....I try le..I cannot post on blog. but got link Click here

Labels: The most disgusting man on earth.....

Today,at home 24-hours...got facebook,play cabal,play audition go through blogs..

Then at shangge's blog...something made me stop..Suddenly,tears starts collecting..My memories flash back on me......Beautiful song. River flows in you...inspiring.

It makes me think of you...The last letter you sent..you will be watching over me.Is that true??..i really dunno what if did you.You left me a scar,and fell asleep forever...You tell me to live on,but you didn't tell me how...Soon i knew the answer,but i can never forget you. =(

I can never back this love again...
The only place i could see you was in my dreams...
That i wish that i never wake up from...
You left me alone...
Now i am really alone...
Please...
come back to me...
I need you and...
I miss you and...
I want you and...
I love you cause...
I wanna hold you...
I wanna kiss you...
You were my everything...
And i really miss you...

I Avenged for you.
Look for you.
And we finally met.
But why didn't you come with me?.
I can't help to wonder.
Why...
Yet you asked me to forget to you...You killed me.You killed my heart.I hate you...I hate you...

Labels: Why did you leave me?...why...

YAY!!!! I FOUND YO YO STRINGS!!! WEEE~~~~~ WOO~~~HOOO WAHAHA~~~~!!!...So keep play yo yo lorh..Play until cut my finger on both hands =.= ..ouch,but still can play just put plasterthen keep on playing lorh.Now can loop-the-loop le...Highest record currently is 36 times.That's like super level 10 trick...ok larh...but with alot of difficulties.


So...Why am i even here??...hmmmm..just look at me...like a baby...until now.Siao siao one...Born to be crazy.haiz...Almost nobody in this world can think like me.I am...UnIqUe!! =.= yeah...in a stupid way.So everytime i got trouble with a question like,"Is the world fair" or any else.I would go searching for an answer..But how start?? A piece of advise....JUST START! anywhere anytime anything.Cause these questions can't be answered..It's about you.How you see things as...All theories are the same.Same story,different version...At sometimes would not be able to find the answer...


So?...Just give up??.you dun even know where to go...where to start from.Like i said,you don't have to know how you are going to do it...Just take the first step,that's all you need...soon u find another one or two..Well,what is the first step???..Hmmm...there is this theory i remember for life.."To find something you can't find,you have to get lost.Otherwise anyone could find it.....So what is lost??..That's for u to find out.Just read the passage again...Where to go?...where to start from?..first step..blah blah blah...


Confusing and stupid right??...Haiz..Cause I am stupid!!...So i basically have stupid methods to do things...But it works!!So cares?? =D I found that answer..Someone told me,"The world need you backup fierce Porky!!"..Hmmm...my name Porky has really spread around the world.Now around 50% of the people around me called me porky =.= ...The world really need people like me...Stupid!! CRAZY!!! FUCKING!!!MSN!!!!! fuck it!!!upside down!!!!!INSIDE OUT!!!!...=.= .keep message me...=.= ...yeah i am crazy retarded and whatever u think i am..


WORST OF ALL!!!!THEY MADE ME CAPTAIN!!!!!! =0 .Man this is nuts...What am I?? A 14-years-old-faggot-pork...0.o so young.Now i am like everyone look at me like this>> =.= and this>>> -.-" and not mentioning this>> _l_ (>.<) _l_ ...Like LOL,Captain Porky Goh..oh god this is crazy.. .________________________. I how am i going to settle this....

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Feel so stupid to exist here..no matter how...also won't understand.........................................
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