Monday, May 18, 2009
Narrator*It has come down to the final battle of Students VS EXAM!!Who shall be victorious??!!!...Currently,Porky didn't touch a shit for the LAST EXAM.*
Ok,wasn't so bad for POA test...The preparations were worth it(as seen in episode 763.07234)...I was actually able to do =).Now,it has come to the
LAST STAND after this...It is all over!!
Date: 18.5.2009 Time:4.06AM--I got my ass out of my fucking bed."Whhat..wat..what time is it?!"...Oh,Tiger Time.Sure,let's get busy...So,i taught myself everything that morning.
Soon,time for exam.I done the impossible,I managed to fill in the blanks.With some drawings,doodle all over the paper writing "FUCK"...Yeah,i answer the question with a tinky little bit of 0.1% sense.Wasn't so bad.After exam had Breakfast along with lunch at mac.
At the counter,i ordered some sort of paper wrapping around a mini pillow,1 harsh brown and ice milo.In the end,i got 2 harsh brown.
Kevin(meimei),"Why you got two harsh browns"
I said,"I dunno..."and simply walk off =D Free harsh brown
I must be number 100th customer or maybe a lucky draw.Arr..WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT IT...Just take and go!Like ez-link,tap and go...The meal with Kevin,Alvin,Samuel & Russell.Was quite "peaceful".So yep sit bus go home,dashing across a few red lights,running over some dogs and cats along with an old mama.Reached home
Damn tired at home,i was drooling on the television watching mickey mouse cartoon.Fell asleep all the way to 4.30...On com,look through my Facebook then at night blogging...Which is right about now. HI FUCKERS !!!.Hmmm..nothing much today,it is only last exam...which i haven't even touch the textbook...i will be fine.Pure bio is easy(to fail).I will just study tomorrow.Set alarm to 3 AM!!!Heh heh...Last exam,last stand,i gonna give it all i got.Fuck this last paper,and i am a FREE MAN!!!
Narrator*Well,this fucker doesn't give a fuck about exams...But trust me,Porky will get into a sec 4 class next year...Why?Cause he worships PORK!!What are u waiting for?Call 97348454,for a free delivery of pig head to your house!!!Call now!! [While stock last and batteries not included] Any enquiries please call 999 or visit Porky's house... The adventures of Porky"
(Censored- NC16,Lots of fucking,ass kicking and
PORK)
Monday, May 18, 2009