Pork

Oh shit..

2010-10-25T08:00:00.000-07:00

O-level. After my first run, it's gonna be a breeze... Well, simple...expected...and repeated. One of the easiest war to be fought, just be prepared... How prepared you are depends on oneself.

Now, i just don't like it. After being flunk by a mere finger, now this... I thought i was strong, not enough. Well, the truth is after victory over a strong enemy. A stronger one would rise, after defeating the stronger one... I might wanna expect an even stronger one to rise... That is, assuming that i don't die first.

I guess i just have to do my best and train hard. That's all that i can do for now... For the rest of you all, just pray that you don't know. How are we going win? Because we must. If it's impossible, then I'll just have to break the limit. If fear is going to swallow you up, get stronger and crush it. If you are unable to protect, get stronger and defend. Do you desire to win, fight or stay alive? What is your resolve? Dear たいしょう... =/

- ポーキーたいしょう

New friends 0.o

2010-10-17T08:45:00.000-07:00

Hey~~!!! Currently, studying and making new friends 0.o

So... It's gotten more peaceful for me these few days. Well, not exactly peaceful rather noisy but feels peaceful. For now... at least. Well, can't be complacent about where i am now, still got to get stronger somehow. Well, just get over with O-levels and i'll get to it personally.

The Legend of Porky

2010-10-11T07:44:00.000-07:00

HELLO0s~~~!!! =D I ain't gonna talk about the hot topic. There is already enough people talking about it already. That is... O-level. Whether you are gonna do well or not... It's down to the last few days. Give it your best, and live through the days without regrets.

Finally, i can sigh =.= Looks being a member of my own family isn't that easy... Hmmmm... Looks like it's my time, to take over my family's business. Am i ready? For 4 nearly four years i have been preparing for this, and the number of obstacles overcome are great. Why not? 0.o If i don't, someone has to.

Like me do the Topic thingy again...
Today's Topic: What is God?

Answer: "God" is the Sum Total of Universal Energy (No offense,) (Copyrighted the Internet)

Why? Hmmmmm... Many people debate about whether there is a God, or what God is. Is God an individual personality, sitting up in heaven listening to and granting our requests, or is God simply all the energy that exists in the whole universe? Well, I believe God is both of those things.

The Bible says God is a spirit (John 4:24). It also says that the spirit, given by God, is what gives man understanding (Job 32:8). And finally, it says that God is light (I John 1:5).

It is important to understand that ancient man described God with an ancient vocabulary and ancient idea sets, but that we can breathe new life into these verses by understanding what was really being said.

What is light? It's energy. When a person is brain dead, no electrical activity registers on a EEG test. Why? Because his spirit, which is what brings life to the body and understanding to the mind, is electrical energy. And when the spirit leaves the body, the body dies because the energy which powered the body is no longer present. God is light, so he is energy, and both God and we are spirit beings. So God, and light, and energy, and the essence of each of us as spirit beings, is all the same. We are all made up of the same physical and spiritual essence: energy.

Everything that exists in the universe is made up of energy. Every atom has electrons, sub-atomic particles containing an electrical charge, which orbit around the atom's nucleus. Every atom has energy. True, some atoms have more energy than others; some have more electrons orbiting their nucleus than others, and some are moving faster than others. The energy in a piece of wood is moving very slow compared to the energy in a pan of boiling water, but both contain the same kind of energy.

There is a scientific law that states that energy cannot be created or destroyed, it simply changes form (conservation of energy). To be more precise, it states that in a closed system (our universe, for the purposes of our discussion) energy is conserved. In other words, all the energy that ever existed, that was present at the beginning, still exists. God, who is all energy, in the beginning took from his own energy to make everything that exists. Biblical scholars have made much of the original language of Genesis 1:1 saying that the word "created" means "ex nihilo" or "out of nothing". In other words, God made everything from nothing. We must understand that biblical writers used their own limited vocabulary and knowledge of science to explain what they thought they saw or were told. The fact that the universe may have "appeared" out of nowhere does not mean it was created from nothing. Many forms of energy cannot be seen. Since God is energy, and we know that everything that exists is made from energy, and keeping in mind that energy cannot be created or destroyed, we see that God took from the pool of existing energy, which was HIM, and created everything there is. Therefore, not only are the atoms and molecules and sub-atomic particles in a blade of grass made by God, they are part of God himself. God took of his energy, and changed the appearance of some of it so that it looks different. But it is still a part of him, just as our hearts and livers are part of us. So every blade of grass, every raindrop, every animal, every human being, every biological microorganism, every molecule of wood that forms the chair you are sitting on is GOD. Not just part of God, but IS God. Everything is sacred, because everything is made from the energy that is God. This takes away the dividing line between secular and sacred.

I shall stop here... For more information, click here

CYA~~!!!

SHITE!....Not now..

2010-09-28T05:28:00.000-07:00

Recently...I feel empty inside of me. Something is off, and i know it. It felt that i am missing out something really important... You know, there's a time when people's heart would just sound a alarm...instinct or something i dunno. Mine has been sounding for nearly 5 days and i don't get WTF is wrong.

It's distracting...

Quiz 0.o

2010-09-22T07:23:00.000-07:00

Hey~!! Yeah..O-level coming. Studying? You can say that... Well, met a lot of problems this year. And yet more responsibility, man... i found out that my family is quite screwed now. But, maybe screwed in a good way. i hope...

Since i have nothing to blog about, i found a quiz again 0.o

Title: 99 truths (Copyright from Winsome again)

Let's do it~!!

1. Last beverage: Homemade Winter melon liang cha by my mom 0.o

2. Last phone call: Kaylen

3. Last text message: Jia Wen.

4. Last song you listened to: Linkin Park - Leave out all the rest

5. Last time you cried: You guys know those small chili? Ya, i just like munch on them and i had tears of joy.

HAVE YOU EVER:

6. Dated someone: Yes.

7. Been cheated on: Yes, But not about 6.

8. Kissed someone: Yes.

9. Lost someone special: Yes.

10. Been depressed: Yes. 0.o I feel like YESMAN

11. Been drunk and threw up: I guess i was drunk before, long long time ago in a galaxy far far away, in china. I took out my 1% alcohol drink from the fridge and replaced it with the remote control on my hand. But i did not threw up 0_0

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:

12. Black

13. Red

14. Orange

THIS YEAR: (2010)

15. Made a new friend: Yes!

16. Fallen out of love: No.

17. Laughed until you cried: Yes~!!

18. Met someone who changed you: Yes~~!!!!!

19. Found out who your true friends were: Not bad. Quite a few.

20. Found out someone was talking about you: Ya. Like the chicken. "Pork~~Pork~~Pork~~Pork~~..."

21. Kissed anyone on your friend's list: Fly kiss can?

22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life: 89.7324923%

23. What did your item spoil? Quite a range. From Guan Liang's spectacles to the label on my doouble cheeseburger.

24. Do you have any pets: No.

25. Do you want to change your name: I think i already did...unofficially

26. What did you do for your last birthday: I forgot...receive presents, sing my own birthday song.

27. What time did you wake up today: 6.35am.

28. What were you doing at midnight: Probably wasting my time.

29. Name something you CANNOT wait for: The day when i participate a "freeze-be" event where you throw your textbooks. "WEEE~~!!"

30. Last time you saw your Mother: NOW.

31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: Ought it might suck...But, nothing.

32. What are you listening to right now: The sound of the fan swaying about a fixed position with the remix of my CPU fan along with the base of motorcycles zooming pass my flat.

33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: What about laugh? Like you know..Tom & Jerry

34. What's getting on your nerves right now: Meylin Sheath. The layer of fatty substances many nerve fibres is the meylin sheath. It insulates the axon, just as rubber sheath or cover would insulate an electricity-conducting wire.

35. Most visited webpage: Youtube Facebook NarutoWire

36. What’s your real name: Goh Kok Hong, aka Porky

37. Nicknames: Porky, kok-key, hongster, pun-deh/pun-neh, boy!, you!,TGWTISTCS (That-Guy-With-The-Ipod-Shuffle-That-Cannot-Shuffle), KHTB (Kok Hong The Betrayer) XD

38. Relationship Status: Plural

39. Zodiac sign: Dog

40. Male or female: Male

41. Primary school: Nan Chiau Primary

42. Secondary school: Hougang Secondary

43. High school/college/university: Porky Enterprise

44. Hair color: Black!

45. long or short: Thick hair with long fringe

46. Height: Taller then the car shorter then the ERP

47. Do you have a crush on someone: Maybe but No.

48: What do you like about yourself: heh heh. "If i don't live as myself, somebody has to" -Porky

49. Piercings: Left hand?

51. Righty or lefty: Righty

52. First surgery: Don't remember when... but i slashed myself with the wushu broadsword at my left wrist 0_0

53. First piercing: Sec 2, 13 years old

54. First best friend: Edwin

55. First sport you joined: Basketball

56. First vacation: Indonesia. To have fun my cousin? is it?

58. First pair of trainers: ah?

59. Food: Pork

60. Drinks: liang cha

61. I'm about to: answer question 62

62. Listening to: i thought i answered this one already?

63. Waiting on: the chair?

64. How many children do you want: 2

65. Get Married: yeah.

66. Career: Something that contributes to helping those in need.

WHICH IS BETTER :

67. Lips or eyes: Eyes.

68. Hugs or kisses: Hugs.

69. Shorter or taller: taller

70. Older or younger: older

71. Romantic or spontaneous: Both.

72. Nice stomach or nice arms: Arms.

73. Sensitive or loud: Both.

74. Hook-up or relationship: Relationship.

75. Trouble maker or hesitant: trouble maker

HAVE YOU EVER :

76. Kissed a stranger: No.

77. Drank hard liquor: Almost.

78. Lost glasses/contacts: Yes.

79. Sex on first date: No.

80. Broken someone's heart: Yes.

82. Been arrested: Never!

83. Turned someone down: Yes.

84. Cried when someone died: No.

85. Fallen for a friend: Yes.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

86. Yourself: Yes.

87. Miracles: You make them happen.

88. Love at first sight: Yes.

89. Heaven: Yes.

90. Santa Claus: Maybe.

91. Kiss on the first date: Yes.

92. Angels: Yes.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:

94. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time: No.

95. Did you sing today: Yes.

96. Ever cheated on somebody: What about used?

97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go: 5 generations back of my family line.

98. If you could pick a day from last year and relive it? I'll pass.

99. Are you afraid of falling in love: Yes.

The wave song.

2010-07-20T06:59:00.000-07:00

Hey~~~!! I few years never update le...Quite busy,even more random things happen.This few days got rain wor...today,thunder zap above us everywhere...Reminds me of flood, Singapore not flood resistance liao 0_0

As a detication to such an interesting event.
I present to you~~
The Wave song from the world cup edited Singapore flood version. Enjoy.

Well yes, listen to songs from 92.4 classic music through the radio. Awaiting the O-level Chinese listening comprehension...Settled down in class at 2:30 and afk Listen until sleep lorh, then gonna start liao Yun quan wake me up 0_0

"The O-level Chinese listening thingy...blah blah blah. Check your Ear,Armpit and Underwear for excessive hair or Seaweed. The exam will be starting soon."

*More music*

I was like...FINALLY! then, -.-"

K, then start liao check armpit,ear,backside and underwear.
So on~~~~~~~~~~~~~

-30 Minutes later-
HA! So easy...like how my grandma back flips into the coffin...And ya,nothing much to post liao.

See ya~~~

The time has come again.

2010-07-02T08:04:00.000-07:00

Ahhh...long time no post. Well, life's busy... Somehow, my busy life allowed my studies to improved 0_0 well...O-levels, i'll make it through somehow.And yes this is gonna be another unknown post..

Sometimes life comes down to a critical point, where things gets complex and confusing. You will have to take it to a whole new level... There is a time when a friend really needs you, and where you have to be there for her. I've come down to that stage, i understand... i know... What's gonna be the outcome? Who knows =.= Why? Cause I'm Leading =.= again... HA!

Although I thought that it really wouldn't affect me, but...i was truly worried, thinking about you while doing almost everything in school today. My mind just would not ease, I want to hear the words from you again, that... "I'm fine. -_- " I hope you're safe. Don't worry =) you know me, impulsive as always... i'll come. Hang in there~~~

To reduce sacrifices, doesn't means to surrender, for every dream, you have to fight for it, rather than playing it safe, life should be taken more risky.

It's showtime...

Class BBQ

2010-06-12T19:23:00.000-07:00

Hey hey hey~~!! long time no blog le... So ya...Today blog about Class BBQ last Friday, the photos hor, that day finsh that day post =.= Walao so fast,i sleeping already.Yeah yeah...

12.06.2010, Friday, 5:18pm, Compass point, LRT Platform.

Isolated at the corner, like a prevert, watching chio bu pass by me as i wait for their arrival.

2mins later at MRT Entrance

I decided to change my location as there is Air-Con, this time i watch uncles looking at chio bu...

10 mins later

The-two-Man-in-Black-guys-who-are-suppose-to-fetch-us arrived. Late by 2mins... 1min 39secs 02ms to be exact. After running around, buying lighter, waiting for more people...We set off to the BBQ pit.

And yes, the LRT is very crowded. Packed with lots people and a pig... ZOOM~~~ talking about cabal~~~ ZOOM~~ ARRIVED!! Quite fast 0.o Although my granny is faster. K, then walk walk walk... through Pei Hwa Sec, through the playground, along the side of the...what's that? errr....many many houses surrounded by fence and security =.= I'm just sayin', through the side gates, through even more random but identical buildings, and finally the BBQ pit =.= Confusing indeed.

Just a sneak preview what happened there...

Picture speaks a thousands words...that's what they say 0_0 so PICTURE TIME!!

There are events like...

Gambling Corner

PSP center

Riding the Horse 0_0

BBQ, OF COURSE! LIKE DUH~~~

Playground~~~ We played blind mice, but there isn't a picture of it.. =(

Photo taking

SUICIDE POOL~~!! among the 6~7 swimming pools this one is my favourite =D
The within the carpark =D Imagine jumping down from there 0.o FUN~!!

Me in action 0.o dun worry it is not a event 0_0 just a random photo

The-kinda-free-drinks-event-but-its-not-really-free. We paid for them 0_0 BETTER TAKE! XD

Ball games Somehow the ball keeps getting into the swimming pool 0_0

One of the main event~JUNE BABIES~~ that's what they say 0_0 Anyway...Take a closer look at the bottom left-hand corner of the picture. 0.o You see what i see? surprise-butt-secks I'm just sayin' shhhh....

From here on are random photos~~~ ENJOY! =D

Class Photo isn't so random...yet.

Porky Enterprise Satay !!! Endorsement, endorsement XD PLS BUY!!!!

OFFICIAL ads Look at the satisfied customers~~~ (except for those two on the left) I'm just sayin'...You gotta buy it people!! XD

Random Oh looky it's me! =D

More random photos Notice a Barbarian behind 0.o Who knows,danger lurks from the back too...

FAIL! Photo taking FAIL! HA~~!!! XD

Very fun very fun =D
Thanks for the memories =)

Chinese Os are coming =O

2010-05-27T05:01:00.000-07:00

Yo yo...Quite long never update liao. well,what to say? Old-levels are coming =O Actually i am feelin...So? 0_0

Ahhh....i am not gonna say,"I am so SCARED!!" or "Noooooo~~!!!" just face it lorh 0.o

READY?
not really
Studying?
yeah

So ya...ready or not,i studied and plan to do more further studies =.= DAMN!! Let get over this quickly, and i pray i get good grade for this one 0.o Then i don't have to study Chinese FOREVER~~!!! =D For this i year i think...ok,Target is at least B3 0_0 Is it possible? yeah 0.o quite simple actually...So i study hard these few days i should just do fine =D

Ok! Off to do proper slacking before studying...See ya.

Big Booty Bitches LMAO

2010-05-14T06:28:00.000-07:00

Yo~~!! I AM BACK PEOPLE~!!! WOO! LOL...Oh ya i was suppose to tell u the thing i could not wait the last post 0_0 OK... *drum roll*~~~~~~

Just a ball...yeah..

Ok...LOL i really bored of using computer somehow,then yeah i went to school. Then Loo suddenly talk about the video he saw on Youtube from Equal Three...you might wanna go check it out...It's pretty good.LOL I bet u will at least smile...So yeah,the talk about something like....

I like BIG BOOTY BITCHES~!!! BIG BIG BOOTY BITCHES...
*Shaking around randomly an dancing*
So...i joined in 0_0
I GOT BIG BOOTY BITCHES~~~!!! BIG BIG BOOTY BITCHES~~~!!! XD
That's fun =D

Ok...maybe u might wanna do it? 0_0 LOL.Ok here's what u are suppose to do...
Scroll down and pause the music.
Click Play below~~~

Yep! That's how you do it XD ok...Cya next time!...

Anyway...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JUN HAN~~!!

AND

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WINSOME~~!!!

At Critical point

2010-05-11T05:27:00.000-07:00

Ok...I didn't like my post just now...So i gonna re-write it again...

Today!

Well,damn fun larh today...first period Bio teacher never come..STEADY! talk about past times with my past friends...Wish that i could go back to that moment sia.The time where real friends appeared in my life...Remind me of you,bro...i finally found an answer...You are there bro,death ends a life not a relationship.You still there,i know =) Happy to know that you are around...How are you? =) You were right...One day,there will be real frends that appears.To be there for me and to protect me.. Thank you.I realised...I am not alone anymore,i have great friends..

Back to topic...YEAH!!! Reminds me of my beautiful past..Talk talk awhile, with the bright red bouncy ball. Play volleyball~!! =D In other words, ZAO ARH!! PONE CLASS~!! XD Fun fun LOL Fly here fly there,damn funny.We weren't happy that we score a point,we were instead happy that the ball didn't fly out of the court LOL like need to run down there and pick up =.= so troublesome.So it was like..

*The ball flying out*
"no no No NO NOOO~~!!"
*hits the pole bounce back*
"YES~!!!!! YEAH BABY~!!"
LOL

..Played for 2 periods,HO HO HO...WET! Dipping wet~!! Then straight go PE,Woo Hoo~~!!! MORE ACTION!! YEAH!

First event,pull-up =D Just when i was getting hyper and excited. =DD Nice timing...Then,my turn...1,2.,3...,4......,5........ *JIA YOU ARH~!!** ,6....................,7. 7 pull-ups. YAY~!!!! =D Got moral support leh T^T Cool man..Thanks people~! 7 pull-up.YES! Then later got 18 =O Champion sia...Cool cool nice one.

Second event,errr...what's that called? Shuttle run ! =D Just when i was getting all pumped up =DD YAY~~!!! Not bad sia! START! I run. grab. slip! 0_0 Nvm! sportmanship choing back grab again..And slipped again =.= what luck! FLY ARH~!!! 9.4s WOOO~~~!!! =D damn happy!! Could have gotten faster 0.o

Ok,later got some scolding from Geo teacher...It's fine with me. I know what i want...and i am doing it.That's all it matters...Some other stuffs she said.I honestly don't agree...

Then,ya results...I'll post my results later when my report book is in.After school...well,we had a mission 0_0 It wasn't my idea 0_0 AND IT'S NOT LEFT 4 DEAD 2 TOO!! RAWR!!! ok..the mission...it's was kinda hard.....so so larh. LOL But still,MISSION COMPLETE =D CAN'T WAIT~!!! That thing~! >.< i wanna touch it so badly >.< >.< AHHHHHHHHH!!! Tomorrow then i reveal larh. LOL

ALL RIGHT!! SO HYPER TODAY!!! Do you remember? All of the times we had... =) Just the 4 brothers =) memories...Two more things before i end my post...

I just wanna deliver this message to someone...
Friends may forget you do,
Friends may forget what you say,
but they will never forget how you make them feel.
Sometimes we really do forget,human errors does occur if i ever forgotten anything.
Sorry.
But i'll never forget those major points you have told.

Second thing.The critical turning point of my life is coming,i knew it would come...Not only exams, but an opportunity to take up a chance to uncover the things beyond the limits and to play a part to make a change. A whole new era is coming...There is alot of things i want to prove to myself...Religious,theories,the world,the people and the truth.It too good to be true,what i always wanted..But the price is high,very high.Such an offer that i have to ponder about...hmmmmm...Give me some time to re-access myself.

Here's a tip...When something sounds too good to be true,it usually isn't =.=
ahhhhhhhhh....DAMN IT~!! It's a part of my dream....

Closing of trial exam

2010-05-04T05:24:00.001-07:00

YO~!! It has come down to this day...

14 Down 2 More to go~~!!

Yawnz...complacent? Definitely not...Getting some shitty result for sure,shitty life shitty result make sense! Room for improvement in efforts Porky,yeah...More offerings on my piggy spec case and more work...

i think i should make a timetable somehow...which is super flexible.Anyway i got back math paper today! PAPER 1 31/80 Saddening...RAWR~~!! It's ok...They set their standards high now 0_0 So should I...

And you...I have not forgiven you yet,it's unforgivable...You did ridiculous things,u cursed me..Now you want me to wipe your ass?.I thought you were a great leader,an example for me to follow.Now i finally gotten to know about your past...How long do you plan to hide it from me,i am not stupid..It's only a matter of time,you know what i can do...No wonder,no wonder...I adults back from me,some even wanted to take my head,people kneel and cry blame me for what i have no idea about...You don't suffer a bit and take the last laugh eh? Irreversibly,bringing hate and fear......The doings of someone,so close to me.....I gonna clean up your mess,not because of you,but for the sake of those who suffered and the people around me.I WISH YOU DISSAPPEAR FROM MY LIFE.I cannot accept you...

hmmmmmm...Haiz..Very sian.I wish some L4D scenes come about,somehow i wanna kick some ass.Yawn yawn~~!! yawn yawn yawn yawn yawn yawn~~~!!Why don't i tell you an Interesting fact about Porky.

Porky yawns at least 7 times a day.

Yosh...I go do something bah...CYA guys around~~!!! ALL THE BEST FOR EXAM...

Trial Examinations~~!!

2010-04-28T06:15:00.000-07:00

HEY HEY HEY!!! Look's like everyone is in the mood for exam...HAPPY TRIAL EXAM WEEK~!! Eh...for the non-examiners HAPPY MID YEAR EXAM WEEK!! mid year right???

OK! Firstly...
Damage Report:

Maths-I didn't make it~~!!! =O AHHHHHHHH!!! In terms of time and marks

Biology-No~~~Stop it~ Wahahahaha!!! So funny!! CANNOT CONTROL... Sound effects during exam XD Not bad~~

Chinese-That wasn't so bad~!! The paper is writable!!... But what exactly am i writing? HA! FORGOT HOW TO READ THE WORD I WROTE!!! =.= ahhh...i guess it will be fine...

Social Studies-Oh?...i was like copying and pasting the questions as the answer i could think of was from the question.
e.g.
Question: The Singapore girls,rape the Japanese soldiers..Correctornot?
Porky: Yeah! yeah~~!! my grandpa told me all about it. He said he didn't had any fun 0_0 ...I guess i know why now~~!! =D *Copy and Paste*

Sc(Chem/physics)-The two in one paper!! Okay...wasn't so bad..I just have to guess the MCQ answer or pick the one that sounds more fun.
e.g.
Question: ...which in the most suitable process?
A.Tits-tray-tion (I had difficulties reading the answers 0_0)
B.This-Till-Leh-Tion (That's how they look like to me .___.)
C.Stir-and-Drink
D.Add in excess

Porky: D~!! I hope it explodes =D Maybe the Curry-pork-girls may appears from my chemical reaction 0.o

I had fun =D Doesn't it sounds fun? Yeah...Life's like this.Depends on how you see things...Here's Porky's Superb Observations During Exams!

Basically,three types of responds...When you ask "Ready for (whatever subject)?"

Type A- SHIT !! (FILL IN THE SUBJECT)!! I can't remember (whatever)!! Die liao die liao~~ Confirm fail. [ Please don't pollute Porky =( ]

Type B- Yeah i am...I studied real hard.. [ I'm happy for ya =) ]

Type C- Although i ain't so good... i am keeping my stand and i gonna give it all i got! =) [ That's what i am talking about XD ]

Don't defeat yourself!! Is Type A what you gonna say about your O-levels?? 4 or even 10 or maybe 12 years of studies!!...And you have come to this moment to surrender yourself even before it started...Don't you think you owe yourself a statement to clarify you own doings? Your parents funding you to go to school,buying textbooks and you own hard work to come to Sec 4.What's your purpose coming to school anyway? Come and fail this exam? Totally self-defeating...I really hate you hear say things like that,we forgot to cherish what we have and yearn for other things.

It's time...Wake up already,ok...Honestly,I DON'T CARE ABOUT MY FUTURE!!! But what about those who cared for mine and even played a part for me.My family and my friends,helped me unknowingly.Even persist to help me...And disappointing them is what i have to say? In my life,I DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO TRY!!! And i had to DISAPPOINT MYSELF with my results,i try harder..What rights do you all have,to say that i am a joker throughout my life and doesn't care about studies.YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I GO THROUGH EVERYDAY!! I wanted to say this for a long time...SHUT UP!!! What rights do you have to neglect your studies??? I live a dreadful life...And what have you? I still study...But i need to rest...It's boring and tiring,i know..I studied before.

Some of us fail to think for the people around us,fail to realize what others have done for you.Time to cherish those around you if you have not,don't wait till you lose them...

8 DOWN 8 more to go!!!

YAY~~!!!! HALFWAY Through!! still surviving =D Currently having fun! EVERYONE...JIA YOU ARH!! PING LE!!! ALL THE WAY~~~~~

First trial exam!!

2010-04-23T05:52:00.000-07:00

YO!! Secondary 4 liao...exam venue got an upgrade! Hall~~!!! There is still gonna be a second upgrade 0_0 actually,i don't want principal to upgrade the hall lorh.Gonna use alot of money...and it pollutes environment. 0_0 ANYTHING! got other things to worry about...

Today,no wait yesterday...i didn't study English at all XD like...what is there to study? can larh...letter format.but then i know i don't have a format .___. so become no need study liao lorh. LOL. Then today Frantically,search from my friends format paper...YAY~!! Found it...Some more got informed about the letter that is coming out 0.o Yup..So USSR stare at the reminder notes and format.

NEXT! EXAM!!! today's exam...ScReWeD!! ironically,the teachers were screwed...They should have organized rather then leaving ourselves roaming around..Like.

"Oi! You what number?"
"OI! that's my spot!!"
"OIEH!! Never give me sweet!!!"
"I very scared leh!! how?!?!!"
"la~la~la~la~"
"Proposal format how arh?"
"WHAT THE F__K" (The answer is FOOK)
"SCREW THIS!"
"Burger! burger burger burger burger burger~~!!!" (I'd this through out process)

Like i switched places 7~9 times...EPIC FAIL ORGANIZING! LOL!! wasted like 10 mins...I was like... "ahhhh....." Cannot take it sia,going crazy get confused about the sitting.At the same time bored =.=

During the paper,i hearing "burger burger burger burger burger!!!" oh looky..a new song stuck in my head. =.= BRILLIANT!

Atfer exam....we kept on talking about the "her told her" question. Like...EXACTLY WHO TOLD WHO? HE WANNA HAVE SEX?!?!! JUST DO IT LARH!! So ma fan... hai me think like crazy =.= somemore 85% wrong...

After that math remedial,i was like brain dead le...ahhhhh...Then listen for the 1hr and a half OK! I NEED AIR!! AND FOOD! I was hungry,since the exam...and got even more hungry during the lesson...So jiu leave class bah since can =.= Go eat something then study again with mei,shu hui,cow,lion and the nasty father...Then k finsh up maths..Maths notes,biology abit. YAY~~~!!! then slack around and homed...

2 DOWN 14 MORE TO GO! (counting by papers)
Still surviving...just the starting.well course larh!
Next paper,
GOOD NEWS! math....HA! Watch me owned the paper XD I bet it's gonna be FUN!
BAD NEWS! biology...let's see, chapter 2 to 17.Errr...17 - 2 = ... 15 !?!?!!! OH GREAT!! Sounds like a WORLD WAR 3 to me!

Porky VS Biology paper.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
REINFORCEMENTS NEEDED!! TAKING HEAVY FIRE!! WAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

-Porky

Wushu Competition'10 All over?

2010-04-18T07:56:00.000-07:00

And yes! Wushu Competition'10 is all over...So is me and the CCA,1 word. RETIRED It's kinda of a good thing and kinda of a bad thing...There is "FREEDOM" after school!! On the other hand,it the end of my Wushu career..

OK,maybe not really a career =.= But yeah no more wushu training and competition along with the madness there is in it...It's a place where i got my first scar, a place where new friendships were made, a place where i learned words of encouragement(Jia you arh!! PING LE!!! ETC.), a place where I got my "name"(Porky), a place where sweat my ass off, a place where random things happens, a place of great meaning to be there, a place where i was happy, a place that is forever in my memories...

It's only fair by returning what i what learned and experience...to those who taught and gave me...by thanking them from the heart.

Thanks to those idiots who first pulled me into Wushu.(You know who you are!! LOL)
Thanks to the school for having this CCA there for me and the Shanghai trip. 0.o
Thanks to the coach and not forgetting...MY MOM(Jeremy "out fried cookie") =.= who taught me.
Thanks to all my wushu friends or bean family or some recent family tree who accompanied me in my journey.
Thanks to QHB people who had made me enjoy that programme.
Thanks to Yan shu that...well,for whipping ass? and yeah having fun together.
Thanks to Mr Yee,Yao lao shi,MR LAM! for making things happened.
Thanks to Jiawen,Shangge and Qing Qing that took photos of great memories.
Thanks to everyone individually for the the unique relationship and memories.

that's about all...

Well,there might have been times where things go wrong,when we don't look into the same directions,where you did me wrong and misunderstanding occurs...But YOU NEVER TREAT ME BAD.I am truly grateful for what that has been taught and experience...It isn't the end...It's the end of my "career" not my relationship...May our bonds never break!

-Porky

Leave out all the rest

2010-04-17T19:34:00.000-07:00

I dreamed I was missing
You were so scared
But no one would listen
Cause no one else cared

After my dreaming
I woke with this fear
What am I leaving
When I'm done here

So if you're asking me
I want you to know

[Chorus]
When my time comes
Forget the wrong that I've done
Help me leave behind some
Reasons to be missed

And don't resent me
And when you're feeling empty
Keep me in your memory

Leave out all the rest
Leave out all the rest
[End Chorus]

Don't be afraid
I've taken my beating
I've shed but I made

I'm strong on the surface
Not all the way through
I've never been perfect
But neither have you

So if you're asking me
I want you to know

[Chorus]
When my time comes
Forget the wrong that I've done
Help me leave behind some
Reasons to be missed

Don't resent me
And when you're feeling empty
Keep me in your memory

Leave out all the rest
Leave out all the rest
[End Chorus]

Forgetting
All the hurt inside
You've learned to hide so well

Pretending
Someone else can come and save me from myself
I can't be who you are

[Chorus]
When my time comes
Forget the wrong that I've done
Help me leave behind some
Reasons to be missed

Don't resent me
And when you're feeling empty
Keep me in your memory

Leave out all the rest
Leave out all the rest

Forgetting
All the hurt inside
You've learned to hide so well

Pretending
Someone else can come and save me from myself
I can't be who you are
I can't be who you are

Wushu Competition'10

2010-04-10T21:11:00.000-07:00

HELLO!!!!! I am back! MIA ya...kinda lost interest in blogging..Well,actually really lost interest in blog.If i blog i would only blog about negative stuffs. Might as well MIA.

Recently,Pone a lot of school =D YAY~~~~!!! school till a bit sian liao... So these 4 days random things happened,it was Damn fun =D I enjoyed everyday. =)

Go there eat HAND ROLL =O very addictive.Go there eat eat eat...Money like burning!!AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! it's ok. Let it burn...Money keep liao also no use... LOL and don't think a "rainy day" would come.Cause it's rainy day for me almost everyday 0.o LOL

Like, Earnings - Expenses = $30.00~$50.00 (Gross Profit)

THEN

Gross profit + Additional Capital(Pocket money) - Even more expenses = 25 cents (Net Profit)

0_0 yeah...about there.I save a few cents everyday WAHAHAHAHAHA!!

THEN

Net Profit - Buying stuffs i don't really need = ZERO or -$1.00

Wah...so much for working. In the end,like this =.= Poor Porky Wahahaha!!! At least can help carry some financial problem...Playing a part at a my age, isn't that easy..

CDL Project

2010-03-28T09:25:00.000-07:00

HI PEOPLE!!! i just bloging for the sake of updating my blog.

Since i am currently on a rush now...i would cut it short,the time now is 12:30 and me & my group are in having problems with the project videos...OK.

For today,ya...busy day.Wake up,reports coming in.damn it...gonna be busy again.Then go project.TOMORROW DUE!!! Reach at compass point Mos Burger a while later yun quan came to cure my loneliness. Then received news that Jun han would be late...JC and Samuel would be even late .____. Ok....then blah blah blah..Did nothing much at compass,laptop went out of batteries so went up my house and do.

In my house,after we had prepared our script.Recording commence! then,end up having more NGs then proper work.Thanks to JC...The main contributor to the laughter.In order to finsh it quickly because i got tuition.He got out of the house along with jun han,then recording went successful and i had call them back in again.

So i went down and find them...They not only got out of the house but went 15 floors down to the ground floor =.= So i went down look around...No sign of them,then i got a hunch that they at 7-Eleven at the SHELL station beside my HDB flat.So,i got them back...

JunHan,"How you find us arh?"
Porky,"Instinct. "

Instinct are very useful ok? So...next did my voice recording promptly.Then out of time liao...I went out together with them to my tution since they going over to Jun han house to contiune the project.

Tution finshed liao,i when home.Lie down...a few minutes later.A call came.Work...i knew it...Then after i finshed with it...Had half-an-hour of rest.A project problem surfaced.......... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!~!@~!@#$@!%$!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ K,so now i am reporting to you LIVE waiting for the 2nd script to be complete and get my voice into action...

Busy day indeed...Exam coming.Better get ready to for tons of work...

That's all folks.CYA

15 days away from blog

2010-03-18T05:31:00.000-07:00

15 days have past since superteens and amazingly i have not blog a single thing...Busy? Nope...Just that i forgot to blog or nothing to blog about and even as i type this. I have no idea...What to blog about...why not,I tell you a story...

Long Long time ago,to be specfic... 12 hours ago. I Woke up from bed...THE END.

Not bad right? normally i always sleep until like errrr....11:00 AM cause...Sleeping is kinda fun 0.o but most of the time i wake up around 9:00 then i would just lie on the bed and do my stuffs like. GameBoy 0_0 (I my gameboy colour yesterday =D) or just stuff the earpiece into the ears.Alright...Countine 2 part of the story bah.

Porky,which is I set-off to Nasty's Basketball court. Once again i was very early,then Kelvin and Kelvin was there...(right? they both the same name? 0_0) Then,play their ball ball awhile...Jia Wen came with her Red but cannot bounce de ball.Then Nasty finally arrived...all of us anyhow shoot awhile...then nasty go murder jia wen's ball (That's what she said.) Then play match,YAY~~~!!! I WON both rounds =D Not I actually...WE =D The Nasty Pork Team. LOL la~la~la~ it was like... 11:3 then 11:2 0.o can larh quite easy...i just have to wait for the ball to come...Then play GameBoy...LOL damn fun. Dunno why... =.= Then we wanted a 3 on 3 match but raining T^T ...Nvm lorh. Then we plan to go LAN =D

So...we went to nasty's house. Then Jia wen didn't shut the windows then have to go home and shut.Why? Cause water are dropping from the sky...why can't gummy bears fall from the sky? Anyway,play gameboy again>>Jiawen came back>>made the way to the bus stop>>took the bus>>>watch cooking mama =.=>>Reach! Where? Hougang Green larh...la~la~la~ very soon we got ourselves in front of the computers. Then started playing Lead 4 Dead 2. Kinda funny so i will just blog it.

First,came out of nowhere on the hotel rooftop magically got weapons and Health Pack. Then spend a few moments laughing at what character they got...To Room Service !!! walking along the sides of the buildings =.= like spiderman or something.Then got zombies 0.o la~la~la~ all standing there...dunno why... Take life down to lobby,got uncle anyhow spit at us...Suddenly found a metal door,then we lock ourselves inside...

Secondly,there is magically weapons inside again!!! =.= This time...More. hmmmm...there was a toilet inside the room,next thing you will notice is...there is a another door. So we ran out WEEE~~~so much zombies...Then i found a weird weapon.Shoot 1 bullet at once de. so i tried it on a single zombie. BOOOM!!! LOL damn funny,the zombie flew to the other side of the street. =.=

K,there was madness...Alot of zombies started surrounding jia wen. Then i took out that weird gun and shot at her. LOL! =.= Of course she took damage =.= Then walk further down...Got the 5000cm the tongue coming out of the bush =.= Uncle spitting again. Even more random people charging at me. Someone with a Huge right arm roll down the staircase... yeah yeah. Then made it to a Weapon Store 0.o AK-47 =D then there was this funny man who locked himself in a room. Brought stuffs into the room,but forgot his Cola =.= So need deliver to him...FAILED ! =.= damn it..LOL then enough LAN le bah....What a stupid request....Damn him

Next! we walk to compass point...Raining =.= Nasty got an umbrella...Jiawen too. I guessed that i didn't have one. So i share with Nasty...Along the way keep thinking that zombies would pop out from the corners =.= LOL.that's weird =.= Then we made it to the HDB flat,Open my bag....An umbrella 0_0 LOL...then i opened mine... about 30 steps later...My umbrella broke =.= What the...pork...ok,still usable...just a bit shorter... then made it to compass. KFC,yum yum...talk talk talk.then pei them take bus 0.o in the bus for like 3 mins,"PING-PONG". I got off the bus. Imagine how far that could be.

Yeah,i got a little richer for some reasons 0.o In return,busier...Reach home..4:20 la~la~la~ go sleep...go tuition...then HERE =D typing LIVE to you.

That's all folks...Hope you enjoyed the story...

Superteen Final Reflection.

2010-03-03T07:05:00.000-08:00

Today...so meaningful. Ernest taught something i thought i didn't need to know.

Today,about studies...I got bored. There was just something missing for me to study. Then the rest was copying,copying and copying. Then i started to doubt some techniques he proposed, will i use them? MUST USE ARH!!! ALI-BA-BA.

Then also i realized my goal today... Some crazy goal. I am going for it! I will be what i wanna be! Someone Legendary in life. Laugh! i don't care! I proved to myself... Nothing is impossible. cause Impossible by itself is... I M POSSIBLE

Later,the closing ceremony. Wow.He taught me something so inportant, how important my parents can be. I am truly grateful. Dad...I really didn't hated you so much, you did this to me but deep down inside. I know you did it for me...Sorry.I was blind. cause u so much pain without me realizing...I LOVE YOU........You know it almost made me cry,i want to cry. Then i suddenly remember my own promise i made to myself...So yeah,made it through.

Now...I decided i do something about my life,putting away everytime that i interfere me. I want to change my life. I will still be Porky. Holds too much meaning for me. Firstly,for my O-levels. I WANT TO GET 5 A1 in my O-level 2010 !!! CCB!!! HERE I COME ~~~!!!! YARRRHHHHHH!!!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Thank you Ernest. Thank you...

Superteen reflection 2

2010-03-02T06:35:00.000-08:00

Today...Something different happened =.= Really unexpected.

Starting..ya...ya...about studies. At first like, what for? After that my perception changed. Study is a part of life... It is a need...People just miss their chance to get this certain job or even worst their dream. Just because of stupid piece of paper...

Yup i went to ask my first question...I got an answer 0.o value. What i always thought... He told me...

"Value will lead you to succeed"
Porky,"What if they contradict?"
"Value and succeed will never contradict."

YES! finally got it... I'll continue doing those stupid and selfless things, that was purpose. =.= Have gave me meaning =) Helping others...

Secondly! My second question..He answered it... Money is important but not very important. Then it branches out further...

Thirdly! My instinct.Trust or not trust? I realized u have to take in consideration everything that may matter 0.o OK! During the course...there was this question,i knew it was something serious... Something inside me told me to SHUT UP! i didn't...i said "boxing", then i felt like punching myself =.= It really went wrong... AHHHH~~~ Trust have just done what i felt. Just fucking shut up...haiz...now i feel like taking back my words what i said about those who laugh at me. I AM STUPID. So what? i am gonna do something about =)

Then that crying period of time... It was saddening...the atmosphere Wow. How he created it sia... I am yet to learn how to, told us sad sad thing. I was guilty! But i can't feel sad =( why? walao... And i couldn't understand myself,my thoughts...yes. No feel,just a little. (if i tried to make myself sad)

Wah very confused...But still so what? I still can do something about my life. Maybe i don't really need feelings 0_0 i know i will eventually.. I will learn. But told myself... You know your own sercet... you know your actual life. NO MORE CRAP! NO MORE WASTING TIME.. I should really think... it's time i take action to become a better person.. In the name of Captain Porky Goh =D I will be legendary!

Superteen reflection

2010-03-01T06:40:00.000-08:00

Hi. My name is Porky...I will just cut down on crap today...or maybe the next 2 days too. Superteen..I feel damn damn damn damn motivated. 0_0 must go...For now..I will just do my reflection for today.

Hi. My name is Porky. Now let me clarify with myself the questions i have in my head...

1st thing
You know.Almost the whole BLOODY COURSE concentrated to 1 thing...And that's success...Here's what. Is it more important to be a man of success or be to a man of value?... It really troubles me. I want to be successful,but my life won't not allow me. It just contradicts! It's not about me thinking negative... I am to be successful, i will become worthless. I would be demoralising myself.. So what should i do?

2nd thing.
I gonna use the word they taught me. SO WHAT?!...So what if i am successful? What for having these...gold mines around my mansion,a collection of cars,a swimming pool of money... That's not i want what i want!!! I just want to get a job, have a happy family. What for going out everyday...Working and working. When i have enough money to make me a truly happy person? I want a simple life and dream. (excluding my situation now) TELL ME!! PLEASE !!!!

3rd thing.
I have been trying to deny the fact that i am a Captain. What i do...my decision...changes the fate of mine and the people around me. GRRR...Captain Porky. ASK YOURSELF THAT! BELIEVABLE? RELIABLE? PUI !!! LOL By the name of Porky people already sian 1/2 liao... AHHHHH~~!!! ok larh...I manage to make them respect me. Not for what i am... but for who i was... I proved all those bastards who laughed at me. What i was capable of, i changed people's life. Can you?

Haiz...Adults...a bunch of idiots.Look down on me...Very pissed leh. So what if i am a kid? HA! ok...then there was this 1 time...I made the wrong decision, that overwhelmed me with the outcome... I trusted my instinct!...They were wrong!!! It felt bloody correct for me!!! WHAT WENT WRONG!! This is impossible. I can't believe it! DAMN IT !! DAMN!!! ok maybe you gonna say...So what?..................... SO WHAT !!!! My friend almost got killed by me !!! SO WHAT?!?! I RAPE YOU ARH! SEE WHAT LORH... please sia...help me...

Let me find you!!! Let me kiss you !!! Show me the way... I promise. I will be the best. I will prove to you all... I will be respected as someone legendary.

Sailing Day

2010-02-23T04:49:00.000-08:00

Hello!! =D Today i am not gonna blog about life...I found my life in a lyrics,i had the song all along...but i didn't know what it meant.Cause it is in japanese =.= Then i suddenly came across the translated version 0_0 I realized...It was as if it was describing me...

I closed my eyes and could see a faint light
Like a foolish dreamer, I reached out to grab it

I can’t see my outstretched hand
With my eyes closed and the way is dark
It’s so far away that it becomes a distant blur

Somehow I’m still living my life and haven’t quit on myself yet
I wouldn’t mind crying a lot if I could just smile for once

I’ll resist my fate with all I’ve got
Only I have the right
To judge what’s correct or incorrect

Sailing day, take the helm
The foolish dreamer raised sail without waiting for dawn to come

The amazed believer who even loved countless danger
And suspense ambushed the enemy

The light I could see before my open eyes
Fills my empty heart with a reason

Then I give myself a push in the back once more
You lose a lot just to gain one single thing

I’ll prove that I exist with all I’ve got
All my faults and mistakes are treasures, valuable only to me

Sailing day, take the helm
The amazed believer goes to gather sadness and hopelessness

Everyone sets sail on their own ship
The light each one sees is from a lighthouse

That’s right, I still have my own soul
Of course just to live for one second
You have to always put your life on the line

I’ll prove that I exist with all I’ve got
All my defeats and regrets are treasures, valuable only to me

Sailing day, take the helm
The amazed believer goes to gather days full of adventure

I’ll resist my fate with all I’ve got
The lighthouse that shines only for me will never go dark

Sailing day, take the helm
The foolish dreamer happily raised sail in the middle of a storm

Everyone’s a believer

An eternal dreamer

I rape you !!!

2010-02-22T04:26:00.000-08:00

Porky has been MIA...But. YES!! PORKY IS BACK !! if not i wouldn't be here .____. Anyway! He is not only back! BUT,BACK IN ACTION 0_0 And YES !!! It's Porky BACK-TO-BACK...ok...maybe it doesn't make sense .____. But...My back is stuck on my back...In other words,Back-to-back 0.o right? Yeah...So i was right =D And yeah...back in what? Blogging... .____.

Nothing to blog...yeah yeah...i know.......ok...maybe i don't .OK! Saturday I watched Pussy Jackson and the Pussy Thief 0.o Not bad...But the story very quick...Ok...Ep 37219 finshed.

Let's skip Ep 37220 cause nothing much...Oh...My mom forced me to buy a bag 0.o Look very tall .____. THE END !

Ep 37221
Part 1
Errr...Still at computer at home...Online till 3 playing Viwawa =D so fun...Next...School !!! Blah blah blah...thinking day...I was a scout too in my primary school.Then ya da ya da ya...Then nothing happened...Oh! last period about CDL...Read a article about...12-year-old girl girl consent in getting bang by 4 boy boy 0.o The girl close the door.Then Raped them all =O 0.o Not safe for little boys like me...

Part 2
Wushu !! La~la~la~ same old thing...training then today i got raped =O Two girls...errr...Shorter then Nasty,Taller then my bag with itchy fingers...I got rape .___. They raped my shoes...Then my phone...Then i threatened to rape them 0.o But lost in the end =.= WALAO! Alot of RIA today... Rape-ing In Action...So i shall declare! This week is the week of RAPE !!! =.=

Chinese New Year 2010 -,-

2010-02-15T19:23:00.000-08:00

HELLO! Happy you know what and Talentines days....It's the day where the shops on the streets is closed and people stock their food supplies and awaits the arrival of intruders to collect tax via AngBao...Chinese New Year =D Like having war or conflict like that 0.o

This year new year wasn't as fun 0_0 But also very LOL.My father dancing at other people home HA! Walao =.= then my 2nd Uncle join in...dancing with the little boy and girl =.= But i never dance 0.o sit there lol only...

Very sian leh...rot infront computer...and just today.Almost "liu be xiu" ...Walao TA MA DE,my friends wear Qi Pao almost faint 0_0 ...Aiya anyway very sian larh..This new year very free -,- AngBao money also less liao...No fun =/

Today,go out again =D dunno do what...just go out 0.o bowling...steamboat or something. 0.o K,me do other stuffs...nothing to blog...I force myself de.

Happy whatever it is... 0.o -Porky

The week of pissed...

2010-02-10T03:53:00.000-08:00

I am not gonna say HI today... =.= I am just gonna borrow my POA teacher's line...

"I AM VERY PISSED OFF WITH YOU !!!"

Because yes!!! Today is the Week of Pissed...RAWR!!! Sian...I really don't want to care about all those problems anymore.But you just pissed me off...I no mood to do anything,plus,I am very tired =/ Not physical...Mentally.Really man...I have never felt o pissed in my life,it is OK to do the wrong thing..But it is not OK to just leave it like that,without even telling...So pissed sia...why? you think is OKTO arh? =.=

DAMN ME!!!...I cannot control my stupid brain...It is programmed to say or do stupid things.I can't even get angry properly =/ Grrr...Pissed with myself liao larh..

Nvm....I dun want talk about unhappy stuffs liao...People all now having problems,damn it.Ok...Seperate all the Pissy Stuffs (the adjective for piss. LOL,A NEW WORD!!! 0.o) anyway most importantly...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JIA QI !!!
Also to those who birthday is also around this time Eg.Kevin,Benny...so on

Hmmmm...let's talk about.Porky's Adventures to find a present...LOL.K,hmmmm...It all started after wushu...yeah yeah,a very pissed day even for porky...Ok aside of those things...Me go hougang point wanting to find a present 0.o Then,the ice-cream started attrating me 0_0 *Resisted* Then,i asked Jia wen if she got coloured paper.Then she say have =D i was so happy...Until...The paper was as long as my finger. =.= Damn it !

Then go NTUC,played relay umbrella up the elevator.Then we went to the soft toys corner...then anyhow touch...Jia wen,Jia Jun and lionel with ME of course =D Fiddling the soft toys...Touched...Molested...Raped...some were even exposed..I felt sorry for them =.= Next,no no no...No next.Just nothing was found...Then,went to some bookstore...Brought coloured paper? 0.o Yeah,just that there was no colour =.= Sian-ed...Then i got seperated with them and decided to head to compass point to find.

Went to bus stop...Not very long,two bus came...159 and 109 so i went up the 159 caused the numbers looked nicer to me...Then... =.= Walao crowd like hell,no really...I saw Jun han too 0.o Sia larh...Got 1 weird uncle,i dunno what happened to him 0_0 but are not coming out of his mouth.Then like...How should i put it...Crowd Control LOL...Then made us squeezed and squeezed =.= Then,Jun han say i very emo .____. ok maybe so...It is better than throwing tantrums.He told me something like...

"For every problem there is a solution."
Porky:"But,some problems cannot be solved and has to be ended by a conclusion"
"Yup...Every problem have a conclusion...k g2g BB"

Why didn't i realized 0.o ...Every problem has conclusions,that gave me an idea 0.o THANKS BITCH!!! But there are still problems that ain't so easy...cause it will never end =.= Ok...Whatever...After deep thoughts i reached compass point...Go B1...Nope...Nothing....Then i go Watsons.Jia wen said there got Daisy =.= ...Then the M&M caught my attention *Run away* ...K,there was no daisy in the store =.= WALAO...Then go Action city...nope...Go mini toon,then...The gummy bears started saying HI 0_0 I couldn't resist...So i brought them...NO!!!!!! I didn't get any presents T^T just gummies...

Suddenly,i heard a sound of a Duck at the counter...And that's how i found my present =D THE END !!!

ok...maybe not my present...BUT I FOUND IT ! So it is mine...indirectly? 0.o

-Porky

Summary of the week

2010-02-05T05:49:00.000-08:00

K,end of the first week of the month...Ya.Just suck... =/ On a homework spree now...too busy.

Now i am just,acting normal infront of people... 0_0 quite unstable mood now...Haiz...Dunno what to say sia... =.= Only have a lot to complain..

Did i actually took up so much responsibility? =.= I have thought about it...if i were to die,there will be like...1 Mountain of problems left undone 0.o WHERE THE HELL DID I DO TO PICK UP SO MUCH PROBLEMS SIA!!!! ...thinking about it again...50% of the problems are what u all have let go that i chose to hold on to...

Was it actually right or wrong to do that? 0.o It's really felt right to me...haiz...Porky...What are you going to become?

Bio SPA?

2010-02-02T05:36:00.000-08:00

No mood sia...no mood...just empty inside ._____. I will just fill myself with laughter...at least it made me feel better

Leave me alone?

2010-02-01T05:44:00.000-08:00

Ok...ok...this starting of February...truthfully speaking...SUX. Like damn sux...Problems kept surfacing again and again and again...Seriously...am i still living a life of a child? Definate...NO !!!...So pissed off...by my own life...I am not steel...I am a living flesh and body.Ok...nvm...someone has to be the unfair one...

Can i just like...REST!!...I am tired of this...damn tired...You ever wonder why porky behaves like a mad guy?It isn't because i want to...I am more.....emo(i guess)...in the inside of me.If i ever don't find a chance to smile,i would eventually break down...

You all just think it doesn't matter to me...True...It don't matter,i have been on to things you all have let go..And fought it for you...and excalty how many were grateful? 10%...Better nothing...the other 90% don't even care not even near to grateful.I am starting to feel that what my POA teacher said are correct.."Why should i bother if you already given up on yourself?"....I guess i am just stupid...Once i am to considerate,people push the blame on me...All this little things are adding up my burdens...You think i don't cry?..I would love to cry like a annoying bitch...But if i cry...others will fall...So excaltly should i do?...

Why am i different?....Am i too native?...i just don't understand what you all do.I am STUPID i admit,at least i did not lie to myself...What ever i done,most importantly to me.It Felt Right,I not longer doubt my heart,but what has gone wrong?...why?...Why i can't i be back the kid i was 6 years ago...Why,must my life force me to become like this...

Nvm...Nvm everything about my life...Nvm...Cannot do.Also must do.Still cannot do.What to do?.NVM.But still cannot do =.= . FUCK LARH !! ...Just put the blame on me...that will do...I bet i am as busy as obama...This kind of black bastard...so smart larh!!!....haiz...

How i wish Obama was here to answer my questions...... =(

For now...Maybe i should just put away studies...and solve every problems one step at a time...

FUN weekend =D

2010-01-25T04:28:00.000-08:00

Moshi Moshi !!...Why i never blog as i did last time? =O Cause i started doing homework...Unbelievable? 0_0 I can believe...I cause i had step down from the 2nd side of my life and leave the problems for others to slove themselves...Therefore,I feel very free now =D Can finally sleep peacefully T^T so touching...

Saturday.

Woke up at seven and drag myself to the toilet bowl and wash my face (toilet basin hor)...Then WIDE AWAKE =D,la~la~la~blah~blah~blah~tra-la-la...Made my way to nasty house,then i met up with nasty's block de cat again.I sat on the bench...It stare at me I stare at him for 2mins-3mins,then the cat turned its head away....I WON !!!! =D

Then nasty came we play ball ball once again with Jia Wen,Jia Jun,Lionel...then finsh jiu go up his house...Sit there watch show...Do Biology and a few Math O-level series questions,then eat...Then do more Math O-level series,let me tell you...My brother was right 0.o ,Math was chicken feet,Section A all give away marks...Seriously...I mean ALL !!!...There was no way u could fail the exam sia =.= ...Well,maybe it was possible...cause i witness one =O Then when home.. That's all for saturday...

Sunday.
I woke up at 11a.m. On my phone..."1 New Message !! from jiawen" Yeah!! bowling!!! =D Then,right after tution i met up with them at 6pm.Jia qi,a girl with a mole,shu hui mom? 0.o and shu hui,lionel,zhi yong was there.They already bowling le 0_0 Somemore no slot for me ._____. Then,Jiawen bring me go play house of dead 4 ...
I shoot was like,"Excellent!! Fanstastic !! Perfect !!!"
Jiawen was,"Good....Good...Good..." LOL so funny

Play finsh Chapter 1 then see them bowling again...Crap crap crap...pay money de shi hou i keep zapping jiawen by the forearm =.= Dunno why...Then i say keep hold hand jiu no problem le,then we hold hand and stroll happily...Then suddenly 1 uncle come and break us up LOL,if don't let go we will be bring him along with our strolling HAHA!! Then we go play acrade again...

And Again i played House of Dead 4 with jiawen =.= ...History repeated itself..
I was,"Excellent!! Fanstastic !! Perfect !!!"
Jiawen was,"Good....Good...Good..."

Jiawen,"Why u keep get excellent de?"
Porky,"I shoot head mah 0.o"
Jiawen,"Why you never tell me !!!"
It was suppose to be common sense...right? =.= Like..."Headshot !!!" XD

Then Jiawen pull me to another machine,tell me play para para...Then i put my coin in,it was suppose to for fun...But coin cannot come out ._____. Next thing i know she slammed the Start button. "Oh....shit....." =.= Then,i was left with no choice...but to dance =.= It was,"Miss miss miss good miss miss miss" 1 out of 7 hits LOL.And in the end of course..."Stage Failed !!" LOL damn funny =.=

Then la~la~la~ nothing much happened in the arcade,then nasty came and we go eat...When eating,there was alot of "disturbance" =.= ...70% from me so wasn't totally my fault.At first i saw the meal,so small !!! i can finsh in no time =D Minutes later,I was busy laughing and took around half-an-hour to finsh LOL

Then DISMISS !!! Everyone when home...I MRT-ed with...

Solve the equation below...
1.(Jia)(Wen+Qi)+Porky=MRT [0 m]
2.Hence,make Porky as subject [10m]
3.Therefore,explain who and how i when home with [-12m]

So get it?? 0.o yup sit with them until sengkang there i decided go compass point buy present...la~la~la~blah blah blah,The Wheels on the bus go round and round~~~round and round~~~round and round~~~ ya...ya..whatever then brought le go home wrap...End of the day !!!

Thank you for your kind Attention =D THAT'S ALL FOLKS !!! -Porky

President Remix...LOL

2010-01-18T04:39:00.000-08:00

I see my blog like very boring...and losing readers also LOL.So i should blog something today...

Today,go school backgate not open again ._____. sian.....So need walk 1 whole round go in.Then blah blah blah go school hall,la~la~la blah~blah~blah i no tie...Then jasper tell me take his.Then ran back the class and back again to hall with tie.

Then USSR,boring boring boring...Then flip my today' today newspaper in other words it was the newspaper i got today named today. You get it right?..anyway...Then read read read,come across the word "Chemical Ali" LOL,damn funny dunno why.Must be because of reciting the powerpuff girls opening too much =.= ...Then Across the another setion,fire forest fire 4,000 homeless...

So i was bored,so i read the article as,"On the faithful day,An Qi ran passed the forest and caused a forest fire leaving 4,000 HOMELESS..." Then guan liang sitting infront of me cannot take it...LOL too funny myself XD.

Then,"School Stand !!!" then see the video again i felt like laughing LOL dunno why it was funny..The made us wait...for like 1 min...it was like damn the PA man !!! or AP...maybe LP WHATEVER !!! Then start liao the national athem,I guess you know what happened XD There was like a beat,followed by the national athem in REMIX !! LOL i cannot control myself... A thought came into my mind...

Mr President,"Speed up the song,I am in a hurry !!"
LP guy,"Errr...."
Mr President,"Never mind ! Let me do it !!"
*Mr president put on his hearphone and started scratching and remix-ing the disc*

LOL...Damn funny cannot control myself,cannot stop laughing sia...LOL REMIX !!! what the hell !! =.= LOL

Then skip skip skip,Recess !!! Played ball,kena owned....No larh 6-7 we lost ! So it was still owned i guess...

Next after school eat blah blah blah conference call,jump over stick,played ball, using com...There !!! Finshed...

A Forgotten Promise...

2010-01-14T04:37:00.000-08:00

I have been telling myself to forget you...But how is it possible to to forget someone that you keep coming across again and again..Even if we could be together i could have never gave you happiness.

Till now,i am still unable to store away and forget the promise of ours.I made a promise to my father that i'll never break a promise...But this promise of ours was to impossible to keep so may this just be a forgotten promise.

You told me to forget you,but yet u are unable to do that yourself... =.=
I have been doing what we promised,but it didn't felt right...
But i will restore that little perfect world of yours,I promise...

I love you,that's why i can't be with you...

Happy Birthday Nasty =D

2010-01-10T03:20:00.000-08:00

Ok..although the birthday is yesterday but yesterday 1 A.M. reached home...that's tomorrow liao also...lol...i think u get what i mean,but who cares..

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NASTY !!

LOL,let me remember what happened yesterday...

So,yesterday...I want write birthday cad de..Then suddenly i realized i do not have any coloured paper,LOL then i gonna go to his house very soon...So i rush to hougang point buy paper,draw le then go up...Just in time! =D Then i watch,"Where got ghost" at nasty's house...Well,not as funny as i thought it was 0_0 but ok larh...

Then Jiawen jiu rached nasty house also,then watch Spongebob together...LOL =D my favourite show !!!Then bring down all those dumb dumb stuffs to the BBQ pit,quite heavy larh...They said take as much as you can so i decided to bring down 90% of the stuffs LOL Then Jeremy came...blah blah blah prepare the BBQ stuffs again...Then lionel came...Then play chess with one another...

They start fire very i slow leh 0__0 i bet i could do it even slowly...LOL...Then BBQ stuffs and throw the ball over the tree..Then Alvin and Kevin come,then we played monkey...LOL.Then there was alot of chaos...

Next,i helped out with the BBQ first time BBQ sia... 0_0 Sad case...Then i fan the fire and...TO MY HORROR!!... I realized that was so much FUN! =D I could do it all day! =D LOL ...then play with food LOL anyhow mix here mix there...I also found out that the clamp and meat chew 20+ times still the same size =.= LOL...Like chewy gum like...

Then approaching night jiu play basketball,got 1 match 6-0 We winning liao...Then they suddenly in in in...Then become 6-6 LOL..so i said they win i help them made satay...So in the end.. I LOST!!! =O LOL ...Kena owned LOL..So i go play satay lorh...then blah blah Jia Qi came...blah blah blah again..

Then we go up Nasty's house open his presents...LOL...Then he saw the wrapper,"Zao Sheng Gui Zi" LOL...then open again...It's a CHICKEN !! LOL...Well,it is a unique alarm clock =D LOL...Come to think of it,we had to every chicken in the shop to see which one was the loudest..LOL.....Then played poker cards..I LOST EVERY ROUND !!! LOL !!! Bad luck sia =.= lol lol lol lol...

Then jiu sit here and there then go home...I was supposed to be home by 10 LOL..Then i reached back home at 1 LOL...Luckily my Mom forgotten when i told her i would be back...LOL

K,that all for now...

2010 Blogskin !!!

2010-01-05T04:47:00.000-08:00

HELLO !!! =D As i said...2010 must have a new start!! That's means new blogskin too =D! HA!

People say my blogskin always a bit a bit emo de... 0.o ok so.. So this time I used Spongebob as my theme =D !!! My favourite childhood show !!! actually now too!!!

I LIKE SPONGEBOB!!! WHY?!?! GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT!!!! RAWR !!!!!

Woo~~~hoo~~~ !!!

ARE YOU READY KIDS??!!!
"Aye Aye Captain!!!"
I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!
"AYE AYE CAPTAIN!!!"

OH !!!~~~ Who lives in a pineapple under the sea!!
"Spongebob squarepants !!!"
Absorbant and yellow and porous is he
"Spongebob Squarepants !!!"
If nautical nonsense be something you wish
"Spongebob Squarepants !!!"
Then flop on the deck and plop like a fish
"Spongebob Squarepants !!!"

READY!!!
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS !!!
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS !!!
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS !!!~~~~

SPONGEY~~~BOB!!! SQUAREPANTS!!

AH !!!~~~AHH !!! AHH !!!~~~AH !!!

RANDOM !!! =D

Happy 2010 !!!

2010-01-01T19:58:00.000-08:00

Yo Yo~~~End of 2009 i have a total of 123 blog post.. LOL...

So...2009 was a year of FUN? HA!!! ok larh...not so bad,had alot of fun.Now it's the year 2010.Most people moves up 1 level higher...For me Sec 4 liao 0.o,become the big brother of the school liao...Most Sec 1 or 2 always view Sec 3 or 4 as pie kia LOL dunno why...natural reaction i guess =.=...

First thing about 2010,NEW UNIFORM !! well,not for me...but for Sec 1 to 3 larh..My friend ask me want to buy anot...Then i see my plurk,ALL flooded with complains that the uniform is ugly...Skirt very long...la~la~la~bah~bah~bah..But i heard that it was a girl girl who send that design de leh...Then turn out most girls not happy =.= LOL...I heard from guan liang also..That the PE SHUAI!!! LOL really meh? Then hear him say liao like not bad sia...Maybe can consider buy larh...

Second thing about 2010,is it is my O-level !!! woohoo~~~ should be happy? 0.o dunno...I dun really give a damn also...LOL..Just study more than usual only lorh...Can larh...Doesn't sound so bad,then maybe will start to have interest in studies...I hope 0_0 My kor kor say that O-level is a piece of shit...LOL...like any ordinary exam,just study then jiu A1 A2 liao...He get L1R5: 9 leh 0.o then minus here and there jiu 7 or something...WOW 0.o Sounds easy...

0.o o.0 0.o o.0 0.o I don't mind if school re-open...Cause i holiday never study anything..AT ALL !!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! screwed holiday...But Maple become ok ok only lorh...nothing else...LOL

K,that's all

Maybe i go change blogskin bah....

Merry chirstmas 2009 !!! =)

2009-12-25T06:23:00.000-08:00

Looks like holiday is ending soon...what have i learned?...well..pretty much...2009 was a little crazy =.= Though i am sec 4 next year...But..something tells me...next year is going to be crazier =.=

Life is short but sweet...So live your life to the fullest and never regret anything in life for it all has meaning.

I have using this as my theme song this Chirstmas =.= ...The music keeps on repeating and repeating as i sand this along with my friends...i think...life is great.There are so many things to be happy about throughout my life...there is still more to learn...much more...learning never stops i guess =.=...Merry Chirstmas Everyone!!!I love you guys XD...all of you =)

*Jason Mraz - I'm Yours *
Well you done done me and you bet I felt it
I tried to be chill but you're so hot that I melted
I fell right through the cracks
Now I'm trying to get back
Before the cool done run out
I'll be giving it my bestest
And nothing's going to stop me but divine intervention
I reckon it's again my turn to win some or learn some

I won't hesitate no more, no more
It cannot wait, I'm yours

Well open up your mind and see like me
Open up your plans and damn you're free
Look into your heart and you'll find love love love love
Listen to the music of the moment babay sing with me
I love peace for melody
And It's our God-forsaken right to be loved love loved love loved

So I won't hesitate no more, no more
It cannot wait I'm sure
There's no need to complicate
Our time is short
This is our fate, I'm yours

Scooch on over closer dear
And i will nibble your ear

I've been spending way too long checking my tongue in the mirror
And bending over backwards just to try to see it clearer
But my breath fogged up the glass
And so I drew a new face and laughed
I guess what I'm be saying is there ain't no better reason
To rid yourself of vanity and just go with the seasons
It's what we aim to do
Our name is our virtue

But I won't hesitate no more, no more
It cannot wait I'm sure

Well open up your mind and see like me
Open up your plans and damn you're free
Look into your heart and you'll find that the sky is yours
Please don't, please don't, please don't
There's no need to complicate
Cause our time is short
This oh this this is out fate, I'm yours!

Village Village de place? 0.o

2009-12-10T05:59:00.000-08:00

0.o update blog liao...

I dunno if u people know,but i am going for holiday...But not really holiday...Well,for some people who know the other side of me...ya,is that kind of holiday but with holiday. =.= Make no sense ._____. but i think u get it..

Today,the qianghuban.I went for the morning de,then go tution....I dunno what to say...but jiu shi fun larh...And tomorrow coach birthday i didn't forget hor -,- So... Happy Birthday coach? (OH MY GOD....i don't even know her name =.=)

So now packing bag...not going to sleep...hmmmmm....i dunno what to bring O_O pen?Book? oh...I can bring all those small small de book i borrow from jiawen... =D THANKS!!

So,destination...Malaysia,Kuching i think...some sort of rural de place larh. excited? no...Actually...Wo you yi ge bu xiang de yu gan...Oh well,still have to go... BYE~~~

Any last words? No...Anyway...i heard jetstars airline is very lousy....

Wushu intensive training

2009-12-04T19:58:00.001-08:00

very very very very very very very very very very very very very longggggg~~~

Never update blog le....So these few days Wushu intensive training.Can larh..very fun...A lot of stupid things happened...hmmmmm...Wait...blogger not responding...

ali-ba-ba

2009-11-19T19:11:00.002-08:00

I dunno put what title so i put it as ali-ba-ba =D

=D now porky awaits for Stare stare night...Go school field put matress and bacreleh(stare) the sky...I bet the sky tonight hor no stars de =X should be dun have stars.At least got grass can eat...

I wonder i today 4:00 go there do what...Set-up a booth? 0.o Put as grass eating competition.La~la~la~ At home maple jiu not sian le...Dunno why very fun leh...Must be bored off my ass...

0.o o.0 0.o o.0 0.o o,0 0.o 0.0 o.0 0.o 0.o o.0

=D

....dunno write what le leh...After stare stare night then write bah...like that more things to write...K,i go maple bah...Bye Bye~

ali-ba-ba

2009-11-19T19:11:00.001-08:00

Mapling and still mapling

2009-11-11T19:23:00.000-08:00

Ya ya...i never update because i mapling...Can play better then cannot play.At least at home got like a 2nd life...inside maple just here jump there explore,hong za boh..ETC.Play until not bad larh... =D k..so like that larh.....

Now,life is training training training...That's all...Very boring.

Too much power?

2009-11-03T22:28:00.000-08:00

Looks like my wish has been granted...This kind of power is all i need.

For everything there is a price to pay...For something so big.I would accept any kind of offer.I finally knew my father's sercet after so long.....I had never imagine he has so much of it...Not just anyone could hold that kind of power and be in control...As soon as he taught me and i realized it is impossible to obtain such a technique...

I am still not strong enough...not ready to hold this kind of "stuffs".I know myself...There is no other kind i could learn but this...if not it will be too late by then.I am too slow in learning...I have much more potential in this direction,i still have many more secrets...no one ever knows...and now i would understand.

I am born different...it's nethier fate or destiny...It's just me..My natural element is different.That's why this was my only option..No matter what u all say...I will take it,ready or not...You may say that i am crazy,well maybe i am just being too much of a good person.So...SHUT UP! you don't understand.

Promoted 4E4'10

2009-10-31T00:00:00.000-07:00

Ok...let's say this is finally the end to my Happy BirthdayWeek =.= ...turn out to be quite fun. =D

So today parents teachet meet...blah blah blah ya da ya da ya...wasn't really paying attention =P Now holiday le...gonna still be busy...need to study..settle more things...back back school for some stuffs.

now jiu shi maple lorh.

nothing do at home le...so play lorh.maple story now got funny funny map lol...like this one

Some starry starry night place...lol

hmmmm...And ya.I promoted =D but...i know i didn't promote =),

English 52
Chinese 50
Math 54
Biology 42
Science 48
Humanities 47
POA 32

LOL.all so lousy...but who cares i passed =.= .Actually chinese must be teacher help de.U dun tell me i also know 50.0 =.= so accurate? cannot be mah somemore chinese SA2 also lousy lousy de mark.hmmm...Thanks bah Teachers =D let me promote. Well...end of 3E4 i guess,well not really the end...But just the "end" larh.

later update 1 photo...dunno why not working =.=

15th Birthday coming 0.o

2009-10-24T04:54:00.000-07:00

LOL i post that picture cause people say my blog very boring...No picture...LOL...Now there u have it.It's called,"ME and My Great Great Grandma" =D

Ha ha HA hA Ha haH ha Ha ha HA

=.= crazy. LOL anyway...Many things happen this year...I know i will promote =) even if i dun study...Sometimes u just get this feeling...that u know u gonna do it...You don't have to know how to do it...You just know that u are going to do it =) ...When time comes u will understand...

Anyway finally promises all done and kept...Told you...I never broke a promise =)
I will never die...

Will i die by getting shot by a pistol?

That's wrong.

Because of a disease I happened to acquire?

That's wrong.

Because i drank a poisonous soup?

THAT'S WRONG!

I will die when people forget about me.

All i wanna say...

2009-10-20T07:01:00.001-07:00

Death Creates No Future.
If you don't risk your life,you can't create a future.

I'll keep believing in the future, not caring if anyone laughs at me
The passion running within you makes you shine
It's too dazzling, but I want to keep watching you
Somehow, sensing those aesthetics makes me really really stuck on you

Chasing, chasing after the one in my dreams
That is like no one else
With a feeling that burns like it's kindling the dawn
I don't know yet what the consequences will be
Instead of these boring times, it's gotta be dramatic

Under casual rules, we've avoided a mountain of problems
But because of your pride, you can't turn back down this road
On your weak nights when troubles keep coming
I will hold you tight, I wanna wanna be with you

Holding on, we keep holding on
To a dream that no one else can see
Because I'm with you, we have such hot feelings
We don't really need consistency
Instead of a mundane routine,

Chasing, chasing after the one in my dreams
That is like no one else
With a feeling that burns like it's kindling the dawn
I don't know yet what the consequences will be
Instead of these boring times, it's gotta be dramatic
Until we achieve that, believe in wonderland!

Sec 3 SA2 last 2 days...

2009-10-14T05:29:00.000-07:00

0.o ok...Finally,down to the last 2 days...which also means,i have already took a few of my subjects...0.o gonna finsh le...

SA2...wasn't so bad =) LOL.I see the people around me some like,

*Before the test.*"Wah...Fail liao larh...this time cannot make it..."

*After the test.*"Fail liao...fail liao..Whole bunch of marks throw away..."

Hmmmm...that are some unsatisfied customers..This what happens for buying a product and not reading to instructions carefully...The instructions said SA2.aka.End of year paper....Most important exam of your year exam...Labels never put must study jiu no nid study arh?...By which tell u all common sense de?.Aiya...Never study say fail fail fail will pass meh?...Just put in effort.Study..so hard mah...even Porky can do it.But,all of you people...sure to promote bah....me leh.....who knows =.=

Distance X Effort = Work Done. (right? =.=)
Let my effort and distance decide the work done bah...

Haiz...6 and a half more things to worry about.....But that just 1 thing can make me die le =/ .Either tired to death or death calls.. Exactly how many times...must walk on the verge of death?.......grrr... =.= Can manage...Start to sleep again le.......Yawnzzzz.......Finally,1 good night sleep i have been waiting for since 2 weeks...haiz...gonna die soon le........................................ ..................................................................................... .................................................................................... ............................................

Hmmm....4E....

2009-10-09T05:44:00.000-07:00

I have been thinking lorh....My math exam like haiz....Very wasted leh =/ I realized i made a couple of careless mistake....And like i have been dreaming for a few mins starting at the angle question =.= ....What am i doing? =.=

SS also...I first 10 mins...like starting into open space =.= .Suddenly thought again,"what am i doing?"...Then start doing le...jiu write write write then dreaming...then write write write again =.=...Then Section B also like that...Then felt very sian...Still got thing s to write de...but...i decided not to =.= ....WHAT AM I DOING???!!! =.=

...Porky...I am damn dissapointed with you...How can you just throw studies aside? =.= ...I said yourself. That in everything you do,u should do your best...But all u do is just...HONG ZA BOH.... =.= ...man...porky u gotta stop flirting le =.=....Promote or more za boh...You choose one...NO..SHUT UP...U listen to me.I the customer you the manazger...I know u gonna choose za boh =.=...But..Just promote will you?...It it that hard?...Haven't you heard what your friends has been saying...

"You better promote,i still want hear ur stupid voice next year..."

"You know?..Although you are an idiot...I will still miss you if u didn't promote..."

"You don't pass your maths,I will kill you..." =.=
"You don't pass your english, i will rape you..." -_-"
"You don't pass your blah blah blah..." ok i get it... I GET IT!!! =.=

Still got many others...there are still many people u can't dissapoint..There is still a job left empty if you don't promote...You have really came late to know that you really have friends that are there for you..Work hard already...please....

Love,
Porky Goh

We solved this =.= didn't we?

2009-10-05T04:48:00.006-07:00

Today,many many things happened...so this post gotta be very long =.=

First of all that happened today,i am not very sure myself...This time we came to find each other..I still don't understand..why?.You promised me didn't you?...Have i ever broken any of yours??I went through so much to keep them...You only thought about yourself..what about me?i am trying to let go..But it was impossible,but did you have to lie to yourself??...you only hurt me more and more...I always thought you cared about me...Well i was wrong...My heart has never changed for you.I hate you...Time won't heal this damage anymore,i gonna kill you one of these days...I won't be ignored...

...Shit...no mood for the second one...So,today exam i wrote about someone that i had ______ .Short form for name.. LM,i wrote aboiut his past...No very touching as i wasn't him,but still ok..Very nice story-board...Very cold and cruel world isn't it? heh heh heh....

And i just found out today...You...still have conflict with me?? =.= unbelievable...We resolved this didn't we?Well,if you were to read now or whatever....One thing i have to tell you...Me and your...errr....blah.Has nothing to do,me and blah,I do like someone...But not blah =.= .If it wasn't for nasty...I wouldn't know....I didn't betray you you get me? Have you forgotten the days?!?!! We were like brothers...almost everyday playing basketball together....All those great moments..I am starting to miss them. =/ ...Four of us Me,you,nasty,jasper....Brothers...doesn't that even count??still remember the times we celebrated your birthday...Like,what ride man....But look at us now..."seperated"

Where did the days go?where did the understanding go?...But really...trust me...I don't like blah...we have nothing to do with 1 another anymore....wish u luck in your relationships....

Damn photobucket....

2009-10-03T23:34:00.000-07:00

Exam coming near liao... Doesn't matter i fail,I see much more other importance in my life...If,i find a job..There is always this job i have currently now waiting for me...

Anyway...PHOTOBUCKET very fuck de leh... =.= Inactive account then jiu cannot use picture =.=... This time what =.= ...PICTURE TOO BIG!!! FUCK LARH u na na ..Must be some indian guy...so du lan de =.= ..Haizzz....nvm,exam so coming le...Study is got.I am preapred...well,not really...But but confidence larh =D ...If this time pass sec 4 jiu yao choing liao...But can't choing jiu =.= anything larh...let god decide..All the stupid job thingy fault...At first is job 1,then later i know more le jiu like a duty =.= ...No income de..NOTHING!! LOL,i volunteer my service stupidly lol..Haizzz....my life is so different from others =.= but of course also got similar things larh...

Today also nothing happen...So nothing post lorh...LOL k whatever...bye bye

Sign off,
Porky~ =D

0.o can promote can promote

2009-09-30T07:26:00.000-07:00

I suddenly got damn lot of confidence that i can promote...dunno why..LOL....

So,today should blog about life bah...Early in the morning in school still watching all those hokkein vids.Very nice to watch...alot of vulgar =D very funny.

Then ya fast-forward...blah blah blah ordinary...ARH!Today wednesday got extra lessons.but this time longer...So have to choing buy slurp cup noodle fast fast.So chinese we dismiss ourselves earlier =D...that is the nice way of saying it larh.Then lesson very long arh...around 3:30 then finsh.

Then acutally want go home le...outside school gate le jiu get message...LOL...About help people prank call de =.= LOL...I love prank calls.I got natural talent! =D So go there le..About what QQ's friend,WenLe arh?... kena harass =.= Ha..so lousy...no larh jk...then what i his kor kor,need prank call what watermelon =.= LOL...My Porky name sounds 10x better than his...Then dunnoe what talk here and there with them...they anything also can laugh about =.= ..a...power.Anyway them is QQ's friends...i dun really know de...

So ya,then "prank call" de shi hor...That boy like...gong gong de =.= Dunno must "OIEH!!" how many times then will reply..But he also sound very scared 0.o ...I very firece meh? ah...who cares...Then later waste my time..waste so much...Finally,he jiu say dun want harass le lorh =D...Actually i want scold him until i happy de =D but...he so fast hang up le =.= ...TA MA de...No manners...mother kena bang down by fly then you know arh..Learn le next time scold le then talk properly LOL...then,finsh le show moonwalk...blah blah blah..Go home...

Home le hou,suddenly...I see my baby brother Hot Wheel car moving by its own 0.o ...What's happening?...then,suddenly felt like the ground abit moving...The first thing i thought is that..."DINOSAUR outside!!! T-REX!!! AHHHHH!!!" lol...sadly dun have =.= ..Then realized earthquake bah..Network jiu suddenly call me up...report report report...captain must know everything meh?..Later more worse need meeting =.= LOL...busybody lorh.... then 10 pm cai come home =.= ...And my mistake...Earthquake is 7.6 quite high leh 0.o

Pork bless them...BARBIE!

Walao...Exam liao

2009-09-28T06:00:00.004-07:00

So yes...what yes? NO!! exam coming yes what thing? Now got alot alot of problems arh...

World conflict,study conflict,realationship conflict,responsibility conflict eh...baby conflict,money conflict,family conflict,self conflict...ok whatever..I think every conflict also been through before... =/ haiz life is so cursed.. I think i go punggol park eat grass larh,everyday bang wall very sian...ya must change singaporean very crative one...ah...

Captain...think le jiu sian..This world want me grow up faster is it?? Now so many problem to worry about.Study,is it very hard?? Ya..why not??...switch life and u try.The heart keep fly here fly there.Use Baygon insect spray so cannot work...hmmmm...i dunno what i can do now...STRESS!! Everything is stressful,at school at home...

The only time when things are not stressful is when...when i am alone...Walking alone still.If only that someone was still here....guess i am lonely forever...If why still live on?...You will see...IF you keep living on...Good things are bound to happen =)..heh heh heh...

I hate deals,trades,resquests and promises....

2009-09-22T06:02:00.000-07:00

...My life now is more and more serious...SA2 is coming...My dark side is getting closer me...Why did i take a deal of being a captain??...

What is this??...Destiny?...fate??...Nah,i believe in none of that..Then why are all this happening to me???...Decision is the answer. I had a had many childhood dreams...which were all destoryed by what i am now...But i suddenly recalled today...Of just this one dream,that haven't been destoryed...And i am actually on my way to this dream...

"I will become the the person with the most freedom in the world!"

Yeah...stupid.That was my only birthday wish until now...From around a age of 4 to my last birthday...I wished nothing but this.Today i actually found out when i saw this Stupid video <<<(that's the link if u didn't know..) Who is the person with the most freedom in thw world? A PIRATE !!!.

And that's the life i am having now...Deals,fighting and so on...I am actually quite a honourable person..I have never broken a promise...My parents kinda brought me up well...They didn't help in almost anything...So i have to learn everything the hard way..Ok,that's all..i dunno what to blog le...hmmm....

Drink up me Hearties

EQ deproved =.=

2009-09-20T05:51:00.000-07:00

AHHHH...today damn sia =.= Hear my EQ deprove like...
*LOL + WTF + a little bit of emo = heh heh heh...

So..today i go see doctor as i planned to...I think i still remember the place name Bird & Bird at Robinson Point there bah (look funny funny de,should be spell wrong =.=) Go there see that guy face again...Then he say do EQ test bah. 100 questions de worx..I do like half-an hour gone le...Finsh le wait for result.

LOL..a bit nervous =.= .Then come he caculate here and there..Then nodding his head,"hmmm..." I thought what good news until he said,"Your emotional quotient
is slightly abit lower than last time..." ......................................... ................................................ heh heh heh....So result is that my EQ is 71 that's sounds so low =.= Last time 85 leh... 85-71 = 14 ...LOL slightly arh?!?! 14 very big leh.....ok..quite big.But it is still BIG. =.=

Hmmm...what happen to me lately 0.o ...No idea,EQ can affect IQ sometimes he says that may be reason why u feel that u are acting strangely.. Yeah..yeah...I don't make sense these few days =.= Maybe think too much until go crazy le bah =.= Oh well,than better stop thinking...

Found it =.=

2009-09-18T05:38:00.000-07:00

FORGET THE LAST POST...

I FOUND IT!!

ATTENTION EVERYONE!!!

2009-09-17T07:26:00.000-07:00

To: Pork Brothers and Sisters.
Subject:The missing Phone

Dear Porksters,
We regret to inform you that our CEO of Porky Enterprise & P.B.A. (Porky's Buddhist Association) has lost his phone.So if you have an emmergency or nothing to do want to prank call or anything...Please call 1900 112 81012689 or 999,also u can visit the nearest Porky Enterprise for help.We will be VERY VERY HAPPY to be of "Assistance".Optionally,you can spam* my msn at xmapl3st0ryx@hotmail.com (Why e-mail address so funny?,Cause i like mah =D)..

*Notice : If you are to message me on MSN please Nudge Porky at least 3 times and pray to Porky chirst for assistance...BARBIE

Don't laugh!...I can see u laughing from here..Then your kena bang down by fly than you know!!...We suspect stealing case...hmmm...not we..BUT ME! =D.Indirectly we also...cause Porky's words count =D .Anyway...Stealing is a serious offence,200 dermit point + 7 weeks CWO + 20 Major Letters + Suspension During O-level examinations for a Month..Screwing up Porky's phone is another serious offence,With a FINE of SGD$1,000,000,000.01 including GST OR Jail up to 79 years including interest OR BOTH !!!

On the other hand,if you ever find Porky's phone please call 999 and get urself arrested for stealing =D OR Send back the phone by E-mail at xmapl3st0ryx@hotmail.com OR Walk as close to Porky as possible and send the phone back via Bluetooth...For returning the phone,A Reward of 20 CENTS OR A sweet KISS from Porky Goh personally will be awarded.

Please Spread Message like a busybody asshole...Thank you for your kind attention.

Sign off,
Captain Porky Goh

Blogskin...No nice de

2009-09-15T06:12:00.000-07:00

yes...blogskin no nice de.....zen mo ban...

haiz...Sian like hell.

anyhow post...post about.Apperication...thses days,people take everything for granted..When u lose it...then u actually realized that...these people mean that much in your life....you will start to miss fighting with them,or even miss them nagging...

We often take things and people and situations for granted.
We take our loved ones for granted...
Friendship are taken for granted...
Relationships are taken for granted...
Peace is taken for granted...
Justice is taken for granted...
Equality is taken for granted...
Kindness is taken for granted...

When any of these are taken for granted,problems and unhappiness arises...So next time,stop and think,how muchthe people around us mean to you.Value,appreciate and teasure them before you love them.

A little appreciation,not onlymakes the people around you happy...But...also strengthens the bond bewteen each other...and goes a long way... =)

Downtown East got....

2009-09-11T07:54:00.000-07:00

Today,1am at downtown east le =.= ...Inside,a lot of sounds...got the Mc-donald 24 hours...so go there eat first =D .Slack alot =P ..Then,go explore and investigate abit..Really got alot of sounds =.= .They push me walk infront,but miriaclely i never scream...Then,actaully nothing also ...Nvm lorh.

So we sleep at the chalet,morning go wild wild wet play =D...LOL.Go there i only got plan play nia =P..So me and the other 4 friends play around lorh...The big big slide,ulah-lah i think =.= ...We slide down half-way play nipple deathmatch LOL.The whole thing almost flip over =.= ...Then the picture come out on the public screen,we squeezing each others nipples =.= But only the girls dun have...Then go shoik river and the tsunami alot of times...slack slack slack..Float around.Then i go do project le...

But..they cancel project...so we go Jc house play LOL..play maple and street fighter IV.. Half-way QQ call me =.= .Hotel 626 =.= WTH...say say say 10mins+. T.T wah...my money.....then eat at north point jiu go home le. =D

0.o my first short post =D for this month

Eh?? TODAY GOT SCHOOOLLLLL??!@#!@%#!@

2009-09-08T20:18:00.000-07:00

alamak larh...ah leh-india-bangla-fucking-school ....Ah-neh-chi-chak-pork-goody-goody-gah! NBCCBKNN~~~ nobody tell me got school today!!! 9 to 10. WTF!!! Then jasper tell me then i know! FUK U!! FOOK ALL of U!!! LOL i at home playing games =.= LOL..What the FOOK!!! =.= =.= -.- -.- -_-" -_-" =0 =0 ...

Stupid larh...No one tell me...I feel so hurted....Sob..I think.....i think i gonna EMO NOW!!.I feel like doing the push-up slap 1000x ...Ok i do now......... ................ ............. ................ ............ ............ ....... . . ................... .. .. . . .................... . . . .. ............................ . . .. .... .......... ..... ............ ....... .......... .....
Ok...although it is only 17 times...but enough.Enough emo-ing for today...

Yesterday,i just spoil my CPU.See this guy...I was drinking Horlick while surfing through youtube..Then i spit...no no..SPRAY on my horlick on all the computer stuffs =.=....AH NE fooking boy...See for urself.This Guy below....I try le..I cannot post on blog. but got link Click here

River flows in you...nice...

2009-09-05T07:13:00.000-07:00

Today,at home 24-hours...got facebook,play cabal,play audition go through blogs..

Then at shangge's blog...something made me stop..Suddenly,tears starts collecting..My memories flash back on me......Beautiful song. River flows in you...inspiring.

It makes me think of you...The last letter you sent..you will be watching over me.Is that true??..i really dunno what if did you.You left me a scar,and fell asleep forever...You tell me to live on,but you didn't tell me how...Soon i knew the answer,but i can never forget you. =(

I can never back this love again...
The only place i could see you was in my dreams...
That i wish that i never wake up from...
You left me alone...
Now i am really alone...
Please...
come back to me...
I need you and...
I miss you and...
I want you and...
I love you cause...
I wanna hold you...
I wanna kiss you...
You were my everything...
And i really miss you...

I Avenged for you.
Look for you.
And we finally met.
But why didn't you come with me?.
I can't help to wonder.
Why...
Yet you asked me to forget to you...You killed me.You killed my heart.I hate you...I hate you...

Why should i even exist...

2009-09-04T05:41:00.000-07:00

YAY!!!! I FOUND YO YO STRINGS!!! WEEE~~~~~ WOO~~~HOOO WAHAHA~~~~!!!...So keep play yo yo lorh..Play until cut my finger on both hands =.= ..ouch,but still can play just put plasterthen keep on playing lorh.Now can loop-the-loop le...Highest record currently is 36 times.That's like super level 10 trick...ok larh...but with alot of difficulties.

So...Why am i even here??...hmmmm..just look at me...like a baby...until now.Siao siao one...Born to be crazy.haiz...Almost nobody in this world can think like me.I am...UnIqUe!! =.= yeah...in a stupid way.So everytime i got trouble with a question like,"Is the world fair" or any else.I would go searching for an answer..But how start?? A piece of advise....JUST START! anywhere anytime anything.Cause these questions can't be answered..It's about you.How you see things as...All theories are the same.Same story,different version...At sometimes would not be able to find the answer...

So?...Just give up??.you dun even know where to go...where to start from.Like i said,you don't have to know how you are going to do it...Just take the first step,that's all you need...soon u find another one or two..Well,what is the first step???..Hmmm...there is this theory i remember for life.."To find something you can't find,you have to get lost.Otherwise anyone could find it.....So what is lost??..That's for u to find out.Just read the passage again...Where to go?...where to start from?..first step..blah blah blah...

Confusing and stupid right??...Haiz..Cause I am stupid!!...So i basically have stupid methods to do things...But it works!!So cares?? =D I found that answer..Someone told me,"The world need you backup fierce Porky!!"..Hmmm...my name Porky has really spread around the world.Now around 50% of the people around me called me porky =.= ...The world really need people like me...Stupid!! CRAZY!!! FUCKING!!!MSN!!!!! fuck it!!!upside down!!!!!INSIDE OUT!!!!...=.= .keep message me...=.= ...yeah i am crazy retarded and whatever u think i am..

WORST OF ALL!!!!THEY MADE ME CAPTAIN!!!!!! =0 .Man this is nuts...What am I?? A 14-years-old-faggot-pork...0.o so young.Now i am like everyone look at me like this>> =.= and this>>> -.-" and not mentioning this>> _l_ (>.<) _l_ ...Like LOL,Captain Porky Goh..oh god this is crazy.. .________________________. I how am i going to settle this....

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2009-09-02T07:27:00.000-07:00

Feel so stupid to exist here..no matter how...also won't understand.........................................
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Happy Teacher Day 2009

2009-08-31T04:37:00.000-07:00

Today...No wushu nothing but DAMN tired..Not that emo now...

Today,i like 7:40 reach school...Then suddenly got a feeling,something isn't right..Then realized that 8:30 then report school..Sian lorh...So walk here walk there walk everywhere then go school.

School today do what?hmmmm...what's that called..Arae-o-bo-ics?aerobatings?..Air con-bad-tits??..I dunno and i dun care =D So,very crazy lorh..Got what karate thing U chop Me i chop you..then line dancing LOL .Front-back-squat-clap hands...So wo jiu step the person's shoe on the front,at the back one also squat clap hands..I step basically everyone around =D.Then everyone all gang me =.= guan liang,alvin,kevin and some others cause i too busy to see..All come step me and chop me.so i like 5v1 i alone =.=...I haven't lift up my foot all step le =.= So use jump de lorh...And like 30 mins non-stop..U step me i step u...More tired then wushu =.=

Then,i watch movie lorh after school nothing do...Jun Han treated me free ticket =D So i go lorh along with kevin...watch what The Proposal i think..Laugh until siao LOL..Then jiu go compass point find yoyo strings =.= ..I broke 8 strings le leh =.= ..No more spare le...Then circle around whole compass point.I CANNOT BELIEVE MY EYES....NO YOYO STRINGSSSS!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! WTF!!!!!!!!!!...k lorh. Go home lorh...

Didn't we just win?

2009-08-27T05:08:00.000-07:00

After the mind game...Mentally tired out...today jiu shi keep play yo-yo lorh.Can't stop thinking about my things...what to do??...ZEN MO BAN??

Hmmm...So what kind of life do i live?? thinking for like...damn long le.Hero?..hahaha....no =.= ,like...a pirate.Heh heh heh..ya quite alike..I always like pirate..like they are the most person free of the most freedom."~~Do what u want cause a pirate is FREE!!~~U ARE A PIRATE!! =D"..yeah...that's very piratey.

Pirate...Does it sound so bad??Sounds like fun actually..Traveling around the world,stealing things =D like i get lastest things for free..Hunting teasures.Really isn't so bad..Not every badie is a bad person =D But still there will be police or marines after u.Adds on to the fun actually..Nobody knows if u are doing the wrong or good thing...But there will always be this feeling..That u know you did it right...

Life is really a long road to walk..Maybe the world isn't fair to me,but that won't stop me from doing what i want...Peace too much to ask??..ya the world says it is too much.But I will still chase for it anyway...I once had a little tree down my void deck..Well,life is just like the 4 seasons i think..let's say

There was a man who had four sons,he wanted them to learn about life..He them each on a quest to look at a errmm..ok,a pear tree that was far far away larh.The first son went in winter,the second at spring,the third at summer,and the last son in the fall.They all gone to look at the pear tree and went back and describe together what they had seen..The first son said it was ugly,bent and twisted.The second son said no it was covered in green budsand full of promise.Then the third son disagreed and said it was laden with blossoms that smelled so sweet and looked so beautiful,err...it was the most gracefulthing he had ever seen.The last son said it was ripeand with dropping fruit,full of life and fulfilments...

The man said they were all right as each seen only one season in the tree's life.He told them that you cannot judge a tree, or a person,by only one season,and that the essence of who they are and the pleasure,joy,and love that come from that life can only be measured at the end,when all the seasons are up. So what i am trying to say is dun measure how life is until ur life really ends,so dun ask about life at all...If you give up when it's winter,you will miss the promise of your spring,the beauty of your summer,fulfilment of your fall.

Don't let the pain of one season destroy the joy of the rest.Don't judge life by one difficult season.Persevere through the difficult patches and better times are sure to come some time.And thats how i came to now...So I won't give up,even if any idiot said it was impossible..Impossible?Then why i am standing here???huh?...I will always be looking forward to the spring..I will fight on..Like this blogskin,It is not about how long it is...It is the place that u wanna go.Like a car in the night...The headlight only allows you to see the next 100m..So if i carry on.I keep unfolding the next 100m to the destination...

No surprise...

2009-08-25T07:17:00.000-07:00

I got to go now....So song post lorh...Since quite alike to the thing a going to do...

I've practiced this for hours, gone round and round
And now I think that I've got it all down
And as I say it louder, I love how it sounds
Cause I'm not taking the easy way out
Not wrappin' this in ribbons
Shouldn't have to give a reason why

Chorus
It's no surprise I won't be here tomorrow
I can't believe that I stayed till today
Yeah you and I will be a tough act to follow
But I know in time we'll find this was no surprise

It came out like a river once I let it out
When I thought that I wouldn't know how
Held onto it forever, just pushing it down
Felt so good to let go of it now
Not wrapping this in ribbons
Shouldn't have to give a reason why

Chorus
It's no surprise I won't be here tomorrow
I can't believe that I stayed till today
There's nothing here in this heart left to borrow
There's nothing here in this soul left to say

Don't be surprised when we hate this tomorrow
God knows we tried to find an easier way
Yeah you and I will be a tough act to follow
But I know in time we'll find this was no surprise

Our favorite place we used to go
The warm embrace that no one knows
The loving look that's left your eyes
That's why this comes as no,
As no surprise

If I could see the future and how this plays out
I bet it's better than where we are now
But after going through this
It's easier to see the reason why

Chorus
It's no surprise I won't be here tomorrow
I can't believe that I stayed till today
(stayed till today)
Yeah you and I will be a tough act to follow
But I know in time we'll find this was no surprise

Our favorite place we used to go
The warm embrace that no one knows
The loving look that's left your eyes
But I know in time we'll find this was no surprise

Is the world fair??...

2009-08-24T05:06:00.000-07:00

YA...I very emo these few days...SO??U people just take it as porky emo very funny =.= ...FUCK ALL OF YOU LARH!!! Dunno anything jiu blah blah blah... =.= nvm...used to it le.. Porky shi laugh alot,but porky also have dark side de...

I have been thinking about this for a very long time...I just have a question to ask...Is the world really fair??...My point of view is that THE WORLD WAS NEVER FAIR...There a saying for people like me,"The world used to be a bigger place..." Well,acutally i thought that the world is just the same...just...less in it.As generation pass the world gets lesser and lesser..

Take techonology as example...Last time kampong spirit was so great...I only came to realized after visiting thses countries which still keep this tradition..but now in our country...NO MORE...HDB,condo come in.People gets more cold towards 1 another...People come into the lift to see their neighbours just a mere HI..that's all.The world has change...

Think you can outrun the world?Every 109 years the world will be different..I used to think that way..But as i grow up...no longer...This childhood dream is destroyed.The world is very cruel..It is totally unfair..You dun have the power to make your own choice these days.It is just...Follow or DIE..living in this world has become a nightmare...

Maybe fair to you...But what about me?!?So i am excluded from this group??!!!So that fair isn't it??Then why must i treat everyone fairly when i am treated so differently!!!Not fair..No more...

...Haiz...even i can feel myself turning for a change...getting eally more and more evil.What to do??...WHAT I JUST WANT IS PEACE!!!...Is it to much to ask for??? =(

War bewteen =.= complicated...

2009-08-22T00:06:00.000-07:00

I deleted the last post cause...It looks very stupid =.= ,like i type it in a rush cause i going out...So rewrite other things bah...

You people all think that i DON"T CARE about my studies...But no..I do care...but i have more important things then studies.Studies is just the basics,but study is study...what is the use of study if you dunno the moral of being a Human??Moral isn't taught in your maths textbook or whatever book..CME also not alot about real moral u can learn.but u do learn abit of course..Experiencing it at learning from it is real learning...I always say,"In school,U are you taught a Lesson before given a Test.In life,U are given a Test that teaches a Lesson.." Some people say dunno what you saying.. =.=. WTF..no experience before is it? =.= So bless arh your life? =.= ...Must be praying to pork 10 times a day.

So if i were to just study and ignore my past and present..That's basicsally to me.NOT BEING A HUMAN...That's why i choose not to study...that much.Currently...I am very lost...To do this or that =.= .What is justice to you isn't justice to us,you just think that every single 1 of them are evil...NO...you are wrong.Some of them are not even involve in it,some even want to help..But how did you treat them? "kill them...Kill them all..." ...I ain't gonna listen anymore 1 day,WE are tired of getting ordered by your so called sense of justice and equal.

Some more it isn't just them,you can't just suspect anyone and without really any prove,you made your statement...I dun care if i didn't do my job right...Doesn't saving lives even count??..Now,the earth having war with itself...We are having war with ourselves...And we are having war with other relams..WTF...Ya..easy for you to say,when you are just the one talking and we are the ones doing it...I always have to say sorry to them..They just die...without knowing a thing.Almost everyone of us know how it feels.We dun even have our own rights to make your own choice...This is too much..Everyone is reaching their limits...

It is only time,before we act...

i am fine now =.=

2009-08-16T06:36:00.001-07:00

alamak!!! I post le leh =.= ...I write like...SO LONG~!!! THE STUPID BLOGGER!!!! DUN HAVE!!!! I FUCK YOU LARH!!!! T_T ....again....sob...so sad me...nvm i write again....So,now i fine le..I dun remember i even post the last post so i deleted it =.= ...Must be kena forced to crazy.Ok,today,my network friends know i going siao so ask me out help me...so i fine now =D...thanks!..but no thanks..

So,right after i clam down le they bring me to Swensens go eat...I first time go,really not used to it sia =.= ..Like must have one waiter escort you to your seats...WHAT DO YOU THINK WE ARE???? 3 years-old!!!.. I won't get lost in your retarded restarant!!! (although i will) =.= ...To me like really..diaozzz.....=.= Then the waiter give me the stupid book,i read like..."ahhhhhh..." They put stuffs like blah blah blah parardise...blah blah blah summit...blah blah blah whatever!!!..Why can't just put chicken rice? =.= I like having alot of trouble =.=

Waiter,"What would you like to have sir?"
"ehhh....errrr....ummmmm....what's this?"
Waiter,"Ohh...This is asgduoagdio adgasuiodg asdad gi very nice you want try?"
" "
Waiter,"errr...sir?"
"Just give me a glass of water..."
*My friend gave that look"
"First..."

Ya..that's like what happen..I was like thinking,"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!!!"...So my friend help me order...So i get some...ice cream thing...So i say i want 2.."You sure?"...ya..."Very very sure?"...YA LARH!!!...I was like,"HOW BIG CAN IT BIG?"...then come le.........................................omg...ZHE MO BAN? =.= ..I finshed the first one jiu like full le =.= ...Then second 1...Kena forced down my throat...stupid pork =.=..

Eat finsh le...We walk walk talk about the genie thing in beijing..They got the stuffs like....wow..But only 1 person want de stuffs like...=.= ... clothes....just clothes and more clothes =.= somemore wearing now...My stuffs like...T_T ..Why?..i realized.FAKE DE!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...sob...so sad for me T_T...So my friend like pity me ask me 1 more thing i want...Suddenly the word came put of my mouth...YOYO string!!!...they like =.=" x10 like gonna faint like that...look at me like telling me,"YOU ARE HOPELESS!!!"...I also dunno why i want..So i actually get 5..I like YAY!!!!!WEE!!!...

U see...Last time i watch the super yoyo show that time i want play...but never,last time really...poor...poor until like...no money at all,everytime borrow never return..So people misunderstand me,quite sad...i keep raise money until i could afford 1 lousy yoyo,i play until i could do around 5+ loop the loop...then the yoyo 1 time fly out crash then break into many pieces,so sad that time..poor people really like,i small little toy also get very sad over it...like i really now how those people feel...but it is the past..So,now show again i suddenly want play again.So my friend gave me this professional yoyo very hard to use de...He actually play play like mad,basic 1 to hyper level 10 all can do...From 7 or sumthing start playing le..wahhh...hardwork really pay off..

Ya,so the yoyo i try play...I CAN'T EVEN DO 1 LOOP!!! AHHHH!!! So i keep throw throw throw.Then break both my 2 free strings T_T ...and ya..just pure throw and throw no other tricks...I get the 5 string like think of my past...I was really very strong inside...see me now...skinny skinny de...also nothing much eat..Last time for many time just plain rice...Now,ok larh got other veg...No one help me or understand me..Cruel world..really...ok ok forget about that..i dun wan make myself emo..So my friend tell me do basic level 1,long sleeper...I can't even throw out straight =.=...AHHHH!!!!must be all those training!! AHHH!!! also many people laugh at me T_T ...

But,i won't give up...If you know the super yoyo song lyrics
SOMEDAY LET"S GO TOGETHER,I NO CAN'T HELP MYSELF
No matter if my bones break it doesn't matter (That's what i always think =D)
SOMEDAY LET"S GO TOGETHER,YES TO THE SPECIAL PLACE
Realase the deep feeling in my heart (0.o)
SOMEDAY LET"S GO TOGETHER,OUT OF YOUR MIND THEY SAID
No matter how people laugh at me i wouldn't care
BUT I JUST GONNA TELL YOU,I DON"T GIVE A FUCK! ( XD change lyrics abit)
One day i will become what i wanna be!!!

0.o long post,but i love it...meaningful to me.I won't care how people will laugh at me.It doesn't matter if i break my bones...I am just doing what i like to do..I will show you i become legendary!!!

Ok...i know "The Great Secret" le =D

2009-08-15T01:11:00.000-07:00

ok...so yesterday.Yawnzzz!!!!....i 2+ then sleep =.= ...I watch the full-version of the stupid DVD.Like inspried,and touched...Ok,now to turn my life around with it.

1 of the steps is..Be grateful...appericiate the things u have and the people around you...Grattiude for the things you have bring you more of those things to be happy about..Well,u dunno until you watch the full version so i will just do my thing =P ...

I am grateful for living on this world.After so much things i have been through...
I am grateful of watching this video.Knowing the secret is everything i need.Now i can have,do or be anything i want..
I am grateful for the friends i have.They may be the only thing that makes me want to live in this world longer...
I am grateful to be alive.Just happy over it...
I am grateful of the family i have.Although they dun really care.
I am grateful...Everything i have...

Not many...but still ok...dunno what else le.And i know a few of you people always keep saying.I cannot advanced to sec 4 express arh??ARHH?? I show you...I gonna throw the report book at you and say,"HA!".Think you so smart right?So you think pork brainless right?This will be the first thing i desire for today.Advancing To Sec 4 Express...

1 down...5 more to go...

2009-08-14T06:32:00.000-07:00

Ok...job done =.= ...So,many things happens many many bad things and a few good things...So?...did you guys miss me? oh...look...there's one and a another,now those called porky's followers!WAHAHA!!!

So,1st day
I reach there...Then those china custom took my Departure Card while checking passport.Ask counter people..."None of my bussiness.." ..I inside like,"Ni bu yao run hor,i show you my muscle!"..In the end,ya...made a mess in their custom =D ...You people arh.Dun think u Kang Jian i scared u arh..I invicible Porky!

Then,go hotel..I go de hotel is no bussiness de,like what blah blah blah haunted...Aiya...fake one larh.Then i 10 mins inside my room..I like "AHHH!!!" ..run over there,"AHHH!!"....meet my friend,i scream right front of her face...lol then she scream at mine...my ear like,"eeeeee...." ya then we made things until ok le..phew =.= ....I swear hotel corridors,No. 1 scary movie...

So i like live inside that hotel,like feel very unsafe..So we all 5 people sleep in 1 big room =D...Fun,then jiu tomorrow go settle things...Settle for non-stop 2 days,feel very bad...Like..."I got my hands dirty!"...but actually i really feel nothing at all...heartless le me....sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry...so sorry...omg...dun come find me! AHHHHH!!!...i killed alot of ants i know.

Everything done,jiu like got genie like that,"What can i help you in,your wish is my command.." Like oh oh oh!!!...I want i-phone,i-pod shuffle and "The Secret" DVD that costs $2290 in singapore..Then like give us 1 day...like ok...so we go Forbidden city,like dunno why they say want play.So damn lot of people.Damn hot somemore..."Ice-cream yi yuan" i want buy de...but..."SHE WON"T LET ME!!!"what poison...fuck you larh the weather like 30+ degree everyone buying T_T .... I WANT!!!!..sob...

Then shopping spree,they pull me along..Like what do i want?? =.= ...Then want what beijing 2008 de 5 soft toys =.= ...180 yuan 0.o Ex. Then bargain until 30 yuan =.= ..WTF...China people are scammers!!!scam people!!! LOL ...you know beijing on the street no chiou bu de? But..those shopkeeper young young chiou chiou alot 0.o o.0 0.o o.0 0.o ...NICE..Shop was that fun actually. =D Then go back hotel,my three stuffs all get...Like YAY!!! +WTF +THANKS MR!!! ..

Then go back singapore..sleep for another 6 hours+ jiu 8 days gone le...0.o Later got time then post picture...Picture also not nice 1...Those stupid buildings nia...so nvm bah..Good night.

1 out of 6 ...The begining..

2009-08-06T01:33:00.000-07:00

Oh my god!!...My network really found it le =.= ...this is just 1 out of 6...sob...I need do this how long =.=...I wish i faint for 2 week plus then nothing do with me.sad..dream jiu you...AHHH!!!!....Sian,so i next saturday then come back bah..Around there,estimate nia.Finsh early jiu come back lorh...Cannot finshing jiu stay there FOREVER T_T.... ZEN MO BAN!?!?!!!...*.*

Sad for u ppl,u guys are gonna miss me,won't you??...So i have decided,I spam~~~ everybody blog i before go...HAHAHAHA!!!MUHAHAHA!!!!...hmmmm..without me jiu peace and quiet bah.Like that you ppl confirm bored to death...So...Let me share with u the ways of making people laugh or being a idiot or joker or whatever you wanna call it...

First,in order to crack a joke you have to see where you are...Like if there isn't anyone around...What's the point?? =.= .It is best u crack a joke in the center or middle of the crowd or group..This is the place where everyone can hear u better.Also,must know what time to crack a joke..People very angry or piss u go crack a stupid joke later kena smack in the face =.=...You dun say when everyone is talking,can't hear you.So either you wait or just SHOUT IT OUT!!! Ya really,you shout that time most people will stop talking and give attention to you..How i know??I did many many times le... =D

Second,your voice tone...Quite important also,in some voice tone the joke doesn't sound funny...So depend on what joke lorh,through experinence you will know de =D ...The speed of how fast you talk also must take note abit...Talk too fast,people cannot understand..You repeat again it becomes a little less funnier.Also,the joke mustn't be too long as in the number of words,too long people will start to rebel or =.= ...0.o i actually know quite alot...

Finally,you must be funny yourself...Appearance got matter abit,Like you look like nasty big coffee shop uncle,dig nose,spit,smoke...How funny you think he is?? (although i will be pointing and laughing)...Size also no big deal...But habits matters also..People say i move in a funny way..I dunno..but it bring up your level of funny...Then,lastly and most important of all...Creative.."Singaporeans are very creative".See how many funny things you can think of...dun be afraid if it is funny or not..Just shoot it out,it totally depends on which kind of people will laugh at it..If really no one laugh,you might feel like an idiot....That's alright,Just listen to me...Everybody makes mistakes..Even Pork!..

Ya,that about all so we will end our bible teachings here..Amen.Hmmm...Why do people say amen? maybe amen is something like pork...Ok,so everyone just says BARBIE!!! ok...that's all to blog about see u after 2 weeks..Well if you ever miss me,just jump off a building.And shout,"I LOVE SINGAPORE!!!!! SINGAPORE LOVES ME !!!!" Then very soon you will hear a loud bang,that also means that god has answer your call...K,that's all folks..

BARBIE!!!
(For more bible studies about Pork,please call 1900 112 8888 or head over to the nearest Porky Enterprise.May Pork be with you!)
BARBIE!!! =D

My past..My dark side...

2009-08-03T07:45:00.000-07:00

Today...very emo.Just recently emo nia....Haiz,need to get stronger..Really,the secret my dad won't tell me at all...Not that i don't work hard for it...It's just that i no time..Really... =(

I feel inspired by my own story...How am i alive today?How much have i learnt?How much i start to really understand...Some things...it is better you don't understand...I know what it means...But i have to,run away from life? Think you can outrun the world?...The world used to be a bigger place...No...No..No...wrong.The world is the same...Just less in it.I survive blood contract...Nightmare(not just any)...getting atacked or gang...I didn't kill myself...Slowly,clearing up the mess one step at a time...But the world is really too fast...I think i must triple my speed. =.=

Ya...know.4 thursday..I gone for 1 week+ depends bah..Actually,go batam is crap de...Just an excuse from skipping school.But who knows they call my house,then my father know...AHHHHH!!!...He let me go anyway,since he know me inside out..A journey that won't come back,maybe won't... =.= ...everytime big journey is no good stuffs.I need go six times around the world leh T_T ...WAHHHH!!! O-level how? Can go ITE jiu can le larh...the dark side of my life,can't never be fixed...sob...If i don't take that dark side of mine.Someone has to...And that's me...my life...I got a LOVE story...Trust story...Supernatural story...Pork story...Friendship Story...Revenge Story...alot...many many many place to settle.Feel like just die and rest in peace and put everything aside... But not fair also,what about the people that still living leh?...Haiz...

So many people walk around with a meaningless life. They seem half-asleep, even when they are busy doing things they think are important.This is because they are chasing the wrong things. The way you get meaning into your life is to devote yourself to loving others, devote yourself to your community around you, and devote yourself to creating something that gives you purpose and meaning.FOR ME,meaning and purpose is call STAY ALIVE...

What kept me alive?Friends...not friends but trust between friends...Sometimes,i doubt what people are saying.."It sounds unbelievable!"i think,But i learn how to trust people from there onwards.U see..Sometimes you cannot believe what you see, you have to believe what you feel. And if you are ever going to have other people trust you, you must feel that you can trust them, too-even when you’re in the dark .Even when you’re falling...

Come porky...Let PORK be with you.Who is pork?Myself...I am God of my own..I like this dumb phrase,but people are ignorant of the meaning,"Take what u can...Give nothing back..."

Happy Birthday Lao Han 15!!

2009-08-02T07:43:00.000-07:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LAO HAN !!!=D

Tomorrow i come school smack u 15x1000-150+15000+950+1 = As Many times as i want =D YAY !!! My hand very very itchy,Feel like smacking him right now =D Hmmmm...I should have a plan...Ok...First i kidnap him...Tie him up to a whip sex position and smack him 15 times in his butt...Or 150?..Maybe...15 THOUSAND TIMES!! =D That's more like it!!!..Then i slap his face till his cheek get as fat and red as a roasted pork...Sock his balls 15 times...Den jiu rest for 15 mins,or else will die...Then sing birthday song 15 times while slapping him any way i want for every word i sing...Hmmm...ya,happy enough...Then let him off lorh...=D

That's more like a birthday bash!!!...Oh ya,the Detol Qn. on the last post no 1 answer...oh...so sad...No car for u =P

Sleepy

2009-07-31T00:15:00.000-07:00

0.o ...overall fail le bah...Pass english 17/30----pure bio 20/40...2 nia...LOL.Normal jiu normal lorh =.= ...i anything one,should be more open...But no too open-minded or end up like me =D

Today...School normal normal boring boring de lorh....You all know larh,school always boring de...Keep repeat same thing,feel like i gonna go mad like...Today,walk 1 big big round home...Then jiu here le...Today blog eariler,cause tonight play DOTA with wushu people online...

Talk about what now??out of ideas....oh...Overall fail le...AHHHHHH!!!! GO BANG THE WALL LARH!!!! SOB...how can this happen to me?...lol...I got my hands dirty!!!(No i didn't)....Jump into yellow river also cannot wash away(chinese saying)...hmmmm...Why must be yellow river leh??I rather go wild wild wet jump or sumthing,jump also never no soap..Just use Detol larh...

Come i ask you...
1000 bangla go into a room.
Close the door and put Detol inside.
How many bangla will come out?

Guess correct and u can stand to win..."~~A New CAR!!!!!~~" ta~ta~~~ta~da~~~ta~ta~~~ta~da~~ On The Price Is Right!!! Ok that's all..i go sleep first...2 night almost never sleep at all.This two night sleep in a total of 3 hours nia...Later got Super Yoyo!!! Must watch =D!

Last Test le!!

2009-07-27T07:12:00.000-07:00

LOL...Die larh!!!Overall how pass!?!?!!!! Damn you dad! LOL...Math get back result 15/40 F9 high score =D LOL...Knew it,slept for 10 mins then do =.= how to pass? Also not i want sleep de..Suddenly do until dose off =.= so boring..

Today,I thought POA then i go study like hell cause i really dunno a thing!! LOL,Sleep for two hours go school..See everyone studying biology..Oh shit!Dun tell me...NOOO!!!!NO! NO! NO! AHHH!!! I never wanna study again larh..Then wo jiu choing read and remember as much as possible...Walao,bio alot of things to remember.Porky never says DIE,although i do but say say only mah =D LOL ...Around 1hr until end of USSR time,den finsh read the chapter...Wa..My eyes like failing me.Then i go sleep lorh..Dun care got teacher anot larh just sleep..Then recess time le..

Guan liang and Jun han come find me at the back of the classroom...
GL:"Wah today never talk at all.Miricle arh!!!"
JH:"Ya larh...You ok anot?Sick arh?!"
Hmmmm...i dun make sound not normal meh =.= ...I very siao meh?...Guess so...So tell them i just sleepy lorh.After recess,then i noisy again =D Can't sit on my chair,jump here jump there..Teacher give worksheet or notes just fold into my private jet LOL.. P.S. Very bad...but look on the bright side,it's fun =D..Then teacher tell me stand =/,but still jump here jump there...So teacher also no idea how control me le LOL.I cannot defeat the immortal Porky!!!I am god of my own!!!MUHAHAHAHA!!!

Soon jiu exam...I ready to get best shot...Then suddenly,that was easy =D!!! Sure sure sure sure pass le! YAY =D Tomorrow also need to passy,Go porky!!!CHOING ARH!!!!choing later bah...I want facebook first.LOL...

And to everyone...K larh...i study bah...Dun care class at all can get almost pass...then study jiu pass le mah! =.= Too late? LOL ...It's never too late(for porky only)Cause i am god!!!KING OF PORK!!!RAWR!!!

Yan shu's 14th birthday bash =D

2009-07-24T06:03:00.000-07:00

Today Yan shu birthday and also celebrate jiawen's de =D ...Play until siao LOL very tired.YAWNZZZ..Blogger cannot upload photo..DAMN IT!!

So,today exam...hmmmm...All got hope to pass around 50% =.= ..Aiyo die larh!!Overall how pass?Why can't be something more physical??I very bad in mental stuffs..Sianz...Aiyo last two subject le must work hard!!!Porky JIA YOU!!

Today,got Napha test also..Sit and reach 54cm !!YAY high score!! Then incline pull up 32! also very good..I now can really feel i getting stronger le,last time do 20 starting to strain..But now 32 also no strain 0.o ..Training really paid off.Actually can do more de,i thought max 30 then i stop lorh =.= ...Never mind.Got two A le,2.4 run also A...confirm get GOLD de..No Sweat no kick LOL

Then after school,go celebration wall.Meet up so i anyhow pack the present i giving to Yan shu.Some useless paper all stuff inside.DONE! =D ...then dunno play what number game.=.= Fail le jiu all hit me de..not fun =.=...Go buy mac go void deck eat..There also chaotic,Yan shu kena cream all over...laugh here laugh there so fun...Then jiu play playground really sweating,too fun le =D climb here climb there fight here fight there.

Then go another playground alot of spinning stuffs de..I there,"BIG MONEY!! BIG MONEY!!! BIG MONEY!!" No one survive the invicible pork spin =D,Then i also stuff basketball into my shirt.WOW!! So super big!!! Like beyond I cup or sumthing LOL...

Next,Jiu go buy bubble tea,then everyone head home...I escort Qing Qing and amelia liao jiu go play ball nasty..Then i win nasty 3-0 YAY!!! Finally got win once..Eat egg nasty!! =P LOL...Jiu go home at facebook,WAH photo alot..I see my mad pork photo laughing at myself LOL,Very very fun...we should have some gathering like that more often. =D

2009-07-22T06:04:00.000-07:00

HELLO !!! As many many many of you know...CA3 is here =D...See what kind of "high score" i can get again XD ...Who cares about exam?i dun care you dun care nobody cares!!!Just retain until you wanna study,right?

So..CA3 here.I don't feel stress at all.Which is a good thing,and a bad thing...Of course porky also want pass exam..But what to do?Don't know anything...Don't know jiu Don't sutdy lorh =D..Can't see dun see lorh =D ...Simple.First thing is about APRIL!!!That April Ng dunno how control class no reason jiu shout.People say walao only then you there fuck fuck fuck...I have 2 words for you..BITE ME...MUHAHAHA..For what?..dunno =.= ...She just dun deserve my respect.Your work everytime come become my private jet,fly here fly there..Fun right? Dun you wish you can fly?Haiz..Porky...U do dumb things,you dare to do anything.Climb the window just to touch the ceiling,jump over the wall,run like mad pork...Just do stupid thing nia.When serious?Never!!

Secondly,Lazy...Yawnzzz..Textbook like picture book like that flip flip flip ok done studying.My parents also dun mind =,= LOL ...Sometimes also dun have time,i really have big big big big things to do...Sometimes say go batam weekend,..i do go..but sometimes i dun go there..ZHE MO BAN???Fail bah...Everyone tell me study study sutdy,I REFUSE!! MUHAHAHA!!!What can do?!I just pass exams through sec 2 knowledge..Sec 2 not so bad.But personal life get serious..Cannot concentrate...Then like this lorh..Now.Today social studies exam do what?..Put there,"I LOVE SINGAPORE !!! I LOVE THE MERLION"..Then question ask about people i think so jiu put,"Singaporean are very creative.." ...1st draft nia =D later know how write jiu try lorh..

Sometimes i just wanna run away from my life,things are hard since young...Then even more bad news today is my dad said..You will never be able to answer my question...Too stupid to think he says =.= ...So,he gave me another task,"Pass your CA3 overall,then i will tell you that sercet.." NOOO!!!! NOOO!!! OMG !!!! HOW TO PASS? Overall..WOW suddenly seem so hard to me...Oh damn why didn't study =.= ...NO!!! Of course i beg him to give another task other than that..Then he say,"You beg? *haha* I was just kidding...But since you beg,then this might be a meaningful challenge!" Sob...sad...Guess i must pass my exam,but for a important secret i should know why must give challenge like this?...

Why can't my EQ higher?RAWR!!!Zhe mo ban???I want want want want want WANT TO KNOW!!! NOW!!! FUCK YOU DAD !!!fuck you upside down and inside out!!! RAWR!!!...haiz..K bah..study...how to start?? Read textbook? Math tomorrow...hmmm.....Chemistry also..Formula alot alot haven't remember... Maybe pork can really do anything.Ok lorh..Pass for you to see...Prove to you ALL pork can do anything..I Go Up Sec4 express arh!!=D alright porky...
Let's Do It..

14 min and 50+ sec... Part 2

2009-07-17T07:44:00.008-07:00

This is part 2 blah blah blah...Haven't see part 1 go down see...I Sunday saturday not in SG so blog longer...Since very happy also =D

So..later i go get a drink le...
My father ask me,"Did you run home?"
"yes"
"Heng Hao (very good)"

LOL..i also use this phrase de...Then i decided dun wan bath larh,go in room sit,stare at the exam dates.I decided,Maybe NA not so bad bah..Easier for me also,so i decided to retain since can no longer pull up the exam marks le...F9 got 3..Fun right? 7 fail 1 pass...Dun walk my path unless your name is Goh Pork Hong...Cause he confirm will find a way out...

Then,later my dad come in...Then he ask me,
"What have you learn from running home?"
"Nothing"
"Other than nothing..." he ask again
"Pigs can fly"
"Heng Hao"
Then he tell his ancient story,FIRST TIME...He will ever say a story to me =.= ...Well,there is always the first time.He also,everyday his father like him..Tell his son to rush back home...In the kampong days..He "let" him alone in the dark alone,face problem and solve it on his own...Like my life =D Like father like son.

Then suddenly he sound like the hiary porker movie..."I am like you,I know better than you know yourself...I know you can see things,i know you are afraid of the dark,I know you had a girlfriend and I know your network..."Then,i like...WTF...How did he know...he barely talk to me.......I been through you life,i make you run home,run away from home.Is some sort of training you"...So i think...ya,i still afraid of the dark but i am able to walk straight in...I learn how to perserve,Mind over body...I am able to keep on running even though my body is at it's limit...Hmmmm...quite pro... He also excaltly same as me,he knew that i must become strong for life ahead...

But what is ahead of my life??...Like what could happen...Lucifer?Come down to earth?,that what masonic chirst believe and says it will happen...Last case i investigated...The myth does exist,but it's seal is already interrupted...Aiya think too much...Come jiu come lorh.Pork god will defeat you =D...Pork does not believe in chirst,buddha( dunno how spell =.=),satanism,Taoism...Nothing...I wanna become the man with the most freedom!! Knows the sercet of the world!! Share it with the people !!! Make all religious to 1 believe..~PORK~ Combination of all religous belief...Teach about filial peity,Explain the hardest question in the world...

I was asked..Who is you? Your body doesn't make you yourself...your brain does not your nose does not?Then who? =.= Like who am I? My spirit? NO?!?! Then...what!! Cannot be mah...He ask me think..think lorh...Know the answer,i give you a big prize..."My Very own Sercet" =.= I wanna know my daddy sercet =.= ...So..Who is you,what are you,What Makes you Yourself?

14 min and 50+ sec... Part 1

2009-07-17T07:04:00.006-07:00

Today,i ran home...I have 14 mins to run back home when i get down from the bus =.= ,did i made it?Keep reading lorh...=D Dun tell u leh =P

Today right after school,We went to...where is that place arh?AMK and somewhere there watch hairy porker and the full blood princess with Nasty,Jia qi and Jia wen and most importantly porky =D...The show funny funny de,like fighting de...Last 15 mins,then tell u who is the full blood princess =.= ...Then,"Hairy, you need us..." THE END =.= ...Fuck you hairy i wanna know more =.= ...Haiz

Later,wo men jiu walk to b-i-s-h-a-n ...Play acrade...Jia qi and jia wen try to catch the dolpin =.= ,poor fish...fall down 30+ times,kena tortured by them...Sad Fate you have...Still need to kena brought back home to them house..sob...Such a terrible fate you have...Pork Bless You,may your fate be graceful =D

Then mom call me,i will lock the door at 8:45...Oh great!...Sit 55 or 52 or 999 or 1900 112 8888 i dunno what bus larh.Get down from bus you have 14mins+,fei arh !!!Run until nasty house there starting to feel tired le...Run main gate hougang secondary,*7 mins+ time left*...My body starting to very tired Choing arh!!! Reach the long hill,must run up le...*4min+ time left* PING LE ARH!!!! CHAO CHEE BYE WHY MUST BUILD A HILL THERE =.= ...Running down see my watch *3 mins left* Oh die...Green light blinking,cannot fast jog liao...DASH!!! i wait need cross road two times so i diagonally run across the 4-way road =0

"Beeeeep!!!!"Drifting sound* BANG!*"...i turn around,The car bang into the truck...Opps =P sorry arh =.=...Turn around,"Bang!!" i knock down auntie...I kept running then just shout "SORRRRY!!".Then i can hear a cursing me with very very chim chinese..WOW...i understand what she saying..Keep running,0.o below my block le *1 min left* The lift all at high floor =.= ...Then take the lift up to my floor *Left 10 sec* Run to my door...YAY!!!

Mom open to door i sleep on the floor...Wa!Body damn hot body,finger damn cold...Heart beating abnormal abit,instead of beating two times like 3...then super fast.My mom throw my something on my face.."Today's paper..." FUCK YOU!!!...this kind of time throw..Then like cannot pull myself up,Like can't move like that...Body disobeying me le =.= ...Like the brain tell you you lift up ur leg le by body not moving =0 ...5 mins on the floor later,can move normally le...=.=..ahhh...Gonna die.. i sleep a while...later countine 2nd part

CA3 exam coming le =0

2009-07-16T03:09:00.000-07:00

Aiya..I think this time retain liao =.=...Until now still haven't touch a single homework since school open..power right?...At class nothing do play poker cards with alvin and meimei...Carry on like this jiu confirm retain liao =.=

These few days school so boring,i can yawn 20+ per day in school...When bored i will go,"Mei jiu jia Car fei!! Wo zhi yao He yi Bei!!~~~"...School life carry on like this will die arh...Mr Lam,our math teacher give homework...graph de...dunno how do then become like this...

A wallet..bored dao siao...Dun look like wallet but can be use as wallet

Quite nice =D...Another product from porky enterprise =D ...Other work Dunno fold Airplane,boat or just play wheel of fortune with it...Life jiu shi like this,dun care dun care pass my day..Retain actually i dun care,but do anything also should put in all ur effort...So..try to study lorh...Pass math first,my best subject last time =D ...Now become F9 =.=

95 New Questions !!

2009-07-14T02:42:00.000-07:00

I dunno what to post leh...So i see FB,Winsome Foo..Notes,what quiz stuff arh...So i decided to find 1 very very nice quiz to burn time....95 questions !!! long enough bah =D

95 New Questions You’ve Probably Never Been Asked!
once you are tagged, complete this questionaire and tag 25 people including me!
HAVE FUN!

1. First thing you wash in the shower?
WTF...Who never flush the toilet?!!?? ..me...

2. What colour is your favorite hoodie?
Black

3. Do you like coffee?
Mei jiu jia car kei~~~!!!~Wo Zhi Yao he Yi Bei~~~!!!

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
Once again...~~Mei jiu jia car kei~~~!!!~Wo Zhi Yao he Yi Bei~~~!!!
For people who dun eat pork,it means pretty beer + coffee

6. What’s the last letter of your crush’s name?
Y ...For Y~~M~~~C~~A~~ !!!! ~~~YMCA!!! ~~Y~~M~~C~~A~~

7. Do you say aim or a-i-m?
A Idiotic Mother?

8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having.
In the dream i was like,"la~~LA~~la~la~~la" Then kena bang by the car...Then i woke up at a very cloudy place.."Where am i?" i asked..."U are in heaven!!"...
*AHHH* i woke up screaming..=.=..."time to go for school!!"in chinese....fuck you...

9. Could you eat your favourite food everyday for a month and not get sick of it?
Of course...Mei jiu jia car kei~~~!!!~Wo Zhi Yao he Yi Bei~~~!!!

10. What are you craving?
0.o...i want Mei jiu jia car kei~~~!!!~Wo Zhi Yao he Yi Bei~~~!!!

11. Do you floss?
Candy floss?? YES !!!

12. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
i rather have Mei jiu jia car kei~~~!!!~Wo Zhi Yao he Yi Bei~~~!!!

16. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
When doing pumping...one thousand !! Two thousand !! THREE thousand !!!

17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
Bite !!! RAWR !!!

18. Do you use smileys?
yes...I always use this " =D " & this " =.= "

19. How many bedrooms are in your house?
Three.. !!

20. Have you ever met a celebrity?
Look over there!!!It's bird !!! It's a plane !! NO,IT's MAS SELEMAT !!! OMG!!! he is everywhere every corner in the street...You can see his fucking face!!! In the police poster!!! AHHHH!!!

21. Do you like cottage cheese?
Hmmmm...Cottage...is a house...Cheese is a food...so...house made up of cheese?! i will most probably get attack by rats.. =.= No,NO..no way

22. What’s the last song you had stuck in your head?
I think you guys know what i am thinking...Let's sing together!!!~~~ MEI JIU JIA CAR KEI!!!!!~~~ WO ZHI YAO HE YI BEI!!!!!~~~~

23. How many countries have you visited?
let's see the passport...batam...batam-0...batam-1...malaysia..batam-2..batam-3..Shanghai...batam-4..batam-5..That's...Nine countries!!! Oh ya i went to washington once..Make it 10!

24. Are your parents strict?
Dad,he always says it in chinese...Calm down mom calm down!!!No..NO!!!put it down
!! My Mum,...I GONNA KILL YOU WITH THIS FISH !!!! =.= eh oh...

25. Would you go sky diving?
From the 5th floor i look down at the trampoline..."Hey,looks like fun!!!" i said..."Give it a try.."...My friend kick me off the building in America And i went.."FUUUCCCKKKK YOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU~~~~~~!!!!!" ~boing~ the feeling was like aaa....AHHH..so...NO WAY i wanna to do it again

26. Who would you go out to eat with ?
A very big group of idiots who laughs at any stupid joke...

28. Is there anything sparkly in the room you’re in?
Hey...what's that...MY HANDSOME FACE =D !!!

30. Do you rent movies?
No...i only steal them...

31. Who sits in front of you in your math class?
Mr happy =D i put my Mr happy on the table and ask him how ta do the question

35. Where are you going to be Saturday night?
Batam...most probably...

36. Brown or white eggs?
Is there brown egg in this world??? You mean there is black egg or even pink??! =.=

37. Like rap music?
I listen rap-ing love songs

38. Ever taken a train?
MRT lorh...

39. Experienced the twin towers falling in New York?
Watch in TV can?

41. What day of the week is it?
Tueday...Liar!! People ask me this questions so many times!!!!

40. What was your Lunch?
McDonald~~~pa~~Pa~pa?..papa??papaya!!!yaya!?!=.=...I lovin it !!!

43. What is your best friend doing tomorrow?.
Laughing most probably

46. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
Oh oh..the movie is it???...oh..OH..OHH!!!.....no...

47. So, how about them Yankees?
What's that? i show about jumping monkeys?

51. Is your hair curly?
Yes !!!!

52. Last time you cried?
Every quiz ask this question...I YAWN TO TEARS !!!!

53. Ever walked into a wall?
I few days ago....HAHA u can't CATCH ME!!! bleh =P ..then..*BANG*

55. Have you ever bought anything from PacSun?
Boy...I dun like stupid companies names and you keep asking me...seen this movie?seen this bitch? seen this fucker? NO !!!

56. Favorite season?
Rain...i dun care if it is not a season!!!I LOVE RAIN !!!Not the boy who calls himself rain but RAIN !!

61. The next person you’ll hold hands with?
Mr Yee =D i gonna make you sell house!!! MUHAHAHA

62. Do you sleep with the TV on?
Will watch the TV until you sleep no matter how boring or interesting or how she become?...Yes,i do !!!--I Herby Declare~~Husband and Wife!!

63. Have you ever drank alcohol straight from the bottle?
Yup...That time in shanghai...i got drunk or sumthing then put the remote in the fridge =D

64. Do you think you’re old?.
I have train rails on my forehead...What do you think?

65. Are you afraid of the dark?
Yes...

66. Do you like your life right now?
Just accept it the way it is instead of trying to change it...

67. When’s the last time you chose a bath over a shower?
Bath and shower no difference mah =.=

68. Do you knock on wood?
"Let me show you a magic trick"...I smach the piece of wood my head...ow...

69. Do you have good vision?
Quite ok de

70. Can you hula hoop?
On my hand that is...

71. Where are your parents?
TV !!! and kitchen!!

72. Have you ever kissed in an elevator?
Aiyo,ask this...Yes...

73. What is the next CD you will buy?
365 sex positions =D

74. What brands are you wearing?
I can't find the labels!!!AHHH !!!

76. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Why yes...you wanna try? =D

77. Can you handle the truth?
Before he or she even talks..."No no no...let me guess..You gonna say apple right?"...then they say the truth

78. What was the most recent thing you bought?
Once again...MEI JIU JIA CAR KEI!!!!!~~~ WO ZHI YAO HE YI BEI!!!!!~~~~

79. How often do you talk on the phone?
1 time a day average...

80. Are you in a complicated relationship?
No...yes...no...yes...no..yes...no..yeeeeenoyyeeeno...yes.

81. Do you hate more than 3 people?
I hate things only...and i mean a thing...

82. Have you ever tripped someone?
Most recently,Jeremy right?

86. Do you use chop stick?
=.= ...no no i use pork chop

87. Are you too forgiving?
Forgiving?...No to thing...Yes to people...

88. Do you own something from Hot Topic?
What ya talking about? Pork?

89. Do you own a gun?
Not really...

90. Have you made a prank phone call?
Yes!!!I prank call i china guy =D

91. Have you ever been in a castle?
I have been in maze...

92. Do you like your hair?
I love it !!!

93. Do you like yourself?
I Love it !!! ok DJ...M1 theme song!!!

94. Are you closer to your mother or father?
None =/

95. Do you chat on AIM often?
A idiotic mother...yeah i do... =.= like who never talk to their mom

Wushu Syf blah blah blah thingy

2009-07-11T21:31:00.000-07:00

Why i post this photo? i dunno i like mah =D...Someoen thinking of u Yun Quan.LOL.Yawnzzzz...i woke up at 11...skip breakfast.Yesterday some syf thingy...dunno what lai de.Just go for the fun of it =D

In the morning,i when to nasty house...To watch Small Ding Dong or Doraemon at 9:30,then at his house watch spongebob so on...Then go to Kfc point eat lunch,the wushu gals already there eating le.So faster by then join in...Then,we go school...

School there also very boring,walk here walk there...Hang on the ring,see i can fly up to the ring...I must be SUPER PORK =D Then then,Play here play there...Go up bus anyhow take photo

Jeremy say shoot him first so i shoot him lorh =D

Yao lao shi right? then QingQing behind

Eh,there le..We come out of the bus,like heaven like that...The place mist very de thick. LOL...Then i dunno where i going just walk walk walk then there le.

There le...jiu rush rush rush.After 1 min or so then they start rehersal le...Then rehersal second...then perform 1st time and 2nd time...There got alot of bread,then i steal nasty bisuits..Nice to eat mah =D I eat like 10+ of them..Most of the sugar de i eat 1.Later play Truth or Dare,Then got 1 question..."Use 1 word to describe porky."Then chicken's answer was "PORK" LOL...then i kena the spinning bottle,ask to kiss jeremy =.=.So i say give me ur hand,instead he give my his foot then i kiss it anyway..LOL...

...Take picture everyone look away =.=

This one what teacher arh??

Last formation for the finale...

Yup thats about what happen...Then,we walk back from where we came from...Go UP the bus.In the bus,I teeth suddenly very itchy...So i snatch 1 packet of Fruit Plus,Then Porky,mei mei and alvin..Play "lao yui sheng" with the sweet like got around 20...Then dunno what happen,fight here fight there i kena rape by jia qi and alvin...LOL.Then reach school le,then we go and eat over at nasty house de kopitiam..Then talk talk play play,Jia qi sms me come down find us...Then we wait wait wait.."never come down leh" ...then we make a lot of jokes.I decided to call her lorh.

Then,i realised she already there sitting on another table...Walao,dao le jiu tell ask larh =.= ...Then eat finsh le when home,then put on earphone on the "mei jiu jia car fei" The walk slowly in the rain...the feeling very shiok.I on the bus on my way home Jia qi sms to everyone,"Dun kena the rain uhs.." I was like =.= Bai Chi...Now then sms...

At home le watch hairy potter,Also very nice...jiu shui jiao le.Then now wake up eat lunch.Then here lorh...Blogging...Nice day i have =D

Porky's Great Secret

2009-07-06T00:03:00.000-07:00

0.o about time i start blogging le...very long never blog liaoz...I keep thinking what to blog.But..no inspiration.but now have le =D

Today,i will share with everyone a Big Big Big pig Big pig Big pig pig pig Big...The leaders in the past who knew the secret wanted to keep the power and not share it with the world...So they kept people ignorant about the serect.

You are very lucky today that u read porky's blog,cause porky isn't so selfish like them...You may be sitting infront of ur computer watching porn wondering...What is the secret?...Let me tell u how porky came to discover this secret..Even though i didn't discover i that way but just an example =)...Have you ever rush to work or school or to eat pork or whatever that is that you are doing..And you keep telling urself,"i don't want to be late,i dun wanna be late"...Then many things start to get in your way like fat aunties,red light,Kang Jia Qi,rain,car accident,the aroma of pork ETC...Why?Becuase you didn't pray to Pork =D

No larh,just kidding...Everyone work with 1 Power...1 Law............It's attraction...The Secret is the Law of atraction,ok i know when you hear this or actually read...you may be like,"WTF !!!You Just Wasted 5 mins of my life !!!"...No no..hear me out,cause it works for me...Everything you are thinking you are attracting it into your life,and it is attracted to you by the images you are holding in your mind....It is your thoughts..When u think of something with alot of passion,it makes it happen even faster.There was 1 time after knowing this secret i kept thinking about revenge,and ya i got it...To me thats good enough,that was 1 thing i wanted to do all my life...I have myself back to a "normal" person...And i can finally carry on with life happily =D

YOU CAN HAVE,DO OR BE ANYHING YOU WANT...I may not say this till it is very convicing but this video will...It is 20mins so come back to porky's blog when u have time =D...

See people porky is so nice to you all...share with you this great secret..coming to porky's blog is like a church,it will do you good coming here...So spread the Pork Tradition around the world and also offer some pork to pork....Wait...That doesn't make sense...you take the pork and you offer it to pork itself.Ok..i dun care i amke sense cause porky say so =D ... wait...that doesn't make any sense either..isaid it make sense when i myself said it didn't make sense...Alright it make sense cause it is porky's theory.Even though Porky's theory dun make sense...

Finally...school...

2009-06-28T03:47:00.000-07:00

These days just damn bored...Rather have school...WHICH IS TOMORROW =D YES!YES!!!YESSS!!!!...woo~~HOO~~

Let me tell u how boring it was during the holidays...I have done everything i could to entertain myself...I Have...

1.Jump on the bed
2.Play with switches
3.Roll on the floor
4.Done 50 push-ups for no reason
5.Run around house screaming
6.Play chess with pork
7.Play Hide and seek with pork
8.Ate the pork...
9.Emo at every corner of the house
10.Tried to fly
11.Knock my head on the wall
12.lie flat on the floor
13.look at the floor
14.smell the floor
15.kiss the floor
16.lick the floor
17.jump on the floor tile real hard
18.the floor gave way and i said hi to my neighbours below
19.stole some pork
20.eat somemore pork again...
And..
21.Out of Pork =.=

Yeah,that was how boring...still reading?...guess so...Can't resist reading porky blog can you?HAHAHA !!...I Know You Want Me~~~~I Know You Do~~~...okok,enough of crap

Half-a-year le...Maybe Porky should pull up his result...Like i failed all subjects except for english...somemore get 50 marks nia...Want study also dunnoe how le..haiz...Retain?retain jiu retain...not like gonna die or sumthing...Result this time can pull-up that means that praying to pork really helps..

Tomorrow wear P.E. T-shirt right??Also dunnoe why need to wear...Like it is them runnign not me,all we have to do is scream and shout,"Mr.Ng Tio man,i hate U !!!"
See..i hate him till i forgotten how to spell his name...Well,I dun think anyone had a happy holiday..O well,already ending liao...

K,thats all...Hope u enjoy your stay

~The adventures of Porky~
Ta..ta.. =D

Who cares about law...

2009-06-22T03:00:00.000-07:00

Halo readers of porky's blog...Today,wushu...And,...eh...go home lorh...oh ya,

Happy Birthday Adeline Yeo

(i need go facebook then can spell ur name =.= )

So,today wushu...Jia qi brought 1 very very small de cake =.=,then after ji ben gong...Want surprise her,zzz,plan fail..LOL the fan blew out the candle,i am not saying once...But 6 times =.= LOL.Then hungry also..eat some parts of the cake...Then back to normal training...

Later,go eat Mac with alvin and brandon...Then,jia qi & shu hui come later..damn noisy...And hor,JIA QI u know what is pain anot the ear can kena pull until come out de leh..Ya then,go compass point talk talk talk with alvin...then walk walk abit and go home..Yup,that's all

The question from my last post,i've got an answer from a friend...These words...I will remember it for life...

"It doesn't matter if we break the law,as long as justice done and lives are saved.That's all it matters..."
You dun really have to follow every word...But sometimes doing the wrong thing...Is the right thing to do...

Back from la~la~land

2009-06-20T19:49:00.000-07:00

Hi guys,i am back...I really thought i won't,but still i did it..Well,just...A simple "Happy" word to describe it...

Actually,this adventure really turned out WTF this time...Went somewhere i never thought anyone could ever set foot on...Had my revenge,an enemy that became a friend,and had a glimpse of a great secret...I only came back because i kept a promise,"Never to reveal what is going to happen"

Ya,like i said i had my revenge so what's the point having the revenge blogskin...Since i only keep things that is meaningful to me...I finally avenge for my friend and also my love,i did what i swore i would do...I have wait 3 years for this,it may not seem long but it's long enough hatred that is burning in me for blood on the knife...Now,i can finally put my hatred to a rest...I know many people told me not to walk down the path of revenge,but i still did...Revenge is a never ending cycle of hatred...I have own reasons of doing this...But in the end,i still did it as a part of revenge...But it doesn't matter,it was still the right thing to do...

=( Very mixed feeling right,dunno what else to blog...
God gave us so many beautiful and wonderful things...God gave us the sun to brighten up our lives...And the moon to light up our night...A sea of wonders...Also a beautiful landscape...But we humans don't really cherish all this,i am not saying that people are not trying to protect the environment...It is now a totally different problem,be nobody is aware and should be...A new era of protecting comes in the nearing future.I have really no confidence to protecting our world anymore...Now I really understand why it's bad to know to much =(

After all this,i ask myself...Is breaking the law really ok?...I dunno...I am really lost...Nothing i done seems right now =(

Off again to la~la~land

2009-06-18T00:10:00.006-07:00

Bye bye,people...i think i need quite long then come back...let's say i got important thing to do...but i will be back.=D

~Porky~

Walao waste my time!!!

2009-06-15T01:55:00.008-07:00

What the heck!!! i posted !!!i posted !!! I use half an hour type todays happening leh !!!!Then give me this blank below...god dammit...

Sian...i dun wan re-post the same thing again...write summary bah.

Wake up>>>Wushu>>>Eat mac>>>Go home>>>Blog>>>and get fuck up... that's fast =D

Oh ya..

Some idiot ask me to post this dunno for what reason...K,that's all folks...

P-O-R-K

2009-06-15T00:38:00.000-07:00

Learn new stuffs

2009-06-08T01:50:00.000-07:00

Today...Wushu learn new stuffs.Also got Handphone maple game from Jiawen's blog...Quite sian but still quite fun.

Yesterday night,cannot sleep choing HP maple till 2+ i think until eyes tired le then go sleep....Today wake up,a bit sloppy sloppy de...Woke up late for operation nasty tan pussy...Abandon Mission straight away go school.Reach le jiu maple lorh level up 2 times then unlock new map i think.There got 8 portal spin here spin there still lost until now =.= ...

Then wushu also boring boring de lorh,jump here jump there.Learn the Nan Goon thing (That long long brown stick jiu shi le)Very clumsy keep cannot do properly.Need more practice i think...Then Jia qi ask my mum's hp number for emergency stuufs,then i realize i really dunno wor...Later happen what thing also dunno how...LOL..better put.You dunno what might hit you...

Wushu finsh,then go Mcdonald eat with jeremy(or whatever),alvin,hanyi and of course myself.Talk about planes,what crash landing Bang there bang there...Then learnt that last time china people repair plane very pro dunno use Metal or shoelace stick the crack there can le.In the end,the plane a few year later.Take flight in the air broke into 4 parts.LOL...hear already no confidence in airlines le.

Go home.Blah blah blah,then here le.Inside FB do quiz,then the "Are you bored"Quiz get 48% ...Hmmm...at home really boring but i got alot of stuffs to do.Dun feel like play online games except FB stuffs...Very busy lar...Sit at home at most 12 hours then go out le(including sleeping time & everything).Later this holiday,more trouble arise...Oversea adventure again...It is sometimes fun with many WTF!!.But it's only fun if you Survive & Live to tell the tale...That all for today =)

Hope ya enjoy ur stay. Sign off,
~Porky~

Holiday...no rest

2009-06-01T00:59:00.000-07:00

Holidays are here,but...still have a job.It like the last june holiday when the job found me.I have a feeling this job is for a life time.But why me?Am i reliable?NO...Am i stupid?YES...Life's like that,you can never push away your responsibilities.Let's just say PORK BLESS ME and get on with life...

Dance training,holiday still have train like the picture above.Just took yesterday.(without pictures blog very boring)...Wushu leh??Dun have 0.o??like that i dun nid go until next sememster =D and screw up like i did before...Holiday can do what?Sleep,fuck,eat pork,eat more pork,eat lots of porks,play computer =PORK...Today?Well,i PORKED at home thats all.

Everyone all maple in my class,i suddenly want maple de.i log in,then instantly felt very sian.LOG OUT...So i at home rotting,ROT,ROT,ROT...The most go out urself walk walk.Sian.Nothing blog...NO INSPIRATION !!!nvm talk about myself...

I am PORK,14 years-old pork,aiming to be a 4000-years-old DEMON pork.Long way to go...Get married?i thing the answer is NEVER,i never ever love anyone since the first 1.Like ppl?yes...But like is like,passion dies off as time go by.Look around,that bitch say like this guy,then change this guy,then that uncle,then my father? TRUE LOVE? PUI go fuck urself...This age,u like someone.Want say?say lorh..Want stead?I seen too many stead already.Almost none successful de.

Try try is just hurting relationship.Young people these days,engross...most all puppy love.Why dun be rape-ist?LIKE ME =D Simple life=Happy life but sometimes life isn't that simple.But,everyone is doing this ~~~FLOW~~~~ Life can just be that simple.Go with the flow.Let nature take course.

Porky's day off

2009-05-27T01:57:00.000-07:00

Hi!!!Miss me in school??? LOL,i having fever blah blah blah...Actually wasn't that sick.It is my mum keep say,"Fuck you bitch u sick still want go school u fucktard or what...Sit...SIT...SIT!!!!I SAY SIT!!!!!@%@#^*$^@$~!@"Something like that but in chinese.

Last two days,feeling dizzy and kept staring in blank space dunno what i doing...Everyday play computer...play..play...play.Then got results FAILED 6 SUBJECTS.Oh damn,what's mum gonna throw at me this time....

Today,Actually no MC today.Mom say i sick k lorh pone school lorh,isn't so bad at home.I conditions all fine ask me run 4.8 (cm) or do backflip (into the coffin) or fuck someone (Sure man anytime)... All fit arh...but i only dun like my sore thoat,Eat things pain..damn i love eating,but still skinny skinny de.Thats good,i love my size can do alot of things like squeeze through the gate,door,window,hole,vagina...ya so on...

Today,at home nothing special...Like what can you do?Read "TODAY",i only took the newspaper because it was free...Newspaper today got alot of "Facebook profiles"A lot of old auntie picture.Description almost all the same,Rest In Peace.News always predictable de,like,mas selemat escaped...again or People kena bang by cars same old events.Should be like,"THE SKY IN FALLING!!!"or"Porky drop his shoe 7:16 in the morning" like that then interesting mah.

Exams...all fail fail fail de...this time around.I blame principal...CA2 just finshed.I holiday mood,then SA1 so fast come...Somemore so long...Sian lorh.No wonder fail all the subjects.MR Mama shop owner Ng Tiong Nam...YOU SUCK !!! XD
~The adventures of Porky~

training again

2009-05-22T07:34:00.000-07:00

Tomorrow go batam training again...Bye!

Benny-nasi lemak is mas selemat.And ya he is our supplier...Training?u got pay training fees anot?got what competition,who can kill the most plants?

Exams over!!

2009-05-20T06:43:00.000-07:00

Oh sweet,Exams are over!!!Yesterday...I dun wanna talk about it,i am just glad it is over.Anyway it is already history,I HATE HISTORY >_< rawrr!!!Today i had hell lot of fun,done some crazy stuffs.Yeah...

Today in the history of science,i woke up at school time >6:30< without alarm,or my mum.It is a miracle!!!God help made me wake up early for an important mission!(Thanks PORK!)

"Operation Nasty Tan Pussy" BEGINS!!!

BRUSH TEETH!!CHANGE CLOTHES!!PREPARED THE WEAPONS!!!*tink*All set,lock and load.Off to pussy house!With the latest technology!!!PORKY's BICYCLE !!!
Shorter than Kang Jia Wen!!!Inflated wheels!!Rotten brakes!!And a pedal that can come off anytime!!!It is the ultimate travelling machine!COOL RIGHT?u wish u had one didn't u...

So i rode this imba bike all the way to nasty's house,without banging into anything as they made way for me upon seeing my stylo bike!Shouting and screaming,"HELP!!Someone call the cops.A manic is on a loose!!!"Well,i was just doing my job...After 10 hours,i reached below nasty's house.I took out my sniper(handphone),load the bullets and aim(type the text message and add recipient's name),FIRE!!!(MESSAGE SENT!!!).I shot him up his ass 7:00 in the morning,"Nasty i at ur house there le =D"...He died...in his dota match(online game).Mission Accomplished!!!

So ya,walk to mac.Meet up with more idiots,brought the same shit to eat.Play basketball.Then change location and play basketball again...actually for fuck?...Then wait this white nugget,eat his shit and have his beauty bath.Go da LAN,but no LAN to da.So everyone took out their own lan pa to da...No larh when bowling,cause cannot find LAN.sian...I wanted to fuck some zombies man.Bowling got a lot of cheats lorh...The ball roll in the drain can come out hit the pins again...WTH...

Then arcade,see them drive their cars.Bang here bang there...Damn funny...Then go home lorh.At home,watch Tom and Jerry,"The world's most famous cat...TOM!!!and the star of the show..Jerry!!!La la la~~~la la la~~~"The music still can't get off my mind until now.Blogging...My fuck up life...gotta entertain myself...typing...these piece of junk!!!...WELCOME TO MY BLOG!!!

Sign off,
!%!#^*&
%&@#&#$^&@
~The adventures of Porky~

Porky's Last stand

2009-05-18T06:22:00.000-07:00

Narrator*It has come down to the final battle of Students VS EXAM!!Who shall be victorious??!!!...Currently,Porky didn't touch a shit for the LAST EXAM.*

Ok,wasn't so bad for POA test...The preparations were worth it(as seen in episode 763.07234)...I was actually able to do =).Now,it has come to the LAST STAND after this...It is all over!!

Date: 18.5.2009 Time:4.06AM--I got my ass out of my fucking bed."Whhat..wat..what time is it?!"...Oh,Tiger Time.Sure,let's get busy...So,i taught myself everything that morning.

Soon,time for exam.I done the impossible,I managed to fill in the blanks.With some drawings,doodle all over the paper writing "FUCK"...Yeah,i answer the question with a tinky little bit of 0.1% sense.Wasn't so bad.After exam had Breakfast along with lunch at mac.

At the counter,i ordered some sort of paper wrapping around a mini pillow,1 harsh brown and ice milo.In the end,i got 2 harsh brown.

Kevin(meimei),"Why you got two harsh browns"
I said,"I dunno..."and simply walk off =D Free harsh brown

I must be number 100th customer or maybe a lucky draw.Arr..WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT IT...Just take and go!Like ez-link,tap and go...The meal with Kevin,Alvin,Samuel & Russell.Was quite "peaceful".So yep sit bus go home,dashing across a few red lights,running over some dogs and cats along with an old mama.Reached home

Damn tired at home,i was drooling on the television watching mickey mouse cartoon.Fell asleep all the way to 4.30...On com,look through my Facebook then at night blogging...Which is right about now. HI FUCKERS !!!.Hmmm..nothing much today,it is only last exam...which i haven't even touch the textbook...i will be fine.Pure bio is easy(to fail).I will just study tomorrow.Set alarm to 3 AM!!!Heh heh...Last exam,last stand,i gonna give it all i got.Fuck this last paper,and i am a FREE MAN!!!

Narrator*Well,this fucker doesn't give a fuck about exams...But trust me,Porky will get into a sec 4 class next year...Why?Cause he worships PORK!!What are u waiting for?Call 97348454,for a free delivery of pig head to your house!!!Call now!! [While stock last and batteries not included] Any enquiries please call 999 or visit Porky's house... The adventures of Porky"

(Censored- NC16,Lots of fucking,ass kicking and PORK)

Preparing last two exam,Day 2

2009-05-17T06:58:00.000-07:00

(people who haven't read the first part of the story pls scroll down...For the fun of it =) )So ya,back again...You know what actually i did study yesterday.As in really study,some shit stuffs...

*THAT FAITHFUL NIGHT*
Earth,
Singapore 542323,
Sengkang East way BLK 323B
15#559 in a certain room...

Date:17.5.2009 Time:11.02PM--In the darkness of the night,the whole HDB(Highly Dangerous Building) flat have their lights off.Only this certain room on the 15 floor.The sounds of flipping books were heard.The atmosphere is quiet and a little spook.SUDDENLY,there was a loud bang!!!......The half-dead zombie bang his head on the study table and said,"I give up,make no sense..."Yup...then he went to sleep....

Tomorrow,i was awaken by a smack on the face.It was my mum's cook book =.= ...Yup,brush teeth,look at my handsome face,so on...Mum went out,brother went out,father?I dunno where he go i haven't seen him yesterday.Police report?Maybe not...On computer,Facebook,nth much play restaurant city & pet society & Kingdom wars---Online gaming from 11.00 to 2.00,Buy lunch...

What i buy?same Pork on wan tan mee...Buy bubble tea,walk back home...Eh?Where did my bag go?? =.=" ...OH FUCK...Run back,knock down a few auntie and uncle also some cars...no larh jkjk...The bag was still there.PHEW,so safely make my way back home.On com,online gaming again.to 6.00

Mum came back,with LUNCH !!!yay...i dun wanna lose my bag again =.= Eat some shit?It's black comes with alot of shape,with some egg.But not bad 0.o STUDY TIME,errr...Tried some practical,not bad not bad.Quite "successful",first time doing ledger.What do u think?

Study progress: 40% Can bah...60% percent tomorrow morning choing lorh.Skip a few chapters and i should be fine.

Narrator *So will Porky and the Whip pass his exam tomorrow??And how will he do for his next exam (Biology..pure somemore) Find out on,same time same place.Well,actually anytime... The adventures of Porky =D*

Preparing last two exam,DAY 1

2009-05-16T06:54:00.000-07:00

Ok...nothing to blog but exam.The thing i am most worried about is I am not worried about any exams.Why?cause i have more important things to do?...yeah,i have like whip sex people on the street,watch porn,walk to somewhere unknown,meet new "friends",training,play computer,blogging...ya ya blah blah blah...Or maybe my Dark side of life!!!MUHAHAHA *coughs* k,let's get on with the content.

Today,wake up at 12noon ?!?...ZZZ straight away lunch,where's my mum?Never wake me up...K nvm.Eat le on com go Facebook & blogs...Play audition talking about that it reminds me about the cyber-wellness talk.Play audition will rape people??Oh sure i wanna rape someone,with...err...WHIP!Play from 2 to 6 mum came back,"Boy!!go eat ur dinner".That wasn't exactly what she said,+hokkien+chinese+malay a little bit(with the essence of pork)=SINGLISH...A language you don't sing but speak!...Why am i saying all this?...Bored?...probably...

What's for dinner?GAHH!!!No need to think.PORK!!!but the problem is pork what?...hmmm...so still need to think =.= ...

Pork chop? nah
Pork curry? Sounds good but you won't find it anywhere -,-
Pork with rice? i had that 3 days in a row...
Pure Pork? That's great but comfirm doesn't come cheap
Porky?That will be eating myself
Nasi barbie? The uncle comfirm SCREAM at me
Pork juice? I won't be full drinking that...

So i walk over to the stall where i usually go.PORK DELIGHT!!jkjk,can find good le...Actually,i also dunno the name.MEAT delight??who knows...Then i spotted this particular pork dish.I dunno the name but the picture is like pork on noodles..."I want that number 5 pork dish"...Woah,taste heavenly...I can get used to this =D

7 o'clock,Study time!!! Brought out the first thick textbook.Flip to errr...a random page.Double entry~~~read read read,dun understand.See the question,straight away see answer key.No answwer?!? For practical??OH PORK...SAVE ME...so studied abit theory.YUP,it took me 10mins~~~ =.= ...it felt so long like 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8-1-2-3=???(for u to find out) Answer?? ya that long.Play computer again...

Study progress: 3%....Hmmm...no problem i will cover 97% tommorrow.RIGHT?? 0.o

Narrator: >>>So will Ash...no no no i mean,PORKY!! XD and Pikachu...Pikachu??and errr...the whip?Ok *coughs* So will Porky and the whip be able to study for his exam.Or will slack off like today find out on... www.koklegend.blogspot.com for more info. -~~The Adventures of PORKY~~ To be contiuned

Mas selemat power

2009-05-12T04:42:00.000-07:00

Mas selemat.The world's most well-known terrorist...Now.LOL kena caught selling stuffs on street.WTF.Anyway Happy Bashday Jun han,high score man i hit the hardest woo hoo!!!

I found this...

HAHA..lol got movie sure watch...

hmmm...this will come in handy.If he escapes again

Akasuki new member...MAS SELEMAT!!!

Last stand...LMAO

Oh he is nearer than u think he is...

This is where he escape from !!!Cool right.Shorty man

Summary for today...>>Brush teeth blah blah>>>go school study bible>>>test on bible>>>comfirm FAIL !!!!>>>go nasty house watch porn>>>then watch more porn on computer>>>go home watch porn..Yeah thats all..

Oh ya,no worries,mas selemat will escape again trust me..

Sad mother day

2009-05-11T00:17:00.000-07:00

Err..Happy mother's day!!Ya,k i know it was 1 day over but still who cares.Ok start with a couple of things.

Mas selemat bin kascurry?or whatever fuck...captured le.Hmm...that even even longer ago.I guess he was the avenger of Osama,actually should just kill him le lorh.You know what he do anot,go Malaysia sell stuffs.Diao right?i thought he was hidden in some sort of secret high-tech place like in the movies.LOL Disappointed in him sia...go sell stuffs,sell ur free fuck service larh.Osama and Obama can hide better than u.This fucking kokster.The police also damn cock,keep let him escape from jail.Now still want send back singapore,to escape again...

Mother day leh,I tell my mom happy mother day she cry.LOL,For fuck?i dun care her,i left her in the living room to cry.LOL,seem quite bad to do this,just go my room play game...after a while,as per normal le.Find some reason to throw stuffs at me,this morning damn funnny.Tried to throw TISSUE at me,i was laughing like fuck can't control fucking funny.the tissue just glide down to the floor.LMAO,then she decide throw the chopping board instead.Caught it but bang my stomach,OUCH.the tip sia ya thats happen today.The rest that happen next is predictable.

Now,i can comfirm u ignore me.Fine lorh.Dunno what the fuck is wrong with u.Can't be friends arh?Do whatever u want larh,Damn it.I here emo,u there smile the fuck out of urself...One multi-purpose word to describle my feeling,"FUCK up"

About myself

2009-05-06T05:55:00.000-07:00

Taken from Desmond blog.First quiz i doing,there is always a first time for everything...

1. Name : Goh kok(pork) hong,吳囯峰
2. Nickname(s) : Flow(dance),porky,kok,oi,so on...
3. Age : 14,turning 15 on october 27
4. Horoscope : Scorpio
5. Male or Female : Male
6. Primary School : Nan chiau(lan jiao) Primary
7. Secondary School : Hougang Secondary
8. Poly or JC : Aiming Poly
9. University : most probably no...
10. Hair Colour : Black
11. Long or Short : Short
12. Loud or Quiet : both
13. Sweats or Jeans : both
14. Phone or Camera : ...Camera phone...
15. Health freak : Who cares about health these days...
16. Drink or Smoke : Past,and still doing
17. Have a crush on someone ? : I wouldn't hurt if it is not a crush
18. Eat or Drink : u try not to eat and drink
19. Piercings : cut counted?
20. Tattoos : scar on left hand
21. Social or Anti-Social : Social

First
22. Piercing : in wushu training
23. Relationship : Single lorh...
24. Best Friend : Edwin,Arshad,jasper,ting xian,nasty,whole of wushu gang(some still need longer realationship,these are people who i am grateful for.Thank you)
25. Award : can't remember
26. Kiss : Someone i love before,died.
27. Pet : I know a cat who always follows me when i go for a stroll,fed it.So counted?
28. Big Vacation : It was never big...
29. Love at first sight : Yes,that day it always seem so magical
30. Hug : Parents

Currently
31. Eating : lollipop
32. Drinking : Nothing .
33. Excitement : -30%
34. About to : Type another word
35. Listening to : The darkness of the night.Computer running,sometimes strange sounds
36. Plan for today : Study abit for social studies
37. Waiting for : Examination to finish
38. Energy lvl : 110%still can do alot of stuffs
39. Thinking of someone : Yes .

Future
40. Want kids ? : 2...i learnt it was best
41. Get Married ? : Hope i can...
42. Careers in mind : Dancer,photographer,exorcist...

Which is a better OPTION for your boy/girl.
43. Lip/Eye : Eyes
44. Romantic/Funny : Romantic
45. Shorter/Taller : Shorter
46. Protective/Caring : Caring(caring is protective)
47. Romantic/Spontaneous : Romantic
48. Nice Stomach/Nice Arm : Stomach
49. Sensitive/Loud : Sensitive
50. Hook-up/Relationship : Relationship
51. Troublemaker/Hesitant : Hesitant(no matter what u are,u are always perfect to me)

Have you ever
52. Lost glasses or contacts : No
53. Ran away from home : P6
54. Held a gun/knife for self-defence : Yes...
55. Killed somebody : Not a person,there is nothing inside them.
56. Broken someone's heart : My own
57. Been arrested : Nope
58. Cried when someone dead : My love
59. Missed someone alot alot : Yup

Do you believe in
60. Yourself : Sometimes,it is hard to belive,but i still do
61. Miracles : Miracle don't just happen,u have to make it happen
62. Love at first sight : Yup
63. Heaven : Yes,i received a letter from it.i dunno if there a hell yet
64. Santa Claus : no..myth
65. Tooth fairy : no..fairytales are never true
66. Kiss in the first date : How cool is that?

Answer truthfully
67. Are afraid of anything ? : Supernatural,They are real..trust me
68. Is there 1 person you want to be with right now ? : Yes
69. Are you seriously happy with where you're in life now ? : No
70. Do you believe in god ? : Yes,but he never help...fuck you man.(So i turned to pork for help)

To:Passer-by

2009-05-04T05:37:00.001-07:00

Exam?Ya ya blah blah blah...I dun feel like studying,and i am not studying.I feel like taking a break until i am happy or sumthing.Damn stress these days,too many things to do.

Passer-by sorry if i stated wrong i thought you were a boy.You sound more like a cunt or some fag(faggot frag...i dunno which spelling correct)If you are a pussy then ya keep on with you crap u are welcome,if you some gay or what then just stat your name...Anyone can tell me who he anot?I suddenly damn interested,i wonder how u look...And again it is not safe to think about it,ok ya i think that is it.Sorry arh if u are some fucking idoit pussy who go around blog just to get scolded.So might as well,FUCK OFF or u need someone to FUCK you?

Hmmm..so ya keep up ur good.You dun piss me off dun worry.I only get pissed off when my friend get pissed off.

Shit...Nothing blog le.Oh i know

REPLY tags(starting from oldest)

Shu hui-Dun worry i will pass it on to other people then eventually to you..Muhahaha
coutesy~~PASS IT ON~~~PASS IT ON~~~

Shangge-THANK YOU THANK YOU.May BARBIE bless you and be with you(as a diease)

Benny-LOL..haha *coughs* private Ong i dun wan see you late for training again is THAT CLEAR!!??

Khari-Dun you feel like killing someone at sometimes?

Cheryl-LOL,passer-by on the loose again...ENTERTAINMENT

Desmond-Thanks bro,Linked..

Jia wen-yeah,good luck cause it is GG for me