To: Pork Brothers and Sisters.
Subject:The missing Phone

Dear Porksters,
We regret to inform you that our CEO of Porky Enterprise & P.B.A. (Porky's Buddhist Association) has lost his phone.So if you have an emmergency or nothing to do want to prank call or anything...Please call 1900 112 81012689 or 999,also u can visit the nearest Porky Enterprise for help.We will be VERY VERY HAPPY to be of "Assistance".Optionally,you can spam* my msn at xmapl3st0ryx@hotmail.com (Why e-mail address so funny?,Cause i like mah =D)..

*Notice : If you are to message me on MSN please Nudge Porky at least 3 times and pray to Porky chirst for assistance...BARBIE

Don't laugh!...I can see u laughing from here..Then your kena bang down by fly than you know!!...We suspect stealing case...hmmm...not we..BUT ME! =D.Indirectly we also...cause Porky's words count =D .Anyway...Stealing is a serious offence,200 dermit point + 7 weeks CWO + 20 Major Letters + Suspension During O-level examinations for a Month..Screwing up Porky's phone is another serious offence,With a FINE of SGD$1,000,000,000.01 including GST OR Jail up to 79 years including interest OR BOTH !!!

On the other hand,if you ever find Porky's phone please call 999 and get urself arrested for stealing =D OR Send back the phone by E-mail at xmapl3st0ryx@hotmail.com OR Walk as close to Porky as possible and send the phone back via Bluetooth...For returning the phone,A Reward of 20 CENTS OR A sweet KISS from Porky Goh personally will be awarded.

Please Spread Message like a busybody asshole...Thank you for your kind attention.

Sign off,
Captain Porky Goh

Labels: I wonder when did my phone grew legs? =.=