Oh my god!!...My network really found it le =.= ...this is just 1 out of 6...sob...I need do this how long =.=...I wish i faint for 2 week plus then nothing do with me.sad..dream jiu you...AHHH!!!!....Sian,so i next saturday then come back bah..Around there,estimate nia.Finsh early jiu come back lorh...Cannot finshing jiu stay there FOREVER T_T.... ZEN MO BAN!?!?!!!...*.*


Sad for u ppl,u guys are gonna miss me,won't you??...So i have decided,I spam~~~ everybody blog i before go...HAHAHAHA!!!MUHAHAHA!!!!...hmmmm..without me jiu peace and quiet bah.Like that you ppl confirm bored to death...So...Let me share with u the ways of making people laugh or being a idiot or joker or whatever you wanna call it...


First,in order to crack a joke you have to see where you are...Like if there isn't anyone around...What's the point?? =.= .It is best u crack a joke in the center or middle of the crowd or group..This is the place where everyone can hear u better.Also,must know what time to crack a joke..People very angry or piss u go crack a stupid joke later kena smack in the face =.=...You dun say when everyone is talking,can't hear you.So either you wait or just SHOUT IT OUT!!! Ya really,you shout that time most people will stop talking and give attention to you..How i know??I did many many times le... =D


Second,your voice tone...Quite important also,in some voice tone the joke doesn't sound funny...So depend on what joke lorh,through experinence you will know de =D ...The speed of how fast you talk also must take note abit...Talk too fast,people cannot understand..You repeat again it becomes a little less funnier.Also,the joke mustn't be too long as in the number of words,too long people will start to rebel or =.= ...0.o i actually know quite alot...


Finally,you must be funny yourself...Appearance got matter abit,Like you look like nasty big coffee shop uncle,dig nose,spit,smoke...How funny you think he is?? (although i will be pointing and laughing)...Size also no big deal...But habits matters also..People say i move in a funny way..I dunno..but it bring up your level of funny...Then,lastly and most important of all...Creative.."Singaporeans are very creative".See how many funny things you can think of...dun be afraid if it is funny or not..Just shoot it out,it totally depends on which kind of people will laugh at it..If really no one laugh,you might feel like an idiot....That's alright,Just listen to me...Everybody makes mistakes..Even Pork!..


Ya,that about all so we will end our bible teachings here..Amen.Hmmm...Why do people say amen? maybe amen is something like pork...Ok,so everyone just says BARBIE!!! ok...that's all to blog about see u after 2 weeks..Well if you ever miss me,just jump off a building.And shout,"I LOVE SINGAPORE!!!!! SINGAPORE LOVES ME !!!!" Then very soon you will hear a loud bang,that also means that god has answer your call...K,that's all folks..


BARBIE!!!
(For more bible studies about Pork,please call 1900 112 8888 or head over to the nearest Porky Enterprise.May Pork be with you!)
BARBIE!!! =D

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