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Tuesday, July 14, 2009

I dunno what to post leh...So i see FB,Winsome Foo..Notes,what quiz stuff arh...So i decided to find 1 very very nice quiz to burn time....95 questions !!! long enough bah =D


95 New Questions You’ve Probably Never Been Asked!
once you are tagged, complete this questionaire and tag 25 people including me!
HAVE FUN!


1. First thing you wash in the shower?
WTF...Who never flush the toilet?!!?? ..me...


2. What colour is your favorite hoodie?
Black


3. Do you like coffee?
Mei jiu jia car kei~~~!!!~Wo Zhi Yao he Yi Bei~~~!!!


5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
Once again...~~Mei jiu jia car kei~~~!!!~Wo Zhi Yao he Yi Bei~~~!!!
For people who dun eat pork,it means pretty beer + coffee


6. What’s the last letter of your crush’s name?
Y ...For Y~~M~~~C~~A~~ !!!! ~~~YMCA!!! ~~Y~~M~~C~~A~~


7. Do you say aim or a-i-m?
A Idiotic Mother?


8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having.
In the dream i was like,"la~~LA~~la~la~~la" Then kena bang by the car...Then i woke up at a very cloudy place.."Where am i?" i asked..."U are in heaven!!"...
*AHHH* i woke up screaming..=.=..."time to go for school!!"in chinese....fuck you...


9. Could you eat your favourite food everyday for a month and not get sick of it?
Of course...Mei jiu jia car kei~~~!!!~Wo Zhi Yao he Yi Bei~~~!!!


10. What are you craving?
0.o...i want Mei jiu jia car kei~~~!!!~Wo Zhi Yao he Yi Bei~~~!!!


11. Do you floss?
Candy floss?? YES !!!


12. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
i rather have Mei jiu jia car kei~~~!!!~Wo Zhi Yao he Yi Bei~~~!!!


16. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
When doing pumping...one thousand !! Two thousand !! THREE thousand !!!


17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
Bite !!! RAWR !!!


18. Do you use smileys?
yes...I always use this " =D " & this " =.= "


19. How many bedrooms are in your house?
Three.. !!


20. Have you ever met a celebrity?
Look over there!!!It's bird !!! It's a plane !! NO,IT's MAS SELEMAT !!! OMG!!! he is everywhere every corner in the street...You can see his fucking face!!! In the police poster!!! AHHHH!!!


21. Do you like cottage cheese?
Hmmmm...Cottage...is a house...Cheese is a food...so...house made up of cheese?! i will most probably get attack by rats.. =.= No,NO..no way


22. What’s the last song you had stuck in your head?
I think you guys know what i am thinking...Let's sing together!!!~~~ MEI JIU JIA CAR KEI!!!!!~~~ WO ZHI YAO HE YI BEI!!!!!~~~~


23. How many countries have you visited?
let's see the passport...batam...batam-0...batam-1...malaysia..batam-2..batam-3..Shanghai...batam-4..batam-5..That's...Nine countries!!! Oh ya i went to washington once..Make it 10!


24. Are your parents strict?
Dad,he always says it in chinese...Calm down mom calm down!!!No..NO!!!put it down
!! My Mum,...I GONNA KILL YOU WITH THIS FISH !!!! =.= eh oh...


25. Would you go sky diving?
From the 5th floor i look down at the trampoline..."Hey,looks like fun!!!" i said..."Give it a try.."...My friend kick me off the building in America And i went.."FUUUCCCKKKK YOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU~~~~~~!!!!!" ~boing~ the feeling was like aaa....AHHH..so...NO WAY i wanna to do it again


26. Who would you go out to eat with ?
A very big group of idiots who laughs at any stupid joke...


28. Is there anything sparkly in the room you’re in?
Hey...what's that...MY HANDSOME FACE =D !!!


30. Do you rent movies?
No...i only steal them...


31. Who sits in front of you in your math class?
Mr happy =D i put my Mr happy on the table and ask him how ta do the question


35. Where are you going to be Saturday night?
Batam...most probably...


36. Brown or white eggs?
Is there brown egg in this world??? You mean there is black egg or even pink??! =.=


37. Like rap music?
I listen rap-ing love songs


38. Ever taken a train?
MRT lorh...


39. Experienced the twin towers falling in New York?
Watch in TV can?


41. What day of the week is it?
Tueday...Liar!! People ask me this questions so many times!!!!


40. What was your Lunch?
McDonald~~~pa~~Pa~pa?..papa??papaya!!!yaya!?!=.=...I lovin it !!!


43. What is your best friend doing tomorrow?.
Laughing most probably


46. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
Oh oh..the movie is it???...oh..OH..OHH!!!.....no...


47. So, how about them Yankees?
What's that? i show about jumping monkeys?


51. Is your hair curly?
Yes !!!!


52. Last time you cried?
Every quiz ask this question...I YAWN TO TEARS !!!!


53. Ever walked into a wall?
I few days ago....HAHA u can't CATCH ME!!! bleh =P ..then..*BANG*


55. Have you ever bought anything from PacSun?
Boy...I dun like stupid companies names and you keep asking me...seen this movie?seen this bitch? seen this fucker? NO !!!


56. Favorite season?
Rain...i dun care if it is not a season!!!I LOVE RAIN !!!Not the boy who calls himself rain but RAIN !!


61. The next person you’ll hold hands with?
Mr Yee =D i gonna make you sell house!!! MUHAHAHA


62. Do you sleep with the TV on?
Will watch the TV until you sleep no matter how boring or interesting or how she become?...Yes,i do !!!--I Herby Declare~~Husband and Wife!!


63. Have you ever drank alcohol straight from the bottle?
Yup...That time in shanghai...i got drunk or sumthing then put the remote in the fridge =D


64. Do you think you’re old?.
I have train rails on my forehead...What do you think?


65. Are you afraid of the dark?
Yes...


66. Do you like your life right now?
Just accept it the way it is instead of trying to change it...


67. When’s the last time you chose a bath over a shower?
Bath and shower no difference mah =.=


68. Do you knock on wood?
"Let me show you a magic trick"...I smach the piece of wood my head...ow...


69. Do you have good vision?
Quite ok de


70. Can you hula hoop?
On my hand that is...


71. Where are your parents?
TV !!! and kitchen!!


72. Have you ever kissed in an elevator?
Aiyo,ask this...Yes...


73. What is the next CD you will buy?
365 sex positions =D


74. What brands are you wearing?
I can't find the labels!!!AHHH !!!


76. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Why yes...you wanna try? =D


77. Can you handle the truth?
Before he or she even talks..."No no no...let me guess..You gonna say apple right?"...then they say the truth


78. What was the most recent thing you bought?
Once again...MEI JIU JIA CAR KEI!!!!!~~~ WO ZHI YAO HE YI BEI!!!!!~~~~



79. How often do you talk on the phone?
1 time a day average...


80. Are you in a complicated relationship?
No...yes...no...yes...no..yes...no..yeeeeenoyyeeeno...yes.


81. Do you hate more than 3 people?
I hate things only...and i mean a thing...


82. Have you ever tripped someone?
Most recently,Jeremy right?


86. Do you use chop stick?
=.= ...no no i use pork chop


87. Are you too forgiving?
Forgiving?...No to thing...Yes to people...


88. Do you own something from Hot Topic?
What ya talking about? Pork?


89. Do you own a gun?
Not really...


90. Have you made a prank phone call?
Yes!!!I prank call i china guy =D


91. Have you ever been in a castle?
I have been in maze...


92. Do you like your hair?
I love it !!!


93. Do you like yourself?
I Love it !!! ok DJ...M1 theme song!!!


94. Are you closer to your mother or father?
None =/


95. Do you chat on AIM often?
A idiotic mother...yeah i do... =.= like who never talk to their mom

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Tuesday, July 14, 2009

About Porky

Identity:Goh Kok Hong
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Age:15. Blowing Candles on 27 October

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