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Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Oh sweet,Exams are over!!!Yesterday...I dun wanna talk about it,i am just glad it is over.Anyway it is already history,I HATE HISTORY >_< rawrr!!!Today i had hell lot of fun,done some crazy stuffs.Yeah...

Today in the history of science,i woke up at school time >6:30< without alarm,or my mum.It is a miracle!!!God help made me wake up early for an important mission!(Thanks PORK!)

"Operation Nasty Tan Pussy" BEGINS!!!

BRUSH TEETH!!CHANGE CLOTHES!!PREPARED THE WEAPONS!!!*tink*All set,lock and load.Off to pussy house!With the latest technology!!!PORKY's BICYCLE !!!
Shorter than Kang Jia Wen!!!Inflated wheels!!Rotten brakes!!And a pedal that can come off anytime!!!It is the ultimate travelling machine!COOL RIGHT?u wish u had one didn't u...

So i rode this imba bike all the way to nasty's house,without banging into anything as they made way for me upon seeing my stylo bike!Shouting and screaming,"HELP!!Someone call the cops.A manic is on a loose!!!"Well,i was just doing my job...After 10 hours,i reached below nasty's house.I took out my sniper(handphone),load the bullets and aim(type the text message and add recipient's name),FIRE!!!(MESSAGE SENT!!!).I shot him up his ass 7:00 in the morning,"Nasty i at ur house there le =D"...He died...in his dota match(online game).Mission Accomplished!!!

So ya,walk to mac.Meet up with more idiots,brought the same shit to eat.Play basketball.Then change location and play basketball again...actually for fuck?...Then wait this white nugget,eat his shit and have his beauty bath.Go da LAN,but no LAN to da.So everyone took out their own lan pa to da...No larh when bowling,cause cannot find LAN.sian...I wanted to fuck some zombies man.Bowling got a lot of cheats lorh...The ball roll in the drain can come out hit the pins again...WTH...

Then arcade,see them drive their cars.Bang here bang there...Damn funny...Then go home lorh.At home,watch Tom and Jerry,"The world's most famous cat...TOM!!!and the star of the show..Jerry!!!La la la~~~la la la~~~"The music still can't get off my mind until now.Blogging...My fuck up life...gotta entertain myself...typing...these piece of junk!!!...WELCOME TO MY BLOG!!!

Sign off,
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~The adventures of Porky~


Wednesday, May 20, 2009

About Porky

Identity:Goh Kok Hong
Who am I? Just call me †Porky†
Pleased to meet you.

Age:15. Blowing Candles on 27 October

Currently Graduating from Hougang Secondary School

CCA:Wushu

Contact:Nearest Porky Enterprise,
Ali-ba-ba street BLK 323B,
xmapl3st0ryx@hotmail.com

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